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Forum: Military Aviation
16th Dec 2019, 08:01
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,944,299
Posted By c52

T: "How about I let you beat me at golf and you...

T: "How about I let you beat me at golf and you get the 737max flying in China?"

K (thinks very quickly): "Now you mention it, I'd like to place an order for 100 of them. Any obstacle to getting...
Forum: Military Aviation
15th Dec 2019, 22:26
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,944,299
Posted By c52

T: "How about I let you beat me at golf and you...

T: "How about I let you beat me at golf and you get the 737max flying in China?"

K: "Mr Trump, this is not China."
Forum: Military Aviation
15th Dec 2019, 16:01
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,944,299
Posted By c52

Trump: "Look, I've got a small favour to ask......

Trump: "Look, I've got a small favour to ask... You don't do Intellectual Property Rights here, do you, so I want you to found a magazine called Time and make me its person of the year."

Kim:...
Forum: Military Aviation
15th Dec 2019, 11:51
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,944,299
Posted By c52

"You want a very advantageous trade deal with the...

"You want a very advantageous trade deal with the UK? It's terribly simple. You demand whatever you want, and in return you offer them to get it signed off within a week."
Forum: Military Aviation
14th Dec 2019, 21:28
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,944,299
Posted By c52

"Say, that green stuff in the background... are...

"Say, that green stuff in the background... are you some kind of friend of the Greta child?"
Forum: Military Aviation
14th Dec 2019, 20:54
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,944,299
Posted By c52

... and this year's Turner Prize is awarded to...

... and this year's Turner Prize is awarded to the biggest waste of space in human history.
Forum: Military Aviation
14th Dec 2019, 18:44
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,944,299
Posted By c52

Trump: "You know, this occasion would have been...

Trump: "You know, this occasion would have been extra special if we'd had a march-past of a battalion of your women soldiers in their short skirts."
Forum: Military Aviation
14th Dec 2019, 18:08
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,944,299
Posted By c52

Trump: "On this great day for democracy in the...

Trump: "On this great day for democracy in the People's Republic of North Korea, I would like to build a golf course or two and a luxury resort. There'll be something in it for you, naturally."
Forum: Military Aviation
13th Dec 2019, 19:20
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,944,299
Posted By c52

"Psst! As one president to another, do you know...

"Psst! As one president to another, do you know what "corrupt" means?"

-- "Not a clue."
Forum: Military Aviation
13th Dec 2019, 17:28
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,944,299
Posted By c52

The second cameraman from the right is actually a...

The second cameraman from the right is actually a certain D Cameron - always wants to be in on the action while taking no responsibility.
Forum: Military Aviation
13th Dec 2019, 17:25
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,944,299
Posted By c52

Trump: "These two trees..." Kim: "Yes?" ...

Trump: "These two trees..."

Kim: "Yes?"

Trump: "You notice they're shaped like a mushroom cloud?"

Kim: "Uh-huh."

Trump: "Well the one we've dropped on your side is much bigger than the...
Forum: Military Aviation
13th Dec 2019, 17:22
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,944,299
Posted By c52

The RH camerman falls over in his haste to take a...

The RH camerman falls over in his haste to take a shot of Kim's backside. Out of which, of course the sun shines.
Forum: Military Aviation
13th Dec 2019, 17:20
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,944,299
Posted By c52

The second cameraman from the left is actually...

The second cameraman from the left is actually carrying a fire extinguisher in case relations between the two fat men appear to be overheating.
Forum: Military Aviation
13th Dec 2019, 13:08
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,944,299
Posted By c52

Either President: "Our two great countries have...

Either President: "Our two great countries have many things in common. For instance, we two presidents both fly in clapped-out four-engine jets."
Forum: Military Aviation
13th Dec 2019, 13:06
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,944,299
Posted By c52

Either president: "To symbolise the lasting...

Either president: "To symbolise the lasting friendship between our two great countries, we have both decided to make our wives disguise themselves as trees."
Forum: Military Aviation
13th Dec 2019, 13:04
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,944,299
Posted By c52

Kim: "I always have officers writing down...

Kim: "I always have officers writing down everything I say. Then I have them shot and their notes burned. That way nobody can think I'm mentally deficient."

Trump: "I use Twitter to prove my...
Forum: Military Aviation
11th Dec 2019, 15:24
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,944,299
Posted By c52

Slugs and snails are very similar in that they...

Slugs and snails are very similar in that they are horrible and move very slowly, but a snail has a little house on its back.
Forum: Military Aviation
7th Dec 2019, 20:01
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,944,299
Posted By c52

"Well, an airship is pretty obvious so we're...

