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21st Feb 2021, 03:19
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"Now, move your arms up and down quickly, and for...

"Now, move your arms up and down quickly, and for your first flight, just concentrate on flying straight and level."
12th Feb 2021, 05:58
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Posted By Hydromet

Another floats-up landing, Hoskins. Will you...

Another floats-up landing, Hoskins. Will you never learn?
5th Feb 2021, 00:22
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Posted By Hydromet

Yes, Mr President, I agree that it's important...

Yes, Mr President, I agree that it's important for us to do some exercise to relax. You lift weights, I play pocket billiards.
31st Jan 2021, 06:01
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Posted By Hydromet

When they ordered garter straps for the WRAFs,...

When they ordered garter straps for the WRAFs, someone stuffed up on the metric conversion.
29th Jan 2021, 21:37
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Posted By Hydromet

When Hoskins told the girls he'd give them the...

When Hoskins told the girls he'd give them the jump of their lives, this wasn't what he meant.
27th Jan 2021, 20:07
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Posted By Hydromet

I know it worked on the Cirrus, but did you...

I know it worked on the Cirrus, but did you really think you could just scale it up, Hoskins?
22nd Jan 2021, 00:20
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Posted By Hydromet

I think that bug smasher over there is waiting...

I think that bug smasher over there is waiting for us.
19th Jan 2021, 20:28
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Posted By Hydromet

I'm sorry, the Guinness book of records can't...

I'm sorry, the Guinness book of records can't officially recognise it, they're not clowns and it's not a Mini Minor..
14th Jan 2021, 20:22
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Posted By Hydromet

"Treaders and Ivor are both looking for it, But I...

"Treaders and Ivor are both looking for it, But I have Der Fallen Madonna mit der Big Boobies by van Clomp tucked down my trouser leg."
14th Jan 2021, 08:02
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Posted By Hydromet

Vee shall zing along... "Davee, Davy Crockett,...

Vee shall zing along...
"Davee, Davy Crockett, King of the eastern frontier..."
8th Jan 2021, 10:33
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Posted By Hydromet

"An' 'e drove the fastest milk cart in the...

"An' 'e drove the fastest milk cart in the west."
3rd Jan 2021, 20:35
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Posted By Hydromet

"Up 'til now it's been pretty good, but today...

"Up 'til now it's been pretty good, but today it's my turn on the barrel."
31st Dec 2020, 22:32
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Posted By Hydromet

Does this make my bum look big?

Does this make my bum look big?
27th Dec 2020, 21:20
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Posted By Hydromet

There are some things that just weren't meant to...

There are some things that just weren't meant to be carried on roof racks.
24th Dec 2020, 20:14
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Posted By Hydromet

Someone has to say it, so let's get it out of the...

Someone has to say it, so let's get it out of the way...

"Bit late on the round-out, Hoskins."
18th Dec 2020, 21:45
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Posted By Hydromet

The transport officer misheard Bloggs' request....

The transport officer misheard Bloggs' request. She though he said "I suppose a truck's out of the question?"
15th Dec 2020, 20:46
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Posted By Hydromet

While Santa had ermine trim on his hat, cuffs &...

While Santa had ermine trim on his hat, cuffs & boots, Private Longshanks behind him was so limp-wristed that everyone thought there was a touch of velvet about him.
12th Dec 2020, 00:29
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Posted By Hydromet

I'm sorry Flight Sergeant, you'll never be...

I'm sorry Flight Sergeant, you'll never be invited to dinner by Mrs. Bloggs if you can't keep your elbows off the table.
11th Dec 2020, 21:40
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Posted By Hydromet

Congratulations Nutty, but I heard that Buster...

Congratulations Nutty, but I heard that Buster has taken this decision to the Supreme Court.
9th Dec 2020, 20:05
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Posted By Hydromet

The once and future king.

The once and future king.
9th Dec 2020, 08:21
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Posted By Hydromet

Time to call it. Some excellent entries there,...

Time to call it. Some excellent entries there, and hard to separate them. Worthy runners up were...
Kiltrash, with "Recharge the Generals mobile phone they said...."
Treadigraph, with "Van der...
8th Dec 2020, 08:59
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Posted By Hydromet

A short comp is a good one, so I'll give it one...

A short comp is a good one, so I'll give it one more day then draw a ticket out of the hat.
6th Dec 2020, 21:56
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Posted By Hydromet

https://cimg9.ibsrv.net/gimg/pprune.org-vbulletin/...

https://cimg9.ibsrv.net/gimg/pprune.org-vbulletin/962x657/2de196f100000578_0_image_a_40_1447978179850_9c231a489004d15608a138bc9ccf0ff1c6af235c.jpg

Here we go then, get pedalling.
6th Dec 2020, 21:44
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Posted By Hydromet

Why, thank you Treaders, I expect it to arrive...

Why, thank you Treaders, I expect it to arrive with a flourish of trumpets, or at least the sound of music. Will try to find something inappropriate.
4th Dec 2020, 06:25
Replies: 10,020
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Posted By Hydromet

We're trying to lure out the von Trapps, we know...

We're trying to lure out the von Trapps, we know they're here somewhere.
27th Nov 2020, 19:01
Replies: 10,020
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Posted By Hydromet

When Agent 99 went to the Q store for her new...

When Agent 99 went to the Q store for her new phone, the RQMS was prepared to offer her some options.
27th Nov 2020, 07:21
Replies: 10,020
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Posted By Hydromet

"We were given this by Mr Trump. He says they...

"We were given this by Mr Trump. He says they gave him heel spurs."
23rd Nov 2020, 00:37
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Posted By Hydromet

"Yep, that's the bloke who kicked sand in my face...

"Yep, that's the bloke who kicked sand in my face yesterday. If I can overtake him, I'll return the favour."
16th Nov 2020, 20:18
Replies: 10,020
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Posted By Hydromet

Didn't this unit get my executive order that all...

Didn't this unit get my executive order that all camouflage caps are to be red from now on? Make it so, soldier.
13th Nov 2020, 03:18
Replies: 10,020
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Posted By Hydromet

"I don't mind it when they shear the rams, but...

"I don't mind it when they shear the rams, but they'll never get the chance to ram the shears again."
12th Nov 2020, 00:04
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Posted By Hydromet

Sergeant, when I said "Put some arms on the...

Sergeant, when I said "Put some arms on the border, Lester," I was talking to Corporal Lester, not you.
11th Nov 2020, 07:59
Replies: 10,020
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Posted By Hydromet

"Oh look, the President is the only one in...

"Oh look, the President is the only one in step."
7th Nov 2020, 04:30
Replies: 10,020
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Posted By Hydromet

Police aerial patrol.

Police aerial patrol.
6th Nov 2020, 21:58
Replies: 10,020
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Posted By Hydromet

Donald Trump gracefully concedes defeat, Proud...

Donald Trump gracefully concedes defeat, Proud Boys offer support to Biden, NRA opposes hunting, all pigs briefed and ready to fly.
6th Nov 2020, 03:27
Replies: 10,020
Views: 843,724
Posted By Hydromet

Sequel to "Flight of the Phoenix" - "Flight of...

Sequel to "Flight of the Phoenix" - "Flight of the Road Runner"..
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