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Forum: Military Aviation
19th Dec 2005, 22:01
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,933,768
Posted By Darth Nigel

It was clear that traditional first aid was not...

It was clear that traditional first aid was not going to be much use in Iraq.
Forum: Military Aviation
10th Dec 2005, 19:48
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,933,768
Posted By Darth Nigel

-or- Everyone else in the mess knew that...

-or-

Everyone else in the mess knew that "she" was actually LAC Walter "Hairless" Baggins, and Fl Lt Bloggs would be buying drinks well into the next decade to keep this one quiet.
Forum: Military Aviation
10th Dec 2005, 18:29
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,933,768
Posted By Darth Nigel

"Dining-In Nights were never like this in my...

"Dining-In Nights were never like this in my day," grumbled BEagle.

-or-

"Yellow card -- illegal use of hands"
Forum: Military Aviation
16th Nov 2005, 18:12
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,933,768
Posted By Darth Nigel

(Guy behind is thinking) It's bad enough him...

(Guy behind is thinking)
It's bad enough him needing anal sex before a jump, but why does he have to sing Abba songs at the height of passion?


-or-

"If I see that photo on PPRuNe, you're...
Forum: Military Aviation
15th Nov 2005, 18:39
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,933,768
Posted By Darth Nigel

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v149/Dogpo/Small...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v149/Dogpo/SmallAss.jpg

Dr Chalabi's efforts to smuggle his share of the stolen $8.8 billion were less successful than his effort to convince Dubya that Iraqis...
Forum: Military Aviation
15th Nov 2005, 15:39
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,933,768
Posted By Darth Nigel

A ring of see-saw smugglers was discovered...

A ring of see-saw smugglers was discovered operating in Basrah today.
Forum: Military Aviation
14th Nov 2005, 16:55
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,933,768
Posted By Darth Nigel

OK, you win, the loadie can sit up front.

OK, you win, the loadie can sit up front.
Forum: Military Aviation
14th Nov 2005, 15:35
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,933,768
Posted By Darth Nigel

Light blue touchpaper and retire immediately ...

Light blue touchpaper and retire immediately

-or-

Weapons of Ass Destruction Found at Last!

-or-

Iraq's first attempt at spaceflight was off to a rocky start
Forum: Military Aviation
10th Nov 2005, 14:55
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,933,768
Posted By Darth Nigel

"OK, so I send you George Galloway and Ken...

"OK, so I send you George Galloway and Ken Livingston, and I get Ted Kennedy and who?"
Forum: Military Aviation
9th Nov 2005, 19:33
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,933,768
Posted By Darth Nigel

So that's where Iraq is! --or-- "OK,...

So that's where Iraq is!

--or--

"OK, double or nothing, $10 says they'll believe the WMD slide"
Forum: Military Aviation
4th Nov 2005, 21:42
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,933,768
Posted By Darth Nigel

"SUN Exclusive -- Cherie Blair to join...

"SUN Exclusive -- Cherie Blair to join RAF"
Forum: Military Aviation
2nd Nov 2005, 16:33
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,933,768
Posted By Darth Nigel

"Didn't I see you in a Phantom back about page...

"Didn't I see you in a Phantom back about page 18?"
Forum: Military Aviation
1st Nov 2005, 20:33
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,933,768
Posted By Darth Nigel

Is this PPRuNe or ARRSE???

Is this PPRuNe or ARRSE???
Forum: Military Aviation
24th Oct 2005, 19:07
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,933,768
Posted By Darth Nigel

Dog: "When I went through OASC, I was promised...

Dog: "When I went through OASC, I was promised 'Drug Sniffing Dog' or 'Regimental Mascot' --- I'm writing to my MP"

--or-- (from a long time ago)
"Pay attention. 007!"

--or--
"I don't know...
Forum: Military Aviation
19th Oct 2005, 14:03
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,933,768
Posted By Darth Nigel

Heartily sick of seeing photos of George W. Bush...

Heartily sick of seeing photos of George W. Bush on that aircraft carrier, Tony Blair attempted to stage something similar with what was left of the British Armed Forces.
Forum: Military Aviation
13th Oct 2005, 15:08
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,933,768
Posted By Darth Nigel

The USAF "Trap-and-Release" program was unveiled...

The USAF "Trap-and-Release" program was unveiled today.


"I know the taxi-ways aren't finished yet. But are you sure this is the most cost-effective way of moving between the runway and the...
Forum: Military Aviation
3rd Oct 2005, 17:34
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,933,768
Posted By Darth Nigel

Well, that's the last time I have lamb vindaloo,...

Well, that's the last time I have lamb vindaloo, beans and cabbage before going flying.
Forum: Military Aviation
22nd Sep 2005, 14:58
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,933,768
Posted By Darth Nigel

"Which one should a Commissioned Warrant Officer...

"Which one should a Commissioned Warrant Officer use?"

:p
Forum: Military Aviation
30th Jul 2005, 14:53
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,933,768
Posted By Darth Nigel

When Bloggs heard that they were selling tarts in...

