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22nd Sep 2020, 21:46
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Posted By c52

Let's be inspired by this happy fellow: ...

Let's be inspired by this happy fellow:

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22nd Sep 2020, 17:35
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Posted By c52

Thank you. Plenty of good entries, I thought....

Thank you. Plenty of good entries, I thought. I'll have a new picture by 2300 BST.
21st Sep 2020, 14:15
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Posted By c52

We're testing communication with astronauts by...

We're testing communication with astronauts by smoke-signal in case of communications failure.

-- Aha, and how do they communicate back again?
21st Sep 2020, 14:07
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Posted By c52

"How do you account for this, Admiral?" "I'm...

"How do you account for this, Admiral?"

"I'm afraid I'm all at sea, Sir."
21st Sep 2020, 08:43
Replies: 37
Views: 8,066
Posted By c52

It would reduce the number of 'white vans' on the...

It would reduce the number of 'white vans' on the roads. What it would do for employment is a scary thought.
20th Sep 2020, 22:28
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Posted By c52

Mainwaring: "Well done, men. We were only...

Mainwaring: "Well done, men. We were only supposed to blow the ******** doors off, but I'm sure the General will appreciate how much more we've achieved."
20th Sep 2020, 18:00
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Posted By c52

Next time we need a firing squad, I want at least...

Next time we need a firing squad, I want at least one of them to be properly trained.
20th Sep 2020, 15:18
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Posted By c52

I blame the parents. Someone please explain to...

I blame the parents. Someone please explain to the recruits what a camp fire is.
20th Sep 2020, 13:29
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Posted By c52

RATO successful - what's a bit of collateral...

RATO successful - what's a bit of collateral damage to the station?
20th Sep 2020, 07:14
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Posted By c52

So you thought you could disperse fog AND save...

So you thought you could disperse fog AND save petrol by setting fire to the whole airfield?
18th Sep 2020, 16:00
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Posted By c52

We'll call that a successful test, but under...

We'll call that a successful test, but under "lessons learned" we'll write a small footnote suggesting that the pilot should release the bomb before it hits the target.
18th Sep 2020, 09:27
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Posted By c52

Well, fire seems pretty effective on land. But...

Well, fire seems pretty effective on land. But we're a Naval Weapons Research station - let's try to set fire to the sea.
18th Sep 2020, 09:26
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Posted By c52

This is my 'scorched earth' policy. If we can't...

This is my 'scorched earth' policy. If we can't find any viruses after the fire, we'll burn down the whole of the USA.
17th Sep 2020, 11:10
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Posted By c52

For heaven's sake, if we're going to fake a moon...

For heaven's sake, if we're going to fake a moon landing the astronaut needs a goldfish bowl on his head.
16th Sep 2020, 10:08
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Posted By c52

Mr Trump, this is a FAKE* desert. There is...

Mr Trump, this is a FAKE* desert. There is nothing at all to be concerned about.

*Thinks - in the Trump sense of the word 'fake'.
15th Sep 2020, 22:35
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Views: 329,706
Posted By c52

"Here's the biggest crowd in the whole history of...

"Here's the biggest crowd in the whole history of America cheering for you, Mr Trump, but only the best presidents can see and hear them."
15th Sep 2020, 21:47
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Posted By c52

Yes, Mr Cummings, this is an extremely sensitive...

Yes, Mr Cummings, this is an extremely sensitive military site which you are free to explore. No, sorry, none of us can come with you; we don't have the security clearance.
15th Sep 2020, 18:41
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Views: 329,706
Posted By c52

At last. I'd like to see them prevent me from...

At last. I'd like to see them prevent me from mingling with six other people now.

Hang on, I'm all alone. HELP!
15th Sep 2020, 17:31
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Views: 329,706
Posted By c52

And so our survival expert is left all alone in...

And so our survival expert is left all alone in the desert, apart from a crew of cameramen, sound recordists, catering and medical staff, and a good number of lesser technicians.
15th Sep 2020, 17:27
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Posted By c52

The Navigator gets out at Lossiemouth, or so he...

The Navigator gets out at Lossiemouth, or so he thinks.
15th Sep 2020, 17:26
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Posted By c52

The Royal Navy realises it has the actual means...

The Royal Navy realises it has the actual means to stage a 'balloon debate'. More humanely, of course.
15th Sep 2020, 17:25
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Views: 329,706
Posted By c52

Now no one can stop me from smoking.

Now no one can stop me from smoking.
15th Sep 2020, 17:20
Replies: 662
Views: 94,869
Posted By c52

Didn't see it, but a 737MAX G-TUMF flew from...

Didn't see it, but a 737MAX G-TUMF flew from Malaga to Birmingham at FL180, crossing the Channel at almost the narrowest point. rather than the more conventional Channel Islands-IoW. Are MAXs scared...
14th Sep 2020, 20:23
Replies: 6,063
Views: 329,706
Posted By c52

If you're going to be a human substitute for the...

If you're going to be a human substitute for the missing air, you'll have to wrap yourself round a bit better than that.
13th Sep 2020, 10:39
Replies: 6,063
Views: 329,706
Posted By c52

No fault found. If the plane didn't roll properly...

No fault found. If the plane didn't roll properly along the runway I recommend resurfacing.
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