"Well, an airship is pretty obvious so we're hanging this shed round it to camouflage it when it flies over enemy territory. And if it rolls upside down, the shed acts as armour."
Forum: Military Aviation
5th Dec 2019, 23:27
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,944,299
Posted By c52

Man on left: "S'not fair - someone's painted a...

Man on left: "S'not fair - someone's painted a target on me."

Other man: "It's not centred on your heart though, is it?"
Forum: Military Aviation
4th Dec 2019, 21:10
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,944,299
Posted By c52

Photography Degree Examiner's Comment: A...

Photography Degree Examiner's Comment:

A fine action shot, spoiled only by a long, thin finger covering part of the lens.
Forum: Military Aviation
1st Dec 2019, 14:20
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,944,299
Posted By c52

Man on left thinks: Win or lose, I'll have shot a...

Man on left thinks: Win or lose, I'll have shot a hole in one of His Majesty's aircraft.
Forum: Military Aviation
29th Nov 2019, 21:22
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,944,299
Posted By c52

"Lads, the smudgy mark on the end of the wing...

"Lads, the smudgy mark on the end of the wing will wash off - there's no need to squabble about which of you did it. Here - use my knickers to wipe it clean."
Forum: Military Aviation
29th Nov 2019, 16:09
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,944,299
Posted By c52

"Right, let's try again. I give the command to...

"Right, let's try again. I give the command to surrender, and we all get out our hankies and hold them up."
Forum: Military Aviation
29th Nov 2019, 13:51
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,944,299
Posted By c52

What the Prime Minister sees when he thinks of TV...

What the Prime Minister sees when he thinks of TV debates.
Forum: Military Aviation
29th Nov 2019, 11:00
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,944,299
Posted By c52

PC Plod, presented with photographic evidence of...

PC Plod, presented with photographic evidence of the crime, has a bright idea concerning fingerprints.
Forum: Military Aviation
29th Nov 2019, 09:41
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,944,299
Posted By c52

The man in the background steals the bike while...

The man in the background steals the bike while the armed guards are distracted.
Forum: Military Aviation
28th Nov 2019, 15:18
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,944,299
Posted By c52

"So far, it's fallen over to the left 5,327 times...

"So far, it's fallen over to the left 5,327 times and to the right, 5,322 times, so on average it's very nearly faultless."
Forum: Military Aviation
28th Nov 2019, 11:56
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,944,299
Posted By c52

"Mind the Gap!" "Mind the Gap!" "Mind the Gap!"...

"Mind the Gap!" "Mind the Gap!" "Mind the Gap!" "Mind the Gap!" "Mind the Gap!" "Mind the Gap!" "Mind the Gap!" "Mind the Gap!"

Boy: "Which gap is the man talking about?"

Father: "The gap...
Forum: Military Aviation
26th Nov 2019, 17:39
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,944,299
Posted By c52

The truth behind the picture is here:...

The truth behind the picture is here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gyro_monorail
Forum: Military Aviation
26th Nov 2019, 09:45
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,944,299
Posted By c52

"... and here we can see how passengers can put...

"... and here we can see how passengers can put their feet on the ground if they feel the vehicle is becoming unstable. One of them is ploughing a bit of a furrow, so we going to hang a couple of...
Forum: Military Aviation
25th Nov 2019, 19:18
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,944,299
Posted By c52

Highly-trained crew, some of them previously in...

Highly-trained crew, some of them previously in the Olympic Synchronised Swimming event, rush in a measured manner from side to side of the vehicle to ensure it tilts at the correct angle.
Forum: Military Aviation
24th Nov 2019, 11:59
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,944,299
Posted By c52

"I know what - to celebrate the delivery of our...

"I know what - to celebrate the delivery of our new aircraft, let's get the entire squadron and their WAGs to sit on the wing for a photo op."
Forum: Military Aviation
23rd Nov 2019, 13:20
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,944,299
Posted By c52

"I'm the captain today, you're the steward, so I...

"I'm the captain today, you're the steward, so I get the beef, he gets the chicken and you get the unspeakable vegetarian option."
Forum: Military Aviation
23rd Nov 2019, 09:26
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,944,299
Posted By c52

"Dear Leader, we have developed a three-seater...

"Dear Leader, we have developed a three-seater plane for you to fly, accompanied by two high-ranking officers to take down your wise words."
Forum: Military Aviation
22nd Nov 2019, 19:52
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,944,299
Posted By c52

"There are three emergency exits; one above my...

"There are three emergency exits; one above my head, one above your head and one above your head."
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