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Forum: Military Aviation
10th Dec 2017, 18:30
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,931,275
Posted By EngAl

Debbie has sent the girls round to explain to the...

Debbie has sent the girls round to explain to the Strictly judges where they need to improve her marks!
Forum: Military Aviation
17th Apr 2015, 12:20
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,931,275
Posted By EngAl

Sorry, I think the aquapuncture is a bit...

Sorry, I think the aquapuncture is a bit excessive. In any case I asked for help with a pain not a bl***y plane!
Forum: Military Aviation
24th Sep 2014, 22:20
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,931,275
Posted By EngAl

According to this the fuse for the indicators is...

According to this the fuse for the indicators is F3, so lets bl**dy change it and get going to the front!
Forum: Military Aviation
23rd Mar 2014, 21:38
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,931,275
Posted By EngAl

"You're so vain I'll bet you think this...

"You're so vain I'll bet you think this competition is about you."
PS: How was the eclipse of the sun?


Thanks to Carly Simon
Forum: Military Aviation
8th Mar 2014, 20:42
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,931,275
Posted By EngAl

This has got to be the most hare brained scheme...

This has got to be the most hare brained scheme for draining the Somerset Levels!
Forum: Military Aviation
27th Feb 2014, 20:28
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,931,275
Posted By EngAl

You're too late: "this is major Tom to ground...

You're too late: "this is major Tom to ground control" already went viral and from a much higher altitude too!
Forum: Military Aviation
23rd Feb 2014, 16:41
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,931,275
Posted By EngAl

Stop.........! The rations aren't on board!

Stop.........! The rations aren't on board!
Forum: Military Aviation
12th Feb 2014, 21:49
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,931,275
Posted By EngAl

Is this all you could find? It was a Chinook...

Is this all you could find? It was a Chinook which went in FFS!


Go and see the headman at that house with the round windows, Plexiglass conservatory and fancy ramp to the front door and ask him...
Forum: Military Aviation
3rd Jan 2014, 17:48
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,931,275
Posted By EngAl

"Clear off with that camera, this is the...

"Clear off with that camera, this is the ladies!"
Forum: Military Aviation
28th Jan 2013, 17:18
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,931,275
Posted By EngAl

Well little fella, you want to drop a Tallboy and...

Well little fella, you want to drop a Tallboy and I want to drop a Fatboy.
Bad news - I get the casting vote, take one pace forward.
Forum: Military Aviation
2nd Aug 2012, 09:25
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,931,275
Posted By EngAl

Well, he said he was gonna steal it one piece at...

Well, he said he was gonna steal it one piece at a time and I didn't believe him. Can't wait to see how he gets the fuselage out!


With acknowledgements to Johnny Cash
Forum: Military Aviation
31st Jul 2012, 15:45
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,931,275
Posted By EngAl

How about third time lucky: "You were only...

How about third time lucky:

"You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"
Forum: Military Aviation
16th Jul 2012, 13:01
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,931,275
Posted By EngAl

We were promised we could guard the womens' beach...

We were promised we could guard the womens' beach volleyball and now we've been moved to mens' shot put!
Forum: Military Aviation
12th Jul 2012, 13:33
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,931,275
Posted By EngAl

Achtung! Achtung! henemy in sight! (I know,...

Achtung! Achtung! henemy in sight!

(I know, but 622 did it as well!)
Forum: Military Aviation
2nd Jul 2012, 09:20
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,931,275
Posted By EngAl

Girl bottom right: "It's above and beyond,...

Girl bottom right:
"It's above and beyond, expecting me to stay awake through this! I'll have to persuade Dad to stop volunteering for the weekly Navy uniforms 1900 to present day lectures"
Forum: Military Aviation
21st Jun 2012, 10:36
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,931,275
Posted By EngAl

Chap on the right - "I don't think anyone will...

Chap on the right - "I don't think anyone will realise I'm Jack Duckworth (for it is he), but I think you're in trouble Terry now your moustache has fallen off"
Forum: Military Aviation
7th May 2012, 09:57
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,931,275
Posted By EngAl

Os. What garden hoes?. No Os. What panty...

Os. What garden hoes?. No Os. What panty hose?. No Os, bloody Os!
Forum: Military Aviation
19th Feb 2012, 20:58
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,931,275
Posted By EngAl

Looks interesting Mr Fox-Talbot! Can you tell us...

