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Forum: Jet Blast
26th Dec 2008, 19:38
Replies: 5
Views: 4,906
Posted By MarlboroLite

I have the original boxed version, if anybody...

I have the original boxed version, if anybody wants it (Or the download version doesn't work)

I don't want anything for it, and ill post it to anywhere in the U.K.
23rd Dec 2008, 00:20
Replies: 51
Views: 8,427
Posted By MarlboroLite

I seem to remember that back in the 1980's...

I seem to remember that back in the 1980's Brittania used to play a Jean Michelle Jarre tune on boarding and taxi. I think the same music was used for Dr Mirriam Stoppards programme on ITV too.
Forum: Jet Blast
7th Dec 2008, 13:12
Replies: 33
Views: 6,210
Posted By MarlboroLite

Santa Claus, like all pilots, gets regular visits...

Santa Claus, like all pilots, gets regular visits from the Civil Aviation Authority, and it was shortly before Christmas when the CAA examiner arrived.

In preparation, Santa had the elves wash the...
Forum: Jet Blast
6th Dec 2008, 11:13
Replies: 121
Views: 21,181
Posted By MarlboroLite

Just as an airliner is ready to push back from...

Just as an airliner is ready to push back from the gate, the crew finds a technical issue. They call for Engineering, and a few minutes later an engineer pokes his head into the cockpit and...
Forum: Jet Blast
5th Nov 2008, 00:34
Replies: 4,735
Views: 198,675
Posted By MarlboroLite

post deleted as was way off topic

post deleted as was way off topic
Forum: Jet Blast
31st Oct 2008, 14:07
Replies: 12
Views: 979
Posted By MarlboroLite

No supernatural experiance...But on Wednesday i...

No supernatural experiance...But on Wednesday i did have some of the local youths bang on the door for "Trick or Treat".

Told them to invest in a diary, as they were early, and promptly closed...
27th Oct 2008, 13:07
Replies: 32
Views: 2,829
Posted By MarlboroLite

One of the best quotes i've seen is..... ...

One of the best quotes i've seen is.....


Children should be allowed to fly if:-

1. They are muzzled and sedated
2. Go as freight
Forum: Jet Blast
10th Oct 2008, 10:48
Replies: 28
Views: 2,711
Posted By MarlboroLite

I went to the cash machine this morning, and upon...

I went to the cash machine this morning, and upon trying to widthdraw some cash, it said "innsuficient funds"..........



I'm wondering if its them or me? :E
Forum: Jet Blast
8th Oct 2008, 01:01
Replies: 48
Views: 4,092
Posted By MarlboroLite

or an even better one.... Policewoman:...

or an even better one....


Policewoman: anything you say will be taken down blah blah blah blah

Accused: KNICKERS!! :}


on a more serious note.. way back in my youff, i had a small...
2nd Oct 2008, 00:16
Replies: 6
Views: 2,438
Posted By MarlboroLite

Hello! :ok: I'm only a PPL and the biggest...

Hello! :ok:

I'm only a PPL and the biggest thing i've flown is a PA28....But whats wrong with those 3 landings??

I'm sure if there were Italians on any of those 3 landings, then raptious(sp?)...
22nd Sep 2008, 23:20
Replies: 20
Views: 3,109
Posted By MarlboroLite

Your right that was unpleasant and tactless!!!...

Your right that was unpleasant and tactless!!! :ok:

And i apologise, i guess my brain wasn't in gear, i had flown back from Beijing (In club world) this afternoon, after a 4 day business trip
22nd Sep 2008, 18:13
Replies: 20
Views: 3,109
Posted By MarlboroLite

I remember travelling on a BA flight out of San...

I remember travelling on a BA flight out of San Franciso in upper deck economy (*B747-200 G-XXXX "City of Peterborough"*) Parents were in club and too tight to pay for me to go in club also. The...
Forum: Jet Blast
16th Sep 2008, 02:02
Replies: 44
Views: 2,588
Posted By MarlboroLite

Ok it could be a possibility that im "sleep...

