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Forum: ATC Issues

9th Sep 2008, 19:01

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Sticky ATC Humour (Merged)

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Posted By niknak

To the airline pilot who recently told me,...

To the airline pilot who recently told me, "personally I would have used the word arse, but you're far politer then I am..."

I salute you Sir! :p:):D

Forum: ATC Issues

6th Feb 2008, 13:45

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Sticky ATC Humour (Merged)

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Posted By niknak

I suspect that this may be old and probably re...

I suspect that this may be old and probably re written but this is how it was told to me:

Chinese gentleman is doing his ATPL in the USA with an established operator prior to going on to fly Air...

Forum: ATC Issues

14th Jan 2008, 15:11

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Sticky ATC Humour (Merged)

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Posted By niknak

Gentleman of Bavarian extraction is booking out...

Gentleman of Bavarian extraction is booking out over the 'phone:

ATC: .......and finally, could you give me the souls on board, time enroute and fuel endurance.

Pilot: 2 pob, 4 hours and vot...

Forum: ATC Issues

13th Mar 2006, 21:46

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Sticky ATC Humour (Merged)

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Posted By niknak

Heard today, (I know cos' I was there!....), ...

Heard today, (I know cos' I was there!....),

"xxxx tower, BCYxxx radio check"

"BCYxxxx, xxxxtower readibility 5"

"xxxx tower, BCYxxx radio check"

"BCYxxx, xxxxtower, I say again...

Forum: ATC Issues

7th Jul 2004, 21:40

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Sticky ATC Humour (Merged)

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Posted By niknak

Me: "KLM...... continue approach RWY.., number 4,...

Me: "KLM...... continue approach RWY.., number 4, number 3 is the one in front of you."

KLM.... "Where else would he be?"

:ooh: :8 :O

Forum: ATC Issues

29th Jun 2003, 07:04

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Sticky ATC Humour (Merged)

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Posted By niknak

At Norwich today: "Tower, Gxxxx at A2,ready...

At Norwich today:

"Tower, Gxxxx at A2,ready for departure"

"Gxx, roger line up and wait rwy27"

"Tower, Stearman Gxxxx at B1 ready for departure"

"Stearman Gxx line up rwy27, the PAxx on...

Forum: ATC Issues

12th Jul 2002, 12:52

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Sticky ATC Humour (Merged)

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Posted By niknak

"mature male" OJTI briefing extremely pretty and...

"mature male" OJTI briefing extremely pretty and voluptuous student atco prior to going on watch:

"Now then S....... , how many of my colleagues have you been with since the last time I had you?"....

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