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Forum: Military Aviation
12th Jun 2015, 14:02
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,918,571
Posted By Steve the Pirate

Left hand side - full and free is a check you do...

Left hand side - full and free is a check you do before take off, not during the display!

STP
Forum: Military Aviation
20th Apr 2015, 12:20
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,918,571
Posted By Steve the Pirate

World of Sport Dickie Davies: "Sid Waddell,...

World of Sport

Dickie Davies: "Sid Waddell, using the 'arrers' as a visual depiction, what is the power output of the engine of this Piper Comanche?"

Sid Waddell: "One Hundred andddd...
Forum: Military Aviation
19th Apr 2015, 05:33
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,918,571
Posted By Steve the Pirate

Can you think of anything that might have caused...

Can you think of anything that might have caused the fuel leak, sir?

STP
Forum: Military Aviation
8th Apr 2015, 14:19
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,918,571
Posted By Steve the Pirate

Despite 15 years of research and development, at...

Despite 15 years of research and development, at the cost of £3.5 billion, it was quite apparent that the Paras' 'Adaptive Camouflage' was not living up to the manufacturer's claims.

STP
Forum: Military Aviation
4th Apr 2015, 06:15
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,918,571
Posted By Steve the Pirate

The inevitable outcome of keeping a hot spare. ...

The inevitable outcome of keeping a hot spare.

STP
Forum: Military Aviation
30th Mar 2015, 12:10
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,918,571
Posted By Steve the Pirate

The PMC was heard to say, "Well, it does make a...

The PMC was heard to say, "Well, it does make a change from a piano I suppose".

STP
Forum: Military Aviation
12th Mar 2015, 22:36
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,918,571
Posted By Steve the Pirate

You'd better tell the Boss that retro-fitting...

You'd better tell the Boss that retro-fitting brakes without writing something in the Pilot's Notes probably wasn't such a good idea after all.

STP
Forum: Military Aviation
12th Mar 2015, 11:30
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,918,571
Posted By Steve the Pirate

Are you sure we had to do this to find your...

Are you sure we had to do this to find your contact lens?

STP
Forum: Military Aviation
11th Mar 2015, 14:05
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,918,571
Posted By Steve the Pirate

When speaking about the incident to his fellow...

When speaking about the incident to his fellow students, and with obvious reference to his culinary training, APO Blumenthal described it as being more akin to an upside down pudding or apple...
Forum: Military Aviation
10th Dec 2014, 09:59
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,918,571
Posted By Steve the Pirate

Hoskins was wondering why the ladies insisted...

Hoskins was wondering why the ladies insisted making exploder pellets out of green marzipan.

STP
Forum: Military Aviation
9th Dec 2014, 22:37
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,918,571
Posted By Steve the Pirate

Although doing quite well in the Munitions...

Although doing quite well in the Munitions Factory Exchange programme, Hoskins was quietly wondering to himself how some of the ladies would do next week when trying to land the Wellington on one...
Forum: Military Aviation
4th Dec 2014, 21:41
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,918,571
Posted By Steve the Pirate

Never a scholar of literature, Corporal Mahout...

Never a scholar of literature, Corporal Mahout had completely misunderstood the theme of Orwell's "Shooting an Elephant".

STP
Forum: Military Aviation
3rd Dec 2014, 13:41
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,918,571
Posted By Steve the Pirate

I don't care if it does contain the results of...

I don't care if it does contain the results of the last caption competition, you're not bringing it into PPRuNe headquarters. Now clear off! :)

STP
Forum: Military Aviation
26th Nov 2014, 09:52
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,918,571
Posted By Steve the Pirate

At the birth, Mr Glider began to suspect that he...

At the birth, Mr Glider began to suspect that he wasn't really the father.

STP
Forum: Military Aviation
26th Nov 2014, 09:33
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,918,571
Posted By Steve the Pirate

Has anyone got the keys? :E STP

Has anyone got the keys? :E

STP
Forum: Military Aviation
24th Nov 2014, 12:53
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,918,571
Posted By Steve the Pirate

One of the early entries for the inaugural Dakar...

One of the early entries for the inaugural Dakar to Paris rally.

STP
Forum: Military Aviation
20th Nov 2014, 10:24
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,918,571
Posted By Steve the Pirate

The March hare, sitting on the top of a bunch of...

The March hare, sitting on the top of a bunch of mechanised nomads thought to himself, rather ironically, "And they have the temerity to call me mad!"

STP
Forum: Military Aviation
3rd Aug 2014, 14:09
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,918,571
Posted By Steve the Pirate

Boris and Ivan were talking openly about the...

Boris and Ivan were talking openly about the Soviet ORBAT but little did they know that Mr Ed had taken the translator's course before being infiltrated.