Ok it could be a possibility that im "sleep tidying".

I'm not an expert on sleepwalking, but is it really possible, that i went downstairs, unset the alarm put the cd's on the kitchen table in...
Forum: Jet Blast
15th Sep 2008, 00:30
Replies: 44
Views: 2,588
Posted By MarlboroLite

Speaking of ghosts and Poltergiests...... ...

Speaking of ghosts and Poltergiests......

You have to promise not to laugh now :=

My parents go to Australia every year for 5 weeks at christmas time, and its up to muggins here, to go and...
Forum: Jet Blast
12th Sep 2008, 10:52
Replies: 74
Views: 12,054
Posted By MarlboroLite

Own a Ferrari? Not quite good enough at...

Own a Ferrari?

Not quite good enough at driving?

Are other boys faster than you in the wet?

Then you need:

Ferrari international Assistance (FiA)
Forum: Jet Blast
12th Sep 2008, 10:47
Replies: 7
Views: 1,310
Posted By MarlboroLite

Economics explained with cows + a few sheep

SOCIALISM
You have 2 cows.
You give one to your neighbour.


COMMUNISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and gives you some milk.

FASCISM
Forum: Jet Blast
11th Sep 2008, 00:04
Replies: 27
Views: 1,635
Posted By MarlboroLite

I would rather browse and let people think im...

I would rather browse and let people think im intelligent, than make a post which would remove all doubt! :E
Forum: Jet Blast
6th Sep 2008, 14:23
Replies: 74
Views: 12,054
Posted By MarlboroLite

A little French chef appears with a large knife,...

A little French chef appears with a large knife, the waiter instructs the chef

to kill the little green squid with the hairy lip.

Gervais is just about to slice at the poor squid when he...
Forum: Jet Blast
6th Sep 2008, 01:18
Replies: 74
Views: 12,054
Posted By MarlboroLite

Did you hear about the epiletic carpet??? . ....

Did you hear about the epiletic carpet???
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3rd Sep 2008, 16:09
Replies: 29
Views: 2,255
Posted By MarlboroLite

After seeing another post on a different forum,...

After seeing another post on a different forum, Korean Airlines, the average spend per passenger on longhaul food is.

First $80
Business $50
Economy $15
3rd Sep 2008, 11:05
Replies: 29
Views: 2,255
Posted By MarlboroLite

I don't know about long haul food, but when Gate...

I don't know about long haul food, but when Gate Gourmet had its industrial action many moons ago, A representative came on air and said BA buys its All Day Deli boxs at something around 1.01 per...
Forum: Jet Blast
2nd Sep 2008, 09:43
Replies: 99
Views: 5,073
Posted By MarlboroLite

ok Um...lifting... Uncle Buck (John Candy...

ok Um...lifting...

Uncle Buck (John Candy R.I.P) The lovable slob loser and underdog who manages to turn round his brothers family was a Cubs Fan

Brewsters Millions, Monty Brewster (Richard...
Forum: Jet Blast
2nd Sep 2008, 00:36
Replies: 99
Views: 5,073
Posted By MarlboroLite

Every film that has a male underdog character, he...

Every film that has a male underdog character, he is always a Chicago Cubs fan.
Forum: Jet Blast
1st Sep 2008, 13:04
Replies: 99
Views: 5,073
Posted By MarlboroLite

If being chased through town, you can usually...

If being chased through town, you can usually take cover in a passing St Patrick's Day parade - at any time of the year.

The ventilation system of any building is a perfect hiding place. No one...
Forum: Jet Blast
1st Sep 2008, 09:31
Replies: 149
Views: 13,039
Posted By MarlboroLite

a couple of places in South Lincolnshire ...

a couple of places in South Lincolnshire


Cowbit pronounced Cubit

Aslackby Pronounced Azel b
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