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Forum: ATC Issues
4th Nov 2015, 10:36
Replies: 1,636
Views: 2,452,804
Posted By Lon More

A controller passed away unexpectedly and went to...

A controller passed away unexpectedly and went to heaven. God said to the controller "Hey! I wasn't expecting you here so soon!"
The controller said to God "Hey! You're in my seat! Move it."
Forum: ATC Issues
6th Sep 2015, 09:44
Replies: 1,636
Views: 2,452,804
Posted By Lon More

Air Traffic Control to a plane that had just...

Air Traffic Control to a plane that had just groundlooped: "Foxtrot Tango, do you require assistance or would you just like a little music?"
Forum: ATC Issues
21st Aug 2015, 17:04
Replies: 1,636
Views: 2,452,804
Posted By Lon More

If you want educational try listening to a tape...

If you want educational try listening to a tape of the Tower at Oshkosh during the annual EAA Fly-in

"Oshkosh, what's my number for landing?"

"Fly 10 North to the gravel pit, find the last...
Forum: ATC Issues
19th Feb 2015, 20:11
Replies: 1,636
Views: 2,452,804
Posted By Lon More

LEBL ATIS ...

LEBL ATIS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bDOZooUUNE
Forum: ATC Issues
17th Aug 2012, 06:19
Replies: 1,636
Views: 2,452,804
Posted By Lon More

Vulcanised thanks for that, reminded me of some...

Vulcanised thanks for that, reminded me of some of my own attempts.
Alledgedly (sp?) a controller at Amsterdam once told the late Prince Bernhard, "Landing time 38.... 39.... 40 and 41" Complaints...
Forum: ATC Issues
28th Sep 2011, 20:03
Replies: 1,636
Views: 2,452,804
Posted By Lon More

Sounds like a Norwich based turkey. Bootiful!

Sounds like a Norwich based turkey. Bootiful!
Forum: ATC Issues
2nd Feb 2011, 21:45
Replies: 1,636
Views: 2,452,804
Posted By Lon More

It ws. I retired in 2005.

It ws. I retired in 2005.
Forum: ATC Issues
3rd Jan 2011, 11:29
Replies: 1,636
Views: 2,452,804
Posted By Lon More

Back to their old ways Reddo. Back when, Air...

Back to their old ways Reddo.
Back when, Air Frog could get to cruising level out of Copenhagen and only call again when wanting descent into de Gaulle. Straight through some of Europe's busiest...
Forum: ATC Issues
5th Dec 2010, 11:35
Replies: 1,636
Views: 2,452,804
Posted By Lon More

The fFrench used a similar c/s for their tankers....

The fFrench used a similar c/s for their tankers. FUKCD was one IIRC

Very young, female FO at Sopley was having real difficulties with it as he repeatedly flew out of the towline and getting in...
Forum: ATC Issues
4th Dec 2010, 13:54
Replies: 1,636
Views: 2,452,804
Posted By Lon More

Back when we still phoned estimates between units...

Back when we still phoned estimates between units the Papa Alpha Oscar November Echo or Papa Alpha Tango Whisky Oscar often had people writing out strips; usually the penny dropped after the second...
Forum: ATC Issues
28th Oct 2010, 23:54
Replies: 1,636
Views: 2,452,804
Posted By Lon More

Even before my retirement I'd lost track of the...

Even before my retirement I'd lost track of the number of languages spoken at Maastricht UAC. As a matter of courtesy, (and of our linguistic superiority) airlines were greeted in their own language....
Forum: ATC Issues
24th Nov 2009, 21:58
Replies: 1,636
Views: 2,452,804
Posted By Lon More

Similarly a Belgian colleague had the habit of...

Similarly a Belgian colleague had the habit of ticking with his pen against the mike whilst transmitting. Eventually somebody complained and he realised what he was doing. "How's that?" he asked,...
Forum: ATC Issues
9th Oct 2009, 16:02
Replies: 1,636
Views: 2,452,804
Posted By Lon More

Umm, maybe he had traffic? I thought this was a...

Umm, maybe he had traffic? I thought this was a joke thread:confused:
Forum: ATC Issues
26th Sep 2009, 23:37
Replies: 1,636
Views: 2,452,804
Posted By Lon More

Limburgs. Zijn wij gewent.

Limburgs. Zijn wij gewent.
Forum: ATC Issues
22nd Sep 2009, 19:58
Replies: 1,636
Views: 2,452,804
Posted By Lon More

but he gives his location as Heathrow, the...

but he gives his location as Heathrow, the biggest aviation joke of them all.

Seriously, if you can't differentiate betwen the two sections I suggest looking for another career
Forum: ATC Issues
26th Aug 2009, 17:59
Replies: 1,636
Views: 2,452,804
Posted By Lon More

Probably all the way to the London FIR boundary ...

Probably all the way to the London FIR boundary

Code allocation is computer generated, google ORCAM if you want to know more; anyway, apart from a few tossers:suspect: who gives a :mad: for...
Forum: ATC Issues
16th Aug 2009, 16:53
Replies: 1,636
Views: 2,452,804
Posted By Lon More

Pontius may well have said it to Mortus. I...