STP
Forum: Military Aviation
25th Feb 2014, 11:31
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,918,571
Posted By Steve the Pirate

British attempts at stealth technology had the...

British attempts at stealth technology had the undesired effect, unlike the old days, of making machines that were actually doing 100mph look as though they were standing still.
...
Forum: Military Aviation
13th Sep 2013, 13:25
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,918,571
Posted By Steve the Pirate

Flashman and a few fellow seniors demonstrate...

Flashman and a few fellow seniors demonstrate what Brown and the other new boys should have worn at fags' initiation.

STP
Forum: Military Aviation
12th Sep 2013, 22:34
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,918,571
Posted By Steve the Pirate

The new French Foreign Legion recruits, still...

The new French Foreign Legion recruits, still coming to grips with orders barked in French, could have all sworn the Sergent-chef said "tenir debout dans vos lits", not "tenir debout à vos lits".
...
Forum: Military Aviation
12th Sep 2013, 14:36
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,918,571
Posted By Steve the Pirate

In a 1930's experiment, the lunatics were allowed...

In a 1930's experiment, the lunatics were allowed to run the asylum and this was the result. Some 60 years later, the observations of this experiment were to inspire a video that accompanied the song...
Forum: Military Aviation
9th Sep 2013, 12:26
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,918,571
Posted By Steve the Pirate

"This is ridiculous, both 1 AND 2 have an EPR...

"This is ridiculous, both 1 AND 2 have an EPR shortfall"

STP
Forum: Military Aviation
5th Sep 2013, 22:47
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,918,571
Posted By Steve the Pirate

Captain, on the walkround I noticed that one of...

Captain, on the walkround I noticed that one of the nav lights has blown.

STP
Forum: Military Aviation
5th Sep 2013, 14:44
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,918,571
Posted By Steve the Pirate

Wouldn't worry too much sir. Bi' o' speed tape...

Wouldn't worry too much sir. Bi' o' speed tape an' she'll be as good as new.

STP
Forum: Military Aviation
3rd Sep 2013, 22:51
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,918,571
Posted By Steve the Pirate

Two of Harry's course mates relax after an...

Two of Harry's course mates relax after an all-night covert deep penetration exercise.

STP
Forum: Military Aviation
26th Aug 2013, 13:27
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,918,571
Posted By Steve the Pirate

Um, and then, and then after Poland it'll be, um,...

Um, and then, and then after Poland it'll be, um, it'll be Belgium, Holland and France, and then, and then England and then, um and then it'll be Russia and then, and then the whooole world!

STP
Forum: Military Aviation
20th Aug 2013, 22:50
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,918,571
Posted By Steve the Pirate

Despite the outward appearance, the boys who'd...

Despite the outward appearance, the boys who'd pulled sentry duty over Easter were not happy bunnies.

STP
Forum: Military Aviation
18th Aug 2013, 10:40
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,918,571
Posted By Steve the Pirate

I don't think "A bit late on the round out...

I don't think "A bit late on the round out Hoskins" will cut it this time old chap. Look what you've done to the old man's supply of Brylcreem.

STP
Forum: Military Aviation
18th Aug 2013, 01:35
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,918,571
Posted By Steve the Pirate

It became clear that the Education Officer hadn't...

It became clear that the Education Officer hadn't fully understood OC Ops's brief when he enlisted the help of the Catering Section to put together a presentation on aircraft icing.

STP
Forum: Military Aviation
6th Aug 2013, 00:10
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,918,571
Posted By Steve the Pirate

The lads wished they'd read the small print in...

The lads wished they'd read the small print in the EdO's notice about the "Foundation Course".

STP
Forum: Military Aviation
30th Jul 2013, 21:21
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,918,571
Posted By Steve the Pirate

A secluded holiday in Gstaad seemed such a good...

A secluded holiday in Gstaad seemed such a good idea for Wills, Kate and George but the daily milk delivery rather put paid to any hopes of anonymity.

STP
Forum: Military Aviation
28th Jul 2013, 12:45
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,918,571
Posted By Steve the Pirate

"Apparently I'm being given an honorary doctorate...

"Apparently I'm being given an honorary doctorate because I'm the DoC so I thought the least I could do is present something on how a helicopter flies in a straight line. As no-one really understands...
Forum: Military Aviation
27th Jul 2013, 02:34
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,918,571
Posted By Steve the Pirate

"And when I was posted to Valley they told me...

"And when I was posted to Valley they told me there'd be no strings attached - clearly that's not the case"

STP
Forum: Military Aviation
22nd Jul 2013, 11:41
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,918,571
Posted By Steve the Pirate

And the winner is...

Time for judging methinks.

In 3rd place is Runaway Gun with:

Mandatory viagra use made it much easier to read maps.

In 2nd place is ShyTorque with:

"Then I just popped out the airbrakes...
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