When Bloggs heard that they were selling tarts in the NAAFI...
Forum: Military Aviation
28th Jul 2005, 18:50
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,933,768
Posted By Darth Nigel

http://www.airlinepictures.net/photopost/data/514/...

http://www.airlinepictures.net/photopost/data/514/38for_our_military.jpg

"Honest, mate. The girl in the flying suit is even more beautiful than the one on the right. I'm doing you a real favor...
Forum: Military Aviation
30th Jun 2005, 20:48
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,933,768
Posted By Darth Nigel

"say again all before 'below glideslope'" It...

"say again all before 'below glideslope'"

It had seemed like a good idea in the Mess, taking Wupert and his 'orse up for a flight, till the restless equine had kicked the eject handle.

Even as...
Forum: Military Aviation
28th Jun 2005, 22:07
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,933,768
Posted By Darth Nigel

One of the mentioned captions reminded me of an...

One of the mentioned captions reminded me of an old Tommy Chong gag, which I was going to adapt. However, I was afraid that the original author would find it tasteless:

"You stupid mutt, you've...
Forum: Military Aviation
22nd Jun 2005, 00:09
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,933,768
Posted By Darth Nigel

One caption for both pictures: Roger had...

One caption for both pictures:

Roger had heard tales about the long-tongued b!tch in the front, and now he believed them!
Forum: Military Aviation
21st Jun 2005, 16:28
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,933,768
Posted By Darth Nigel

Twenty total, or per picture ??? :E

Twenty total, or per picture ??? :E
Forum: Military Aviation
20th Jun 2005, 18:43
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,933,768
Posted By Darth Nigel

#1: Not a single WAAF had spotted the fact that...

#1: Not a single WAAF had spotted the fact that "Fido" was a puppet, and a great many had stroked him without realizing just how Lt. Onan was making him move.

#2: As a result, Lt. Onan became a...
Forum: Military Aviation
20th Jun 2005, 17:53
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,933,768
Posted By Darth Nigel

While long known that George Lucas had used WWII...

While long known that George Lucas had used WWII fighter footage as an inspiration for Star Wars, it was finally revealed how he came up with the name "Thai Fighter".


--or--

(a) Now we see...
Forum: Military Aviation
17th Jun 2005, 16:27
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,933,768
Posted By Darth Nigel

U.S. Air Force Air Demonstration Squadron,...

U.S. Air Force Air Demonstration Squadron, “Thunderbirds,” officials announced their new pilots for the 2006 demonstration season which includes the first female demonstration pilot in the 52-year...
Forum: Military Aviation
17th Jun 2005, 13:26
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,933,768
Posted By Darth Nigel

"Will you pick a bl@@dy caption so I can get off...

"Will you pick a bl@@dy caption so I can get off this thing? My t!ts are falling off!"
Forum: Military Aviation
9th Jun 2005, 13:32
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,933,768
Posted By Darth Nigel

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2005-4/994575/Birds...

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2005-4/994575/Birdstrike.JPG


"Complaints of low-flying over the strip club may have some basis in fact", a lawyer for the MoD later stated.


Plans to take a...
Forum: Military Aviation
7th Jun 2005, 14:15
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,933,768
Posted By Darth Nigel

Used to be you only had to knick a parking...

Used to be you only had to knick a parking bollard to impress your mates after a night on the p!ss.


--or--


The battle of wills continued -- PC Jobsworth had clearly signalled the lamp-post...
Forum: Military Aviation
24th May 2005, 20:28
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,933,768
Posted By Darth Nigel

"OK mate, I see the problem now. Land and we'll...

"OK mate, I see the problem now. Land and we'll fix it cheap!"


"Some things, it turns out, were easier in the Wokka"


"The Afghan Air National Guard rehearse for the annual parade and show"...
Forum: Military Aviation
19th May 2005, 14:58
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,933,768
Posted By Darth Nigel

#1: Donald Rumsfeld angrily denied allegations...

#1: Donald Rumsfeld angrily denied allegations that the US was having trouble meeting manpower and equipment goals in Iraq.

#2: "You've been messing around with that one-legged bint again,...
Forum: Military Aviation
18th May 2005, 21:12
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,933,768
Posted By Darth Nigel

All right, ENDEX ENDEX STOP STOP STOP...

All right, ENDEX ENDEX STOP STOP STOP whatever...

This fine picture of a Phalcon C1 from Israel Aircraft Industries
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v412/DaWiff/phalcon_c1.jpg
More info...
Forum: Military Aviation
17th May 2005, 13:48
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,933,768
Posted By Darth Nigel

One day more. I will judge this one tomorrow...

One day more.

I will judge this one tomorrow (18 May) sometime after 17:00 EST (GMT-5).

N
Forum: Military Aviation
13th May 2005, 00:41
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,933,768
Posted By Darth Nigel

Well, I'd like to thank me Mum, me long-suffering...

Well, I'd like to thank me Mum, me long-suffering wife, our cats (except Tiddles for obvious reasons...)

And now, on with the show.
Presented for your captioning pleasure:
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