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26th Nov 2019, 15:50
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Posted By cavuman1

When the Lord handed out brains I thought He...

When the Lord handed out brains
I thought He said trains
And I said "Gimme a one-track one."

- Ed
21st Nov 2019, 20:59
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Posted By cavuman1

We're Knights of the Round Table, We're quite...

We're Knights of the Round Table,
We're quite indefatigable,
Oh, Sorry! Wrong Movie! (But we do have a grrrrrrrail!)

- Ed
16th Nov 2019, 21:45
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Posted By cavuman1

Mr. Rogers meets lysergic acid diethylamide. ...

Mr. Rogers meets lysergic acid diethylamide.

- Ed
14th Nov 2019, 14:37
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Posted By cavuman1

Hoskins hits a clinker on the human xylophone. ...

Hoskins hits a clinker on the human xylophone.

- Ed
11th Nov 2019, 21:27
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Posted By cavuman1

The Flab Four - Ed

The Flab Four

- Ed
6th Nov 2019, 19:30
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Posted By cavuman1

Richard Burton makes a grab for Hayley Mills...

Richard Burton makes a grab for Hayley Mills while some guy with a Napoleon Complex looks on....

- Ed
29th Oct 2019, 21:23
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Posted By cavuman1

"From Spaghetti Westerns to Kimchee Easterns in...

"From Spaghetti Westerns to Kimchee Easterns in one lifetime", opined Clint Eastwood.

- Ed
25th Oct 2019, 21:38
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Posted By cavuman1

Simba is limber, but beware of von Werra, I'm not...

Simba is limber, but beware of von Werra, I'm not lion...

- Ed
13th Oct 2019, 20:32
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Posted By cavuman1

"This dictator business is rather enjoyable!",...

"This dictator business is rather enjoyable!", thought Charlie Chaplin.

- Ed
12th Oct 2019, 20:59
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Posted By cavuman1

"Ziss time, no more meezter nice guy!" -...

"Ziss time, no more meezter nice guy!"

- Ed
4th Oct 2019, 22:08
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Posted By cavuman1

Boeing Company's early research into RATO:...

Boeing Company's early research into RATO: Rockette Assisted Take Off.

- Ed
29th Sep 2019, 16:39
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Posted By cavuman1

"... and when Meghan farted, it nearly blew the...

"... and when Meghan farted, it nearly blew the rotor blades off of my whirlybird!"

- Ed
28th Sep 2019, 19:09
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Posted By cavuman1

I say, uh, I say what these boys need is a bucket...

I say, uh, I say what these boys need is a bucket of instant sunshine to warm 'em up!

...
26th Sep 2019, 12:43
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Posted By cavuman1

(Man in Front) "Ho Lee Fuk! Zamboni machine drop...

(Man in Front) "Ho Lee Fuk! Zamboni machine drop through ice faster than our lockets into Sea of Japan!"
25th Sep 2019, 16:17
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Posted By cavuman1

For his entry involving the perestroika of...

For his entry involving the perestroika of matryoshka nesting dolls, I am glasnost to award 622 this iteration of the cyclic nature of the CST!

"Its a gift from the Russians Sir...and inside the...
24th Sep 2019, 12:38
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Posted By cavuman1

NOT A CAPTION Great comedic material as...

NOT A CAPTION

Great comedic material as usual from our humo(u)r squadron! CST award ceremony tomorrow at 1400Z.

- Ed :ok:
22nd Sep 2019, 16:46
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Posted By cavuman1

Thank you for the Open House invitation, Mr....

Thank you for the Open House invitation, Mr. Hyman! Here's one for our rotorhead friends:...
17th Sep 2019, 18:02
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Posted By cavuman1

Cessna's initial foray into VTOL aircraft would...

Cessna's initial foray into VTOL aircraft would need a little work...

- Ed
5th Sep 2019, 15:13
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Posted By cavuman1

I'll not be putin that in my mouth! - Ed

I'll not be putin that in my mouth!

- Ed
16th Aug 2019, 14:55
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Posted By cavuman1

After narrowly avoiding a cloud-shrouded mountain...

