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24th Sep 2020, 02:51
Replies: 7
Views: 464
Posted By OllyBeak

Might be worth giving Waterfox a look. ...

Might be worth giving Waterfox a look.

https://www.waterfox.net/
Forum: Jet Blast
4th Dec 2017, 01:40
Replies: 104
Views: 10,066
Posted By OllyBeak

Farage seems to me a fine gentleman. But in...

Farage seems to me a fine gentleman. But in Malay, 'farage' has a quite different meaning...
Forum: Jet Blast
22nd Jan 2014, 01:00
Replies: 153
Views: 9,911
Posted By OllyBeak

Survival

Here we are - nearly two pages of how to open a beer bottle and nobody's mentioned Bangkok!
Forum: Jet Blast
1st Jul 2012, 01:55
Replies: 18
Views: 1,543
Posted By OllyBeak

I just happened to be in the vicinity (cough,...

I just happened to be in the vicinity (cough, cough) of a hall of residence early one Sunday morning, when there was a loud clanging. Fire alarm.

A quite amazing number of assorted sizes and...
Forum: Jet Blast
25th Mar 2012, 02:16
Replies: 128
Views: 12,357
Posted By OllyBeak

Try doing all that bullshite stuff; it's bloody...

Try doing all that bullshite stuff; it's bloody difficult.

Most of my early career consisted of writing decent dialogue - for people to speak. Orwell was the guide, especially two of his rules:
...
Forum: Jet Blast
31st Dec 2011, 01:52
Replies: 9,999
Views: 647,058
Posted By OllyBeak

And the very bestest raclette in the whole world....

And the very bestest raclette in the whole world. Kindlii??? Can't remember. But I could take you there. If you pay...

Happy New Year, all.

Ol.
Forum: Jet Blast
8th Oct 2011, 01:15
Replies: 41
Views: 3,252
Posted By OllyBeak

Mine's the best! Five seconds shuffle (half)...

Mine's the best!

Five seconds shuffle (half) into wonky shoes outside front door.

Ten seconds stroll to next flat.

Two seconds shuffle off wonky shoes while unlocking door of 'office' flat....
Forum: Jet Blast
22nd Sep 2011, 01:05
Replies: 71
Views: 5,928
Posted By OllyBeak

There was a fairly well documented case here a...

There was a fairly well documented case here a while ago. The night watchman on a building site in Racecourse Road disappeared.

Then reappeared in various curry dishes at a cafe just down the...
Forum: Jet Blast
18th Aug 2011, 02:26
Replies: 167
Views: 19,328
Posted By OllyBeak

Mr Bratco, Down at the bottom of this block...

Mr Bratco,

Down at the bottom of this block of flats are a couple of signs:

http://www.finecutfilms.com/Images/Dug.jpg

But the creatures involved only see in black and white; how do they...
Forum: Jet Blast
10th Aug 2011, 01:47
Replies: 25
Views: 2,546
Posted By OllyBeak

I didnít know that PPPPrune had been banished...

I didnít know that PPPPrune had been banished from these shores until today.

It was Singaporeís 46th birthday yesterday. I was vaguely interested in watching the fireworks, but was on my evening...
Forum: Jet Blast
28th Jul 2011, 01:30
Replies: 126
Views: 8,567
Posted By OllyBeak

I suspect it's all to do with the ending of...

I suspect it's all to do with the ending of capital punishment in schools...
Forum: Jet Blast
25th Jun 2011, 02:02
Replies: 9,998
Views: 589,280
Posted By OllyBeak

I was lucky enough to walk across that bridge...

I was lucky enough to walk across that bridge once.

Just alongside it, there is, or was, a line of brick lumps or pillars in the water. I asked the nice Jockistani bloke what they were.

"Oh,...
Forum: Jet Blast
5th Jun 2011, 02:09
Replies: 216
Views: 15,891
Posted By OllyBeak

Ah. The plague of pluralism... Excuse me, but I...

Ah. The plague of pluralism... Excuse me, but I hope that if I vent my spleen it may save my teeth from being completely ground to paste.