Pontius may well have said it to Mortus.

I see the Paddy Factor at work again, Abz217.:8
Forum: ATC Issues
16th Aug 2009, 11:37
Replies: 1,636
Views: 2,452,804
Posted By Lon More

I think Wilbur said it to Orville.:)

I think Wilbur said it to Orville.:)
Forum: ATC Issues
27th Mar 2009, 20:12
Replies: 1,636
Views: 2,452,804
Posted By Lon More

Back in the 1970s , before Euroccontrol moved to...

Back in the 1970s , before Euroccontrol moved to Maastricht and when we still used paper strips, blue for Westbound, buff for Eastbound (and red for dangerous according to our PR expert) a few of us...
Forum: ATC Issues
21st Oct 2008, 15:01
Replies: 1,636
Views: 2,452,804
Posted By Lon More

Scooby - pretty good navs then. Two TACANs about...

Scooby - pretty good navs then. Two TACANs about 350nm apart. in different countries:hmm:
Forum: ATC Issues
21st Oct 2008, 08:16
Replies: 1,636
Views: 2,452,804
Posted By Lon More

The American cousins found a few new places in...

The American cousins found a few new places in days gone by; Saint Rumble = Strumble was a favouritr
Forum: ATC Issues
23rd Sep 2008, 00:43
Replies: 1,636
Views: 2,452,804
Posted By Lon More

Better than 2 by 2 Too loud Too often

Better than 2 by 2


Too loud
Too often
Forum: ATC Issues
28th Aug 2008, 21:18
Replies: 1,636
Views: 2,452,804
Posted By Lon More

It happened at Maastricht UAC; Flight Data mini...

It happened at Maastricht UAC; Flight Data mini strips were updated by a Co-ordinator who was not sat next to the executive. The strips were about 14 cm long and had no place to put this info on.
...
Forum: ATC Issues
28th Aug 2008, 16:14
Replies: 1,636
Views: 2,452,804
Posted By Lon More

1. This is a humour thread. Don't let the truth...

1. This is a humour thread. Don't let the truth get in the way of a good joke.

2. just how would little pieces of paper have prevented this misunderstanding?

FWIW most of the controllers at...
Forum: ATC Issues
12th Jul 2008, 18:02
Replies: 1,636
Views: 2,452,804
Posted By Lon More

back when Pontius was a Pilot:)

back when Pontius was a Pilot:)
Forum: ATC Issues
30th May 2008, 20:19
Replies: 1,636
Views: 2,452,804
Posted By Lon More

Almost as old as me; apologies if it's been...

Almost as old as me; apologies if it's been posted before.

"JAL nnn resume own navigation to Pole Hill."

"Dilec whea?"

"Pole Hill, POL."

"Not can find, Porill."
Forum: ATC Issues
21st Mar 2008, 20:18
Replies: 1,636
Views: 2,452,804
Posted By Lon More

Bren, the name is familiar, but can't place him. ...

Bren, the name is familiar, but can't place him.

Wish I'd thought of that on my last medical though
Forum: ATC Issues
20th Feb 2008, 05:54
Replies: 1,636
Views: 2,452,804
Posted By Lon More

A Polish controller applied for one of the...

A Polish controller applied for one of the conversion courses at Eurocontrol. First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test.

The optician showed him a card with the letters:

'C Z W I...
Forum: ATC Issues
5th Aug 2007, 00:08
Replies: 1,636
Views: 2,452,804
Posted By Lon More

Back in the olden days, before data transfers,...

Back in the olden days, before data transfers, "Radar 'andover, an Andover over Dover, over"
Forum: ATC Issues
9th May 2007, 08:38
Replies: 1,636
Views: 2,452,804
Posted By Lon More

av8plume Sorry to spoil your fun but the above...

av8plume Sorry to spoil your fun but the above date is probably the first time that line was used, and to save the bother of the next one, "I wouldn't fly on Virgin, who wants to go with someone...
Forum: ATC Issues
31st Mar 2007, 17:41
Replies: 1,636
Views: 2,452,804
Posted By Lon More

Already been raised here, I hope he was just...

Already been raised here, I hope he was just having an off-day, otherwise he's in the wrong job
Forum: ATC Issues
28th Jan 2007, 12:36
Replies: 1,636
Views: 2,452,804
Posted By Lon More

Any post by Chickenlittle:\

Any post by Chickenlittle:\
Forum: ATC Issues
21st Jan 2007, 06:47
Replies: 1,636
Views: 2,452,804
Posted By Lon More

The Emirates story...

The Emirates story (http://www.emirates.com/AboutEmirates/TheEmiratesStory/TheEmiratesStory.asp)
Forum: ATC Issues
4th Dec 2006, 18:38
Replies: 1,636
Views: 2,452,804
Posted By Lon More

Also from ENBO Somebody...

Also from ENBO Somebody (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKoVAdUf1HQ) doesn't have enough traffic.
Forum: ATC Issues
9th Nov 2006, 10:26
Replies: 1,636
Views: 2,452,804
Posted By Lon More

or, "Onward and upward"?

or, "Onward and upward"?
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