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Forum: ATC Issues

31st Aug 2016, 15:13

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Posted By Jwscud

Coming off the pond this morning "Speedbird...

Coming off the pond this morning

"Speedbird XX FL390, any news on the delays this morning?"

"One second"

"that's a good delay..."

Sadly 15 mins at OCK but whoever slipped that gem in...

Forum: ATC Issues

14th Nov 2013, 15:20

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Posted By Jwscud

Overheard on the ground frequency at a major...

Overheard on the ground frequency at a major Scottish airport.

Ryanair XXX "Request clearance to Rygge"

Ground "Rygge? Where's that"

Ryanair "Near Oslo"

Undentified interloper "About 1000...

Forum: ATC Issues

1st Dec 2012, 11:21

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Posted By Jwscud

An absolute genius controller at Thames yesterday...

An absolute genius controller at Thames yesterday to me, struggling against the wind in a light single with a ground speed around 120kts

Controller: "G-XXXX Left heading 345 degrees - no speed...

Forum: ATC Issues

16th May 2012, 20:43

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Posted By Jwscud

Not humour as such, and probably been heard...

Not humour as such, and probably been heard around before, but my first time hearing the Callsign "Specsavers 241" on London Control this morning. The chap on the radio was obviously a good company...

Forum: ATC Issues

11th Apr 2011, 15:41

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Posted By Jwscud

Scene: Jersey this morning, OVC000 RVR around Cat...

Scene: Jersey this morning, OVC000 RVR around Cat I minima, 08/08

Flybe Dash 8 lands..

TWR: Jersey XXX Taxi stand 9, report runway vacated...

...welcome to the warmest place in Britain :}

Forum: ATC Issues

29th Oct 2010, 01:12

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Posted By Jwscud

Heard on a US Midwest centre frequency today: ...

Heard on a US Midwest centre frequency today:

Airliner: Centre, Delta xxx requesting FL280

Controller: Unable - traffic opposite direction F-15 FL280

Airliner: We got tone

Controller: I...

Forum: ATC Issues

29th Apr 2010, 14:03

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Posted By Jwscud

Heard at a London Airfield last week: ...

Heard at a London Airfield last week:

G-ABCD: Vacating and thanks for your help - talk to you tomorrow

Tower: No you won't - I'm off to a BBQ

G-WXYZ: Information S calling for taxi and a...

Forum: ATC Issues

24th Aug 2009, 16:42

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Posted By Jwscud

Rubbing it in

Apparently the Qantas flight from EGLL yesterday was allocated squawk 2121 and asked to repeat it at every handover...:D

(And before anyone complains, shamelessly ripped from a post on Flyer...)

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