From the Beeb electric wireless come many examples of...
Forum: Jet Blast
17th Apr 2011, 02:14
Replies: 92
Views: 10,795
Posted By OllyBeak

Very, very sad. But thank you, Flying Lawyer...

Very, very sad.

But thank you, Flying Lawyer for the reminder of his wit.

Sad...
Forum: Jet Blast
4th Apr 2011, 01:46
Replies: 41
Views: 3,133
Posted By OllyBeak

Ah... Pan's People. Their choreographer (at...

Ah...

Pan's People. Their choreographer (at least for some time) was Flick Colby. I recently unearthed an old address book, and on the C page, writ large in block capitals was...

Well, use your...
Forum: Jet Blast
3rd Apr 2011, 02:22
Replies: 626
Views: 75,565
Posted By OllyBeak

Er... Excuse me if this isn't an appropriate...

Er...

Excuse me if this isn't an appropriate place for this enquiry.

We usually visit Kyoto about this time of year for the sakura. This year... well, half of me says it isn't decent behaviour...
Forum: Jet Blast
2nd Apr 2011, 02:31
Replies: 107
Views: 21,964
Posted By OllyBeak

Page four, and only one mention of Eric and Ern!...

Page four, and only one mention of Eric and Ern! What?

Bloody brilliant.

Now carry on...
Forum: Jet Blast
28th Mar 2011, 02:28
Replies: 15
Views: 1,682
Posted By OllyBeak

Take a trip to Jackson market off MacPherson...

Take a trip to Jackson market off MacPherson road. In Tai Thong Crescent there is a wonderful place called Ser Heng Herbal Soup. It only serves two dishes - turtle soup and black chicken soup. The...
Forum: Jet Blast
26th Mar 2011, 02:48
Replies: 64
Views: 5,827
Posted By OllyBeak

A few years ago, I went into the usual bank to...

A few years ago, I went into the usual bank to cash a cheque.

Lady: "Sorry - I can't give you any money."
Me: "Er... I've got quite a large balance."
Lady: "No. I can't cash the cheque."
Me:...
Forum: Jet Blast
19th Mar 2011, 00:56
Replies: 7
Views: 1,009
Posted By OllyBeak

When I was a young(er) thing, there was a big,...

When I was a young(er) thing, there was a big, fat chap at Camden Lock market who did something similar. He had a step-ladder and announced that he was going to dive from it into a tiny paddling...
Forum: Jet Blast
13th Feb 2011, 01:05
Replies: 105
Views: 22,681
Posted By OllyBeak

Charlie Brooker - brilliant. His review of 2010...

Charlie Brooker - brilliant. His review of 2010 was a gem.

Humph Lyttleton to a heckler: "Save your breath lad, you'll need it to blow up your girlfriend when you get home."

Probably...
Forum: Jet Blast
5th Feb 2011, 01:34
Replies: 21
Views: 2,380
Posted By OllyBeak

That's a disgrace. An absolute bloody disgrace....

That's a disgrace. An absolute bloody disgrace. I'm livid, I really am. Think I might smash something. Anybody with an ounce of education knows it should be 'child free', not 'children free'.

Ker...
Forum: Jet Blast
23rd Jan 2011, 00:32
Replies: 29
Views: 1,796
Posted By OllyBeak

Extruding machines - horrid. Roll, roll and roll...

Extruding machines - horrid. Roll, roll and roll until very thin. Chop up as you wish or change from rolling to slicing blade and convert to spaghetti (or whatever).

Italians seem to think the...
Forum: Jet Blast
25th Dec 2010, 01:59
Replies: 9,999
Views: 586,609
Posted By OllyBeak

All the very bestest to all for a smashing...

All the very bestest to all for a smashing Christmas from the Land of Lee (and sons).

http://www.finecutfilms.com/Images/Beak.jpg

Here's looking at you, kid.

Happy New Year,

OllyBeak.
Forum: Jet Blast
22nd Nov 2010, 01:13
Replies: 55
Views: 7,048
Posted By OllyBeak

'Tis not always the fault of the morning pisser....

'Tis not always the fault of the morning pisser. Honest!

After a few minor drips had been reported(!) to me, I did some research.

If I shut both seat and lid on the bog, then flush, a few tiny...
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