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Forum: ATC Issues

11th Apr 2015, 18:00

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Sticky ATC Humour (Merged)

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Posted By hvogt

English ground instructor teaching nav in a...

English ground instructor teaching nav in a German flight school. Students are struggeling to find LFPB on an en-route chart. Instructor goes "Come on folks, you should be able to find Paris; you...

Forum: ATC Issues

7th Oct 2012, 14:54

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Sticky ATC Humour (Merged)

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Posted By hvogt

I'm surprised this one hasn't been posted before....

I'm surprised this one hasn't been posted before.

ATC: Light Type 1, report your conditions.
Light Type 1: VMC, between two layers.
ATC: Light Type 2, report your conditions.
Light Type 2: VMC,...

Forum: ATC Issues

10th Dec 2008, 14:26

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Sticky ATC Humour (Merged)

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Posted By hvogt

Ask-21 Heavy

My favourite from eddh.de:

At a glider site's take-off position. Take-off supervisor to winch driver.
Supervisor: "ASK-21 heavy at the northern rope. Start pulling."
Driver: "ASK-21 heavy...???"...

Forum: ATC Issues

10th Nov 2008, 13:52

Replies: 1,636

Sticky ATC Humour (Merged)

Views: 2,451,620

Posted By hvogt

Frensh Accent melts female Controller

Heard this one in Hamburg the other day. Female controller with gorgeous voice on the tower. Number one on departure goes:

"Air France two two one zero, runway three three, cleared for take-off....

Forum: ATC Issues

22nd Sep 2007, 20:10

Replies: 1,636

Sticky ATC Humour (Merged)

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Posted By hvogt

Just read in a German ATC forum...

Just read in a German ATC forum (http://forum.mysnip.de/read.php?8631,906932,907200#msg-907200):

Rhein: "DLH123, are you still looking for higher"
DLH123: "Affirm, loud and clear":)

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