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Forum: ATC Issues

21st Aug 2021, 02:10

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Posted By visibility3miles

I have been warned about deer on the runway, but...

I have been warned about deer on the runway, but not cows.

Not sure what I was supposed to do about the deer, other than hope I didn’t hit one.

The ATC didn’t give me permission to go around,...

Forum: ATC Issues

21st Aug 2021, 02:09

Replies: 1,636

Sticky ATC Humour (Merged)

Views: 2,455,036

Posted By visibility3miles

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwrgImucNsQ&t=302s...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwrgImucNsQ&t=302s

Forum: ATC Issues

15th Nov 2018, 17:18

Replies: 1,636

Sticky ATC Humour (Merged)

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Posted By visibility3miles

A friend told me about a friend of his, many...

A friend told me about a friend of his, many years ago...

Student pilot at Buchanan Field in Concord, California, practicing touch and goes:

Student: "Uh, tower, I just got hit in the head by a...

Forum: ATC Issues

7th Apr 2011, 16:28

Replies: 1,636

Sticky ATC Humour (Merged)

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Posted By visibility3miles

I want to thank ATC everywhere for being calm,...

I want to thank ATC everywhere for being calm, cool, and collected. There's only been twice when my alto voice rose to soprano or falsetto. I was still relaying the appropriate information, but...

Forum: ATC Issues

16th Feb 2011, 05:30

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Sticky ATC Humour (Merged)

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Posted By visibility3miles

A pilot at a drop zone asked me to hold his dog...

A pilot at a drop zone asked me to hold his dog while he took off to take a load of jumpers up to skydive because, "He likes to chase tires."
:eek: :eek: :ugh:

Forum: ATC Issues

15th Feb 2011, 17:53

Replies: 1,636

Sticky ATC Humour (Merged)

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Posted By visibility3miles

Not ATC per se... As a pax flying into...

Not ATC per se...

As a pax flying into Toronto, the pilot announced our arrival would be delayed twenty minutes due to traffic flow problems at the airport.

So, does the pilot circle around...

Forum: ATC Issues

13th Nov 2008, 17:18

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Posted By visibility3miles

Not a dialog, but an amusing ATC video on...

Not a dialog, but an amusing ATC video on YouTube:

YouTube - Highly Skilled Air Traffic Controller (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdrSBzy8NwQ)

Forum: ATC Issues

11th Oct 2006, 04:02

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Posted By visibility3miles

Someone I knew flew into the Buchanan Field...

Someone I knew flew into the Buchanan Field Airport in Concord, California (for the first time) in a Luscombe at night.

It has four runways - two pair of intersecting parallel runways, and...

Forum: ATC Issues

14th May 2005, 16:40

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Posted By visibility3miles

Fruno, I'm not kidding! She thought it was...

Fruno, I'm not kidding!

She thought it was hilarious.

(But don't tell her nephew...)

Forum: ATC Issues

12th May 2005, 14:14

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Posted By visibility3miles

A friend of mine is a female airline pilot. ...

A friend of mine is a female airline pilot.

Someone asked her young nephew if he wanted to be a pilot when he grew up.

He said "No, that's for girls."

:O

Forum: ATC Issues

12th Feb 2005, 07:56

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Posted By visibility3miles

What I wished I'd said... Years and years...

What I wished I'd said...

Years and years ago I was flying from the Raleigh-Durham area to the Freeway Airport in a Cessna 172, and went through the Andrews Airforce Base airspace. It was late at...

Forum: ATC Issues

28th Nov 2004, 03:48

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Posted By visibility3miles

Way back when, when my instructor cleared me for...

Way back when, when my instructor cleared me for my first solo flight, they told me to make three touch-and-go landings. So, ever the dutiful student, I requested three touch-and-goes from the...

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