After narrowly avoiding a cloud-shrouded mountain goat, the Handley-Page aeroplane bomber crew was confronted at their 12 o'clock position by a poor man who was rocketing skyward after his hot air...
13th Aug 2019, 19:17
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Posted By cavuman1

Spectacles - testicles - wallet - and WTF? -...

Spectacles - testicles - wallet - and WTF?

- Ed :p
4th Aug 2019, 21:13
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Posted By cavuman1

As the one-armed fisherman exclaimed while...

As the one-armed fisherman exclaimed while gesticulating broadly: "You shouda been here yesterday. I caught one THIS BIG!"

- Ed
3rd Aug 2019, 14:25
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Views: 10,914,818
Posted By cavuman1

Talking And The WINNER Is...

"Unfortunately, just as they performed their famous "Lightning Rod" maneuver, the Hindenberg passed overhead." by Buster Hyman, who accrued bonus points for his knowledge that New York City was on...
31st Jul 2019, 19:03
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Posted By cavuman1

NOT A CAPTION I am on the crenelated...

NOT A CAPTION

I am on the crenelated precipice of the membership's usual acute sense of humo(u)r! My keyboard requires immediate replacement, having been soaked in coffee, beer, and human...
30th Jul 2019, 13:59
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Views: 10,914,818
Posted By cavuman1

Alright, Ladies and Gentlemen! It was either the...

Alright, Ladies and Gentlemen! It was either the Bristol Stool Chart or this amalgam of confusion:

...
30th Jul 2019, 13:36
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Views: 10,914,818
Posted By cavuman1

Thank you so much, NutLoose! I'm off to the store...

Thank you so much, NutLoose! I'm off to the store for a reprovisioning trip (beer), but shall have a picture posted by 1700 hrs. Zulu. In the interim, I shall place the coveted CST in a pram and push...
27th Jul 2019, 20:11
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Posted By cavuman1

With apologies to Monty Python: ...aaaaaand...

With apologies to Monty Python:

...aaaaaand bassoon and oboe overture

We're knights of the conning tower!
We advance on diesel power!
We do routines and muster scenes,
Our gonads need a...
25th Jul 2019, 15:00
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,914,818
Posted By cavuman1

The PM"s half-hearted attempt at suicide by...

The PM"s half-hearted attempt at suicide by hanging was foiled when he became entangled in a pesky torpedo.
13th Jul 2019, 15:14
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Posted By cavuman1

NASCAR was transformed by a car which could only...

NASCAR was transformed by a car which could only turn right.

- Ed
1st Jul 2019, 20:26
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Posted By cavuman1

5,4,3,2,1: Thunderbirds are GO! Almost.... -...

5,4,3,2,1: Thunderbirds are GO! Almost....

- Ed ;)
30th Jun 2019, 14:31
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,914,818
Posted By cavuman1

Sorry to be late in judging, but we had a major...

Sorry to be late in judging, but we had a major computer crash this morning! A number of rib-tickling entries collectively, and winners tend to run in a cyclic fashion (see what I did there?), but I...
29th Jun 2019, 14:12
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,914,818
Posted By cavuman1

Excellent contributions as usual, Ladies and...

Excellent contributions as usual, Ladies and Gents! Trophy Award Ceremony tomorrow 1500 GMT, if I can figure out what I'm doing. ;)

- Ed
27th Jun 2019, 21:02
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,914,818
Posted By cavuman1

Talking Tootle Pip and Bumbershoots!

Sir Wensleydale, I am indeed honoured to fly the winning colours of the Coffmann Starter Trophy on the bonnet of my Silver Shadow! The Spirit of Ecstasy blushes, e'en as we speak. I am 'umbled, and...
27th Jun 2019, 13:52
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,914,818
Posted By cavuman1

If "Nothin' says lovin' like somethin' from the...

If "Nothin' says lovin' like somethin' from the oven" then "Nothin' says foreigner like somethin' from the after boreigner"! Never mind....

- Ed
27th Jun 2019, 13:34
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,914,818
Posted By cavuman1

Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon? - Ed

Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?

- Ed
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