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Forum: ATC Issues

16th Nov 2008, 08:03

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Posted By andrijander

Expecting a departure from Leipzig which needed...

Expecting a departure from Leipzig which needed to be cleared in the upper airspace, callsign World WOAxxxx, I receive a call from the Bremen radar:

Bremen: hello, something for the world?...

Forum: ATC Issues

27th Sep 2007, 12:28

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Sticky ATC Humour (Merged)

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Posted By andrijander

women

This one has been told to me, wasn't there and don't know if it's true or not -but it's quite likely-. Happened something like 10-15 years back when the iron wall was still in place. A russian plane...

Forum: ATC Issues

11th Nov 2006, 17:55

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Sticky ATC Humour (Merged)

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Posted By andrijander

Wind reading

Just had it today on the freq. We needed to know the wind at level 350. We had no-one ther but a guy at FL340...not a native english speaker:

RDR: report wind
AC:tells us their heading
RDR:...

Forum: ATC Issues

25th Feb 2005, 16:55

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Sticky ATC Humour (Merged)

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Posted By andrijander

Heard a couple of days ago. Fritzlar NDB has been...

Heard a couple of days ago. Fritzlar NDB has been renamed as waypoint NATSU, remaining at the same spot -same coordinates-. We all wonder why they couldn't choose some like FRITZ, for instance, but...

Forum: ATC Issues

19th May 2004, 17:37

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Sticky ATC Humour (Merged)

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Posted By andrijander

CPDLC

CPDLC stands for Controller-Pilot Data Link Comm's

Normally pilots check in as: C/s, FL, then they say cpdlc.

The other day some1 calls in as that -spelling the cpdlc:cee-pee-dee-el-cee- as...

Forum: ATC Issues

22nd Aug 2003, 19:44

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Posted By andrijander

weather?

Yesterday overhead ARNEM...two flights, first one a Singapur Cargo 747 at Fl370, and someone behind by 7 miles and 2000' above. Traffic behind suddenly calls requesting to deviate right for weather....

Forum: ATC Issues

14th Jun 2003, 18:15

Replies: 1,636

Sticky ATC Humour (Merged)

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Posted By andrijander

Heard yesterday: atc: BAW*** cleared dct...

Heard yesterday:

atc: BAW*** cleared dct REFSO

BAW***: roger, dct RECTUS

What on earth where you thinking?

Forum: ATC Issues

22nd Feb 2003, 08:26

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Sticky ATC Humour (Merged)

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Posted By andrijander

heard this morning, a couple of hours ago...

heard this morning, a couple of hours ago actually, on 132.615 at Maastricht

--Departing American pilot checks in

--I asked him : do you have DIMES or SKATE in ur flight plan?

--pilot: do we...

Forum: ATC Issues

7th Feb 2003, 15:45

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Posted By andrijander

Have u ever had one of those days when you...

Have u ever had one of those days when you wonder: why did i even bother leaving bed if it ain't worth it? That's today for me...here's a fresh one heard on 134.710 this noon:

me: TRAxxxy climb...

Forum: ATC Issues

10th Nov 2002, 12:30

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Posted By andrijander

Heard yesterday afternoon...and still laughing!! ...

Heard yesterday afternoon...and still laughing!!

---Atc : PGTxxx (inb EHAM) descend fl 260 to cross N**** fl 280 or below

---Freq blocked by two stations

---Atc : that was blocked...Pgtxxx...

Forum: ATC Issues

12th Oct 2002, 07:09

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Sticky ATC Humour (Merged)

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Posted By andrijander

Hello. Wanna share with ya all something that...

Hello. Wanna share with ya all something that happened yesterday at maastricht freq 132.615:

Controller: UALXXX contact maastricht on 132.085
Pilot1: roger, maastricht 132.085* UALXXX
*:at this...

Forum: ATC Issues

18th Sep 2002, 07:52

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Sticky ATC Humour (Merged)

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Posted By andrijander

yellow thing

Need some humour?

True story, i was in the ops when happened.

Atc sees a conflict of about 6 miles minimum separation (5 is the standard here) between a german carrier and a russian one. The...

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