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27th Jan 2022, 18:50
Replies: 8,268
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Posted By Kiltrash

If this ' Falls Off ' the Carrier deck, can't see...

If this ' Falls Off ' the Carrier deck, can't see the Commies rushing to get there,
27th Jan 2022, 13:06
Replies: 8,268
Views: 367,875
Posted By Kiltrash

Arn"t you worried or scared?? No No No at the...

Arn"t you worried or scared??
No No No at the first sign of danger these goggles go completely dark.... got from Hank tbe Welder
27th Jan 2022, 13:04
Replies: 8,268
Views: 367,875
Posted By Kiltrash

After Hoskins ' accidentally ' dropped a 250 kg...

After Hoskins ' accidentally ' dropped a 250 kg bomb onto the MQ building at Cranwell he was encouraged to repair it himself....
27th Jan 2022, 09:18
Replies: 8,268
Views: 367,875
Posted By Kiltrash

Early design of a Dalek that is not flummoxed by...

Early design of a Dalek that is not flummoxed by stairs
27th Jan 2022, 08:09
Replies: 8,268
Views: 367,875
Posted By Kiltrash

Reporter....Very good but one last question...

Reporter....Very good but one last question before you show what it can do. Are you not just a little bit worried ?
Designer...Absolutely Bricking it.....
27th Jan 2022, 08:05
Replies: 8,268
Views: 367,875
Posted By Kiltrash

Captain Brown, your new captured enemy aircraft...

Captain Brown, your new captured enemy aircraft is ready for you...
27th Jan 2022, 08:03
Replies: 8,268
Views: 367,875
Posted By Kiltrash

Test Pilots Union claim their members are not...

Test Pilots Union claim their members are not paid enough and publish Mr Robinsons latest design as evidence
26th Jan 2022, 20:51
Replies: 8,268
Views: 367,875
Posted By Kiltrash

whatdoyoumean there's no dual control? or ...

whatdoyoumean there's no dual control?
or
Police Merseyside regretted parking overnight at Speke
or
New Ch4 show premiers.....' The Flying Chefhouse '.... well i think it says Chef
Forum: Jet Blast
26th Jan 2022, 12:27
Replies: 11
Views: 1,047
Posted By Kiltrash

So long as the car, and pedestrians are both...

So long as the car, and pedestrians are both programmed with tbe latest Highway Code...and cyclists to that matter
26th Jan 2022, 11:27
Replies: 8,268
Views: 367,875
Posted By Kiltrash

...as a additional service to Builders we not...

...as a additional service to Builders we not only deliver to site all your construction needs we also collect your McDonalds order as well. No excuse to give the householder you just need to pop...
25th Jan 2022, 21:40
Replies: 8,268
Views: 367,875
Posted By Kiltrash

East end Hitman flies in and out. Any witnesses...

East end Hitman flies in and out. Any witnesses assumed to be on Crack Cocaine
25th Jan 2022, 21:01
Replies: 62
Views: 21,358
Posted By Kiltrash

Came across this series of ' Life aboard a Los...

Came across this series of ' Life aboard a Los Angeles Class Fast Attack Submarine ' on YT
Found it interesting and is a series of 7 videos about as it says.... one of the ep considers Sonar so...
24th Jan 2022, 14:55
Replies: 8,268
Views: 367,875
Posted By Kiltrash

....just say your recollection is...

....just say your recollection is different....works every time for me...
24th Jan 2022, 14:53
Replies: 8,268
Views: 367,875
Posted By Kiltrash

Had a mesages from Mummy, all my titles and...

Had a mesages from Mummy, all my titles and honours have been stripped from me....
Don't worry i'll give you a peerage and send you to the House of Lords...
24th Jan 2022, 14:50
Replies: 8,268
Views: 367,875
Posted By Kiltrash

Mrs J... Well he's not only [email protected] me but he's...

Mrs J...
Well he's not only [email protected] me but he's Royally [email protected] the country as well...
Forum: Jet Blast
24th Jan 2022, 14:42
Replies: 78
Views: 5,674
Posted By Kiltrash

My wife has a iphone and always asking why ( the...

My wife has a iphone and always asking why ( the hell ) it's doing that ...
I just get on with my Samsung
I used to be a Windows man till I get a Mac book. .never looked back
My son is a...
Forum: Jet Blast
22nd Jan 2022, 11:21
Replies: 117
Views: 13,921
Posted By Kiltrash

Fortunately I very rarely park anywhere there is...

Fortunately I very rarely park anywhere there is likely to be a cyclist comming past.
My own driveway
Supermarket / shopping centre marked bay
Pub car park
Relationship s houses with own private...
22nd Jan 2022, 09:39
Replies: 8,268
Views: 367,875
Posted By Kiltrash

...and finally from me as I'm off to a family...