Looks interesting Mr Fox-Talbot! Can you tell us why you've called it camera obscura?
Forum: Military Aviation
6th Feb 2012, 18:20
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,931,275
Posted By EngAl

Gives a new meaning to the term foredeck! ...

Gives a new meaning to the term foredeck!

Or

Is there no limit to what Tiger will do to get his balls on the green?
Forum: Military Aviation
4th Dec 2011, 20:48
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,931,275
Posted By EngAl

You'd be a sour Kraut if a cat pooped down your...

You'd be a sour Kraut if a cat pooped down your back!
Forum: Military Aviation
5th Jul 2010, 12:28
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,931,275
Posted By EngAl

To Phillip hiding in passenger well: "I wish...

To Phillip hiding in passenger well: "I wish they'd just give us an increase in the civil list, so we could stop doing these heists".
Forum: Military Aviation
30th Jun 2010, 15:11
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,931,275
Posted By EngAl

Exclusive! First ever shots of Vladimir Putin...

Exclusive! First ever shots of Vladimir Putin competing in the "Naked Prime Minister" competition.
Forum: Military Aviation
8th May 2010, 20:42
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,931,275
Posted By EngAl

To man crouching under port wing: "It's no use...

To man crouching under port wing:
"It's no use hiding - we all saw you do it!"
Forum: Military Aviation
7th Apr 2010, 22:00
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,931,275
Posted By EngAl

I think you should skip the sandcastle...

I think you should skip the sandcastle competition next year sergeant and give the kids a chance.
Forum: Military Aviation
25th Feb 2010, 15:56
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,931,275
Posted By EngAl

Following the edict that there would only be one...

Following the edict that there would only be one Service and only one equipment programme, the trials of the Wokka-Sub were going quite well.
But no one seemed keen to be the first to fire the...
Forum: Military Aviation
6th Feb 2010, 16:08
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,931,275
Posted By EngAl

Goose to Man: Are you sure you can claim my PPL...

Goose to Man:
Are you sure you can claim my PPL lessons on exes just because I'll be flying you home at weekends? Climate's changed a bit lately you know, think you'll find some of your colleagues...
Forum: Military Aviation
9th Sep 2009, 09:45
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,931,275
Posted By EngAl

Lead man to second: "And you wasted five...

Lead man to second:
"And you wasted five minutes arguing whether that goatherd was saying Runway or Runaway!"
Forum: Military Aviation
28th Feb 2009, 15:27
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,931,275
Posted By EngAl

Who says we're not taking Eurovision seriously...

Who says we're not taking Eurovision seriously this year?
Forum: Military Aviation
16th Jan 2009, 19:48
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,931,275
Posted By EngAl

Girl in the middle: "Stop worrying we...

Girl in the middle:

"Stop worrying we should be safe enough here, it's too narrow and too choppy for an Airbus!"
Forum: Military Aviation
1st Dec 2008, 20:20
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,931,275
Posted By EngAl

Guy on top of lorry: "don't worry we've got the...

Guy on top of lorry:
"don't worry we've got the best seats - he's done this before - when he slams in the reverse thrust we'll see the whites of their eyes!"

OR

Pilot to Co:
"I told them to...
Forum: Military Aviation
31st Oct 2008, 20:53
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,931,275
Posted By EngAl

Size does matter!

This is bad enough, but the guy who measured us up for this hangar also laid out the runway!
Forum: Military Aviation
15th Oct 2008, 14:39
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,931,275
Posted By EngAl

I know you think that new pilot, Lewis...

I know you think that new pilot, Lewis whatsisname, is the bees' knees, but we can't afford many more of these!
Forum: Military Aviation
7th Oct 2008, 16:18
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,931,275
Posted By EngAl

Oo, er, if that's what we got when I asked for 5...

Oo, er, if that's what we got when I asked for 5 gals, what did they put in the tank?
Forum: Military Aviation
21st Aug 2008, 20:54
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,931,275
Posted By EngAl

There's "more tuh" this job than meets the...

There's "more tuh" this job than meets the eye!
Forum: Military Aviation
8th Mar 2008, 19:35
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,931,275
Posted By EngAl

Tell the guy in the yellow tractor to stop...

Tell the guy in the yellow tractor to stop sulking and come and pull our Tonka with his Tonka!
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