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21st Feb 2021, 07:50
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"Y......M.....CA...."

"Y......M.....CA...."
21st Feb 2021, 07:50
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Posted By andytug

"Daddy!....."

"Daddy!....."
11th Feb 2021, 07:25
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Posted By andytug

Many good entries this time round...seemed to be...

Many good entries this time round...seemed to be a theme of helicopter/JCB crossbreeding developing :)

I thought there might be scope for a "Caterpillar Club" related caption but guess not many...
10th Feb 2021, 14:30
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Posted By andytug

NOT A CAPTION Will judge this after dinner...

NOT A CAPTION

Will judge this after dinner tonight (approx 1900 UK time....ish) :)
6th Feb 2021, 10:26
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Posted By andytug

https://cimg1.ibsrv.net/gimg/pprune.org-vbulletin/...

https://cimg1.ibsrv.net/gimg/pprune.org-vbulletin/540x405/fb_img_1611863706114_5447cc668bf99ce2b26d05b0ba4eb0176de58092.jpg

How about this..........whatever it is!
3rd Feb 2021, 06:58
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Posted By andytug

"Hey Buddy, when I said 'Can you get your hands...

"Hey Buddy, when I said 'Can you get your hands on Johnson for me?' I meant for my staff to ring you.......I didn't realise you were already on the line......"
23rd Jan 2021, 13:01
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Posted By andytug

"I love the smell of impeachment in the...

"I love the smell of impeachment in the morning.....!"
19th Jan 2021, 14:04
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Posted By andytug

White House roof - last day of the Trump...

White House roof - last day of the Trump administration!
15th Jan 2021, 11:18
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Posted By andytug

"These costumes will be much better for the next...

"These costumes will be much better for the next time we invade the Capitol, Larry..."
7th Jan 2021, 10:13
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Posted By andytug

"Olympuss has fallen. Repeat. Olympuss has...

"Olympuss has fallen. Repeat. Olympuss has fallen...."
3rd Jan 2021, 12:09
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Posted By andytug

"Zis is our answer to those Desert Rats ze...

"Zis is our answer to those Desert Rats ze British have been using!!"
3rd Jan 2021, 07:46
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Posted By andytug

This will get that bl**ody dog out of my basket...

This will get that bl**ody dog out of my basket once and for all!
31st Dec 2020, 10:29
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Posted By andytug

I don't understand it Chief, replacing the radar...

I don't understand it Chief, replacing the radar with concrete worked perfectly well for the Brits.......?
16th Dec 2020, 06:38
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Posted By andytug

Government orders the Army to revert to its 18th...

Government orders the Army to revert to its 18th Century uniform colours post-Brexit, however due to supply delays at Folkestone they have to make do with whatever is available....
1st Dec 2020, 15:01
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Posted By andytug

The only refuelling operation more complex than...

The only refuelling operation more complex than "Vulcan 607"..
23rd Nov 2020, 09:29
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Posted By andytug

Nothing out of the ordinary about a Jaguar being...

Nothing out of the ordinary about a Jaguar being seen near a Forrest? (Run!!)
23rd Nov 2020, 09:08
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Posted By andytug

"Sir, do clouds normally have beaches in them?" ...

"Sir, do clouds normally have beaches in them?"

"PULL UP!!!"
20th Nov 2020, 12:01
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Posted By andytug

After hearing that Brexit will increase the price...

After hearing that Brexit will increase the price of sex toys by 25%, BAe digs through every old cupboard to see what it can sell...
5th Nov 2020, 07:19
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Posted By andytug

"Pimp My Kite"

"Pimp My Kite"
29th Oct 2020, 11:18
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Posted By andytug

"But Sir, I could not say no to Glorious Leader...

"But Sir, I could not say no to Glorious Leader when he wanted to try wing-walking!"
20th Oct 2020, 14:28
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Posted By andytug

"Why the big pause between shots?" "I was...

"Why the big pause between shots?"

"I was born with them!"
15th Oct 2020, 06:50
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Posted By andytug

( camp) “Ooooohh, get you, who stole me carpet?”...

( camp) “Ooooohh, get you, who stole me carpet?” (/camp)
12th Oct 2020, 16:37
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Posted By andytug

No, no, when I said to try out your lespirator...

No, no, when I said to try out your lespirator you should have known that I have trouble pronouncing "r"...
11th Oct 2020, 08:14
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Posted By andytug

Oops, bit late on the round up again..... ...

Oops, bit late on the round up again.....

However, as I love a real groan of a pun, the CST goes to Shytorque for:

”What on earth is that Dad”

”It’s just a nellicopter”


I also liked the...
10th Oct 2020, 09:41
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Posted By andytug

Not a caption - judging tonight around 2000 UK...

Not a caption - judging tonight around 2000 UK time, once I have a beer 🙂
4th Oct 2020, 16:34
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Views: 849,940
Posted By andytug

Many apologies chaps, busy weekend means not had...

Many apologies chaps, busy weekend means not had chance to be online much. Thanks to Buster, and sorry for the boob 🙂

Try this one, hopefully not had it before......
30th Sep 2020, 16:15
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Views: 849,940
Posted By andytug

Hoskins knew that with his luck, if he fell into...

Hoskins knew that with his luck, if he fell into their bunk room he’d come out sucking his thumb....
30th Sep 2020, 16:13
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Posted By andytug

This is why they refer to us as Norks....

This is why they refer to us as Norks....
30th Sep 2020, 16:12
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Posted By andytug

Yes, the order was to form ranks line abreast,...

Yes, the order was to form ranks line abreast, why?
30th Sep 2020, 16:11
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Posted By andytug

Every year we commemorate with a special parade...

Every year we commemorate with a special parade the first dead heat Zeppelin race in 1896
18th Sep 2020, 10:10
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Posted By andytug

Testing of the new smokescreens for the Type 26...

Testing of the new smokescreens for the Type 26 frigates went a little *too* well....
17th Sep 2020, 06:36
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Posted By andytug

“Smoke me a kipper, I’ll be back for breakfast!”

“Smoke me a kipper, I’ll be back for breakfast!”
13th Sep 2020, 08:13
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Posted By andytug

The RAF found that filling aircraft tyres with...

The RAF found that filling aircraft tyres with nitrous oxide to improve braking efficiency often led to abuse.....
13th Sep 2020, 08:12
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Views: 849,940
Posted By andytug

Hoskins was less than impressed with the...

Hoskins was less than impressed with the “Emergency Procedures For Lack Of Chocks”
25th Aug 2020, 16:56
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Views: 849,940
Posted By andytug

“Hoskinsi, what does it mean if there’s a click...

“Hoskinsi, what does it mean if there’s a click after you hit it?”
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