...and finally from me as I'm off to a family wake till Monday. .Yes it was Covid 😑

I hear you offered to hold Daddy's Funeral in the House of Commons and call it Unrestricted Government ...
22nd Jan 2022, 07:48
Replies: 8,268
Views: 367,875
Posted By Kiltrash

So that's agreed then, we both hope HMTQ lasts...

So that's agreed then, we both hope HMTQ lasts forever, in her old age she's to doddery to throw us out, Unlike Charles would have us looking out at HMS Belfast all the time

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22nd Jan 2022, 07:42
Replies: 8,268
Views: 367,875
Posted By Kiltrash

Filly behind.....( thinks ) Why am i always...

Filly behind.....( thinks ) Why am i always seated next to the nutters??
or
Shussh you two, they are playing the Last Post
22nd Jan 2022, 04:46
Replies: 8,268
Views: 367,875
Posted By Kiltrash

Don't look now but the think the filly behind us...

Don't look now but the think the filly behind us fancies your arSe
22nd Jan 2022, 04:45
Replies: 8,268
Views: 367,875
Posted By Kiltrash

Have you heard the one about the Prince, The...

Have you heard the one about the Prince, The showgirl and the Nun??
22nd Jan 2022, 04:44
Replies: 8,268
Views: 367,875
Posted By Kiltrash

Well we both got a Reprieve sanctioned by Mummy,

Well we both got a Reprieve sanctioned by Mummy,
Forum: Jet Blast
21st Jan 2022, 18:41
Replies: 10,375
Views: 941,184
Posted By Kiltrash

My Grandaughters school sent a text to all the...

My Grandaughters school sent a text to all the parents that the children no longer are required to wear masks. We find today that all the teachers are continuing to wear them so the Prefects have '...
Forum: Jet Blast
21st Jan 2022, 18:20
Replies: 15,091
Views: 2,442,809
Posted By Kiltrash

Thought I would try this here as not worthy of a...

Thought I would try this here as not worthy of a thread on its own, but anyone else see the snippet from Hampshire Fire and Rescue where there was a dog stranded on mud flats in Portsmouth. Now...
21st Jan 2022, 17:16
Replies: 21
Views: 5,427
Posted By Kiltrash

Well in my case any air display at grand pricks ...

Well in my case any air display at grand pricks does not warrent my time. I record the highlight show only to watch the ensuing chaos. If I want a air show I go to my local GA airport and watch a...
21st Jan 2022, 15:37
Replies: 8,268
Views: 367,875
Posted By Kiltrash

Betty Lou, are you sure this gun will fit into...

Betty Lou, are you sure this gun will fit into your handbag??

homage to Meatloaf
Forum: Jet Blast
21st Jan 2022, 12:08
Replies: 13
Views: 2,292
Posted By Kiltrash

Next door treated themselves to a lock down dog,...

Next door treated themselves to a lock down dog, well better than a lock down baby, and that was fine till they returned to work / school then the mutt would yap yap yap till some one returned ...
21st Jan 2022, 07:21
Replies: 8,268
Views: 367,875
Posted By Kiltrash

Due to a shortage of fresh uniform for the...

Due to a shortage of fresh uniform for the conscripted troops the previously used Argyle and Sutherland equipment was re issued. ..and thats where " Going Commando " came from...
21st Jan 2022, 07:17
Replies: 8,268
Views: 367,875
Posted By Kiltrash

During WW1 patriotism encourage whole business...

During WW1 patriotism encourage whole business to sign up as " Pals Battalions " and the Pantomime Dames section were kept all together
20th Jan 2022, 21:16
Replies: 8,268
Views: 367,875
Posted By Kiltrash

As Boris restlessly slumbered in his bunker, he...

As Boris restlessly slumbered in his bunker, he kept having the recurring dream that Sue Gray was comming for him...
Forum: Jet Blast
20th Jan 2022, 17:14
Replies: 501
Views: 60,277
Posted By Kiltrash

The Masters defers to the Pilots local knowledge...

The Masters defers to the Pilots local knowledge which will be better that the Masters
However the Master has more knowledge of his ships peculiarities .
The full report has still to come out but...
20th Jan 2022, 07:17
Replies: 8,268
Views: 367,875
Posted By Kiltrash

At Gibraltar it was never a good plan to pay the...

At Gibraltar it was never a good plan to pay the men in peanuts ....look what you get
20th Jan 2022, 07:11
Replies: 8,268
Views: 367,875
Posted By Kiltrash

Captain it's not moving... Well it might help...

Captain it's not moving...
Well it might help if all you ladies were to push at the same time....you know PUUUSH like the midwife taught you...
20th Jan 2022, 07:07
Replies: 8,268
Views: 367,875
Posted By Kiltrash

Surley if this is a Navel gun it would be better...

Surley if this is a Navel gun it would be better protected against corrosion? ?
Don't call me Surley, It's Captain Shirley to you ..
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