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24th Sep 2020, 02:27
Replies: 18
Views: 1,307
Posted By Ascend Charlie

...shows ya how the US system of going...

...shows ya how the US system of going instructing immediately after getting a licence, no experience necessary, leaves the instructor a little under-prepared to teach?
Forum: Jet Blast
24th Sep 2020, 00:30
Replies: 2,980
Views: 115,141
Posted By Ascend Charlie

None of the other politicians resort to the...

None of the other politicians resort to the name-calling and trashing that Trump blurts out about his rivals.

This egotistical idiot tells himself out loud that he is doing great with Covid,...
Forum: Jet Blast
23rd Sep 2020, 19:22
Replies: 70
Views: 3,522
Posted By Ascend Charlie

Do you mean Rendezvous with Rama, Mr Rivets?...

Do you mean Rendezvous with Rama, Mr Rivets? Brilliant story.
Forum: Jet Blast
23rd Sep 2020, 07:05
Replies: 5,266
Views: 262,956
Posted By Ascend Charlie

"Woof woof!" said the Don, in despair, For the...

"Woof woof!" said the Don, in despair,
For the rain was messing his hair
23rd Sep 2020, 07:02
Replies: 18
Views: 1,307
Posted By Ascend Charlie

Knowing how far you can let a situation develop,...

Knowing how far you can let a situation develop, hoping that Bloggs will see the problem and fix it, before taking over. This comes from experience - a junior instructor might leap in and fix it...
23rd Sep 2020, 02:43
Replies: 6,065
Views: 329,746
Posted By Ascend Charlie

Trump's follower starts to think that this...

Trump's follower starts to think that this Campaign Trail isn't going so well...
Forum: Jet Blast
22nd Sep 2020, 20:27
Replies: 5,266
Views: 262,956
Posted By Ascend Charlie

I once knew a dog who smelled Of juniper...

I once knew a dog who smelled
Of juniper berries, and held
Political views
And watched all the news
Forum: Jet Blast
22nd Sep 2020, 10:23
Forum: Jet Blast
21st Sep 2020, 00:24
Replies: 70
Views: 3,522
Posted By Ascend Charlie

With the size of the universe and the spacing...

With the size of the universe and the spacing between galaxies and the time it takes for light/radiation to travel between them, it is a certainty that life can evolve, flourish, and die off in one...
Forum: Rotorheads
21st Sep 2020, 00:18
Replies: 20
Views: 3,390
Posted By Ascend Charlie

At 4000' and minus 8 degrees, what was your chart...

At 4000' and minus 8 degrees, what was your chart Vne?
Forum: Jet Blast
19th Sep 2020, 22:16
Replies: 5,266
Views: 262,956
Posted By Ascend Charlie

Is there intelligent life on earth? Some people...

Is there intelligent life on earth?
Some people might say there's a dearth.
There aren't any smarties
In political parties
19th Sep 2020, 22:08
Replies: 6,065
Views: 329,746
Posted By Ascend Charlie

Trump: "Why do they call it a Station, if there...

Trump: "Why do they call it a Station, if there aren't any trains?"
Presidential aide: ".............oh.....my....gawd..."
Forum: Jet Blast
19th Sep 2020, 10:53
Replies: 5,266
Views: 262,956
Posted By Ascend Charlie

Perhaps there'll be little green men, In Two...

Perhaps there'll be little green men,
In Two Thousand Three Hundred and Ten
They won't be Glaswegians
But born-again vegans
But we sure won't be there by then.
Forum: Rotorheads
17th Sep 2020, 07:47
Replies: 51
Views: 31,690
Posted By Ascend Charlie

A late response here, Sassy, but in the late 80s...

A late response here, Sassy, but in the late 80s I was flying a BK117 in the NSW Blue Mountains, planning to rescue a man from the bottom of a cliff. The wind was very strong from the west, and we...
Forum: Jet Blast
17th Sep 2020, 04:41
Replies: 2,980
Views: 115,141
Posted By Ascend Charlie

Donny again tells everybody that he is the only...

Donny again tells everybody that he is the only person who understands Covid, all the chief advisors have made mistakes about when the vaccine will be ready and whether masks are effective. Only...
Forum: Jet Blast
16th Sep 2020, 23:33
Replies: 2,980
Views: 115,141
Posted By Ascend Charlie

When Forrest Trump loses this election, he will...

When Forrest Trump loses this election, he will be the world's absolute worst loser. His tweets will continue to be childish bursts of temper and name-calling, and the validity of the election will...
16th Sep 2020, 19:12
Replies: 6,065
Views: 329,746
Posted By Ascend Charlie

"Abort the landing, Skipper, some ********'s...

"Abort the landing, Skipper, some ********'s about to walk into the tail rotor!"
16th Sep 2020, 03:12
Replies: 14
Views: 4,593
Posted By Ascend Charlie

What's it doing? About 120 knots.

What's it doing?

About 120 knots.
Forum: Rotorheads
15th Sep 2020, 10:31
Replies: 41
Views: 6,269
Posted By Ascend Charlie

In 6 years of police flying, I landed the chopper...

In 6 years of police flying, I landed the chopper once to grab some juvenile escapees from a prison farm, who had stolen an RX-7 and had ended up in a semi-rural dead end street. Landed on the street...
Forum: Jet Blast
15th Sep 2020, 07:46
Replies: 53
Views: 4,836
Posted By Ascend Charlie

Don't forget Bunnings Karen, Dr Dre!

Don't forget Bunnings Karen, Dr Dre!
15th Sep 2020, 07:43
Replies: 6,065
Views: 329,746
Posted By Ascend Charlie

OK, a quick game is a fast game. This week's...

OK, a quick game is a fast game.

This week's award goes to Dan Gerous for

"Not to worry. I've been down on everything but the Titanic, I'll soon have this blown up."

Take it away, Dan.
(The...
Forum: Jet Blast
15th Sep 2020, 05:55
Replies: 654
Views: 59,364
Posted By Ascend Charlie

Snapshot of my own, driving home yesterday. Of...

Snapshot of my own, driving home yesterday.
Of 30 cars coming at me, counted in lots of 10, there were 4/10 SUV or Tradie Trucks, next group 6/10, then 4/10. Petrol and diesel. The rest sedans or...
Forum: Jet Blast
15th Sep 2020, 04:20
Replies: 11
Views: 869
Posted By Ascend Charlie

Aliens land on Earth, and say "Take me to your...

Aliens land on Earth, and say "Take me to your leader."

They take them to Forrest Trump.

Alien makes a note: "Earthlings will never be a problem to us. Unless they run out of hairspray."
Forum: Jet Blast
15th Sep 2020, 04:17
Replies: 70
Views: 3,522
Posted By Ascend Charlie

...bring on the Anal Intruder...

...bring on the Anal Intruder...
Forum: Rotorheads
14th Sep 2020, 07:39
Replies: 21
Views: 4,106
Posted By Ascend Charlie

T-Bags, Oh, I wish I could have photographed your...

T-Bags, Oh, I wish I could have photographed your eyes when you saw that one happen! Looked like VASIS, but both red!
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