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Forum: Military Aviation
8th May 2024, 03:12
Replies: 4,663
Views: 241,274
Posted By Ascend Charlie

"This one is the 3 horsepower kick-start diesel...

"This one is the 3 horsepower kick-start diesel dildo, enough to satisfy a platoon of non-men."
Forum: Military Aviation
5th May 2024, 00:54
Replies: 4,663
Views: 241,274
Posted By Ascend Charlie

(Man on left to man on right, sotto voce) "He...

(Man on left to man on right, sotto voce) "He thinks he is holding the microphone, but we switched it to the hand-held shower! Wait till he presses the bouton!"
Forum: Military Aviation
3rd May 2024, 22:54
Replies: 4,663
Views: 241,274
Posted By Ascend Charlie

"Hello, eez zat ze Acme Uniform Company? Some...

"Hello, eez zat ze Acme Uniform Company? Some seely booger has made my name "Macaroni"!
Forum: Military Aviation
3rd May 2024, 11:41
Replies: 4,663
Views: 241,274
Posted By Ascend Charlie

"Did somebody say KFC?"

"Did somebody say KFC?"
Forum: Military Aviation
28th Apr 2024, 19:06
Replies: 4,663
Views: 241,274
Posted By Ascend Charlie

Last check of the map to see where to send all...

Last check of the map to see where to send all the globes to the Flat Earth Society.
Forum: Military Aviation
27th Apr 2024, 22:39
Replies: 4,663
Views: 241,274
Posted By Ascend Charlie

Hoskins shells the last prawn before they have to...

Hoskins shells the last prawn before they have to start tidying up the general's back yard.
Forum: Military Aviation
25th Apr 2024, 05:12
Replies: 4,663
Views: 241,274
Posted By Ascend Charlie

"Don't touch that, 007! That's my...

"Don't touch that, 007! That's my lunchbox!"
Forum: Military Aviation
25th Apr 2024, 00:45
Replies: 4,663
Views: 241,274
Posted By Ascend Charlie

Mr Pecker prepares to deliver his statement in...

Mr Pecker prepares to deliver his statement in the Trump trial.
Forum: Military Aviation
21st Apr 2024, 22:35
Replies: 4,663
Views: 241,274
Posted By Ascend Charlie

Stormy reckons that if she hangs on long enough,...

Stormy reckons that if she hangs on long enough, Trump has to admit it.
Forum: Military Aviation
21st Apr 2024, 19:22
Replies: 4,663
Views: 241,274
Posted By Ascend Charlie

Karen finds that the "smokers area" doesn't...

Karen finds that the "smokers area" doesn't really exist.
Forum: Military Aviation
18th Apr 2024, 01:57
Replies: 4,663
Views: 241,274
Posted By Ascend Charlie

The jury selection was taking some time.

The jury selection was taking some time.
Forum: Military Aviation
17th Apr 2024, 11:38
Replies: 4,663
Views: 241,274
Posted By Ascend Charlie

They tore the buttons off his coat, broke his...

They tore the buttons off his coat, broke his sword, and painted a yellow stripe down his back to match his hair, then drummed him off to jail. Trump, stupidly, thought they were saying "Make America...
Forum: Military Aviation
16th Apr 2024, 02:17
Replies: 4,663
Views: 241,274
Posted By Ascend Charlie

"Shows how much YOU know, Mister La-de-dah Gunner...

"Shows how much YOU know, Mister La-de-dah Gunner Graham! You look through the END of the telescope, not the middle!"
Forum: Military Aviation
13th Apr 2024, 23:14
Replies: 4,663
Views: 241,274
Posted By Ascend Charlie

Lord Kitchener's idea of a Desert Sniper Stand...

Lord Kitchener's idea of a Desert Sniper Stand did not look like it would be successful. For one thing, Hoskins forgot to take a rifle to the perch.
Forum: Military Aviation
7th Apr 2024, 03:39
Replies: 4,663
Views: 241,274
Posted By Ascend Charlie

To avoid pancake landings, the main gear was...

To avoid pancake landings, the main gear was raised considerably, but the test pilot only gave it 1 star because it waffled through the air.
Forum: Military Aviation
4th Apr 2024, 10:55
Replies: 4,663
Views: 241,274
Posted By Ascend Charlie

The Australian Defence Minister wondering whether...

The Australian Defence Minister wondering whether he should give it to New Zealand or chop it up and bury it.
Forum: Military Aviation
30th Mar 2024, 22:21
Replies: 4,663
Views: 241,274
Posted By Ascend Charlie

"Is that a pitot tube in your pocket, or are you...

"Is that a pitot tube in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?"
Forum: Military Aviation
27th Mar 2024, 23:18
Replies: 4,663
Views: 241,274
Posted By Ascend Charlie

The queue outside the House of The Rising Sun...

The queue outside the House of The Rising Sun grew restless, but obviously the rags were out.
Forum: Military Aviation
25th Mar 2024, 21:50
Replies: 4,663
Views: 241,274
Posted By Ascend Charlie

"Well, that's confusing.... according to this...

"Well, that's confusing.... according to this map, the Earth looks like it is FLAT!"
Forum: Military Aviation
24th Mar 2024, 19:22
Replies: 4,663
Views: 241,274
Posted By Ascend Charlie

"STEP 3: Climb into cockpit. (Note: Do not leave...

"STEP 3: Climb into cockpit. (Note: Do not leave teddy bear on the wing.)"
Forum: Military Aviation
22nd Mar 2024, 05:11
Replies: 4,663
Views: 241,274
Posted By Ascend Charlie

General tries to impale Yung Fat Wun with a...

General tries to impale Yung Fat Wun with a Novichok-tipped medal on his uniform, but YFW laughs because the body armour, combines with 17 layers of fat, defeats him. General at the back immediately...
Forum: Military Aviation
20th Mar 2024, 23:15
Replies: 4,663
Views: 241,274
Posted By Ascend Charlie

"Beroved Reader, this not the way to do Gangnam...

"Beroved Reader, this not the way to do Gangnam Style!"

(by the way, check the fat dimpled knuckles on Yung Fat Wun's hands!)
Forum: Military Aviation
11th Mar 2024, 21:47
Replies: 4,663
Views: 241,274
Posted By Ascend Charlie

Czhubby Czhecker says "Let's twist again, like we...

Czhubby Czhecker says "Let's twist again, like we did last summer!"
Forum: Military Aviation
10th Mar 2024, 00:20
Replies: 4,663
Views: 241,274
Posted By Ascend Charlie

"But I was supposed to get in BEFORE you lowered...

"But I was supposed to get in BEFORE you lowered the Goblin!"
"Ahhh, shaddup and go down the ladder you worthless knucklehead!"
Forum: Military Aviation
1st Mar 2024, 22:11
Replies: 4,663
Views: 241,274
Posted By Ascend Charlie

The USS Carousel heads back to port after a...

The USS Carousel heads back to port after a troubled shake-down session - the artillery officer couldn't see what he was shooting at (big lollipop in the way) and they blew three of the flagpoles off...
Forum: Military Aviation
27th Feb 2024, 04:54
Replies: 4,663
Views: 241,274
Posted By Ascend Charlie

Disregarding the arrow on his sleeve denoting...

Disregarding the arrow on his sleeve denoting "This side UP", Wolfgang Klusterfunk is unaware that he and his mates are not long for this earth.
Forum: Military Aviation
9th Feb 2024, 20:41
Replies: 4,663
Views: 241,274
Posted By Ascend Charlie

"Where are you from, son?" ...

"Where are you from, son?"
"Snotgobbler-on-Tyne, Sir!"
"...never heard of it..."
Forum: Military Aviation
4th Feb 2024, 23:15
Replies: 4,663
Views: 241,274
Posted By Ascend Charlie

Trump's security team prepares to "Un-Fix" the...

Trump's security team prepares to "Un-Fix" the Superbowl game.
Forum: Military Aviation
1st Feb 2024, 20:24
Replies: 4,663
Views: 241,274
Posted By Ascend Charlie

The apprentice will fix it as soon as he can find...

The apprentice will fix it as soon as he can find that "Talking wrench".
Forum: Military Aviation
30th Jan 2024, 20:53
Replies: 4,663
Views: 241,274
Posted By Ascend Charlie

The Padre said to go out and find Jesus.

The Padre said to go out and find Jesus.
Forum: Military Aviation
26th Jan 2024, 23:02
Replies: 4,663
Views: 241,274
Posted By Ascend Charlie

Back-seater, in charge of the right wing, was...

Back-seater, in charge of the right wing, was reading Penthouse magazine.
Forum: Military Aviation
20th Jan 2024, 05:56
Replies: 4,663
Views: 241,274
Posted By Ascend Charlie

"Thank you, madame, but I am not really a...

"Thank you, madame, but I am not really a pilot..."
Forum: Military Aviation
19th Jan 2024, 21:10
Replies: 4,663
Views: 241,274
Posted By Ascend Charlie

Thanks 82, but I don't have a pic ready - so it's...

Thanks 82, but I don't have a pic ready - so it's open house again!
Forum: Military Aviation
18th Jan 2024, 00:18
Replies: 4,663
Views: 241,274
Posted By Ascend Charlie

"Don't move! Or I will stab myself!" (laughter...

"Don't move! Or I will stab myself!"
(laughter from the owner of the boot to the right..)
"Don't laugh! You're next!"
Forum: Military Aviation
11th Jan 2024, 20:47
Replies: 4,663
Views: 241,274
Posted By Ascend Charlie

"It's a Norwegian Blue Chinook, it's just...

"It's a Norwegian Blue Chinook, it's just resting!"
"No! It's an ex-Chinook! It's f****g well snuffed it!"
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