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Forum: The Pacific: General Aviation & Questions
12th Apr 2005, 10:10
Replies: 27
Views: 4,010
Posted By The Enema Bandit

DeltaSix, if you don't have overseas residency,...

DeltaSix, if you don't have overseas residency, it may pay to invest in a mail order bride as well. (I recommend Asian, then American, followed by European. In order of subservency of course)
Forum: The Pacific: General Aviation & Questions
12th Apr 2005, 01:37
Replies: 3
Views: 1,015
Posted By The Enema Bandit

Oh yes. And National Joke.

Oh yes. And National Joke.
Forum: The Pacific: General Aviation & Questions
11th Apr 2005, 21:01
Replies: 3
Views: 1,015
Posted By The Enema Bandit

Depends on how much they want the shareholders to...

Depends on how much they want the shareholders to make. Yeah, pilots putting their own money in shareholders pockets. They're thieving bastards, the lot of them. Virgin, Jetstar, Qantas, GA.
Forum: Australia, New Zealand & the Pacific
1st Apr 2005, 11:13
Replies: 5
Views: 810
Posted By The Enema Bandit

Bloody left wing do gooder poonce.

Bloody left wing do gooder poonce.
Forum: Australia, New Zealand & the Pacific
1st Apr 2005, 09:47
Replies: 5
Views: 810
Posted By The Enema Bandit

I think that's fair enough.

I think that's fair enough.
Forum: The Pacific: General Aviation & Questions
30th Mar 2005, 09:31
Replies: 44
Views: 10,235
Posted By The Enema Bandit

I bet their yields aren't worth pissing on.

I bet their yields aren't worth pissing on.
Forum: Australia, New Zealand & the Pacific
29th Mar 2005, 22:15
Replies: 1
Views: 1,057
Posted By The Enema Bandit

The first time I went, a flying school had a...

The first time I went, a flying school had a display. They weren't doing much business though. Loved the bloke walking around in bondage gear. Had a picture taken with one of the tarts that feature...
Forum: Australia, New Zealand & the Pacific
25th Mar 2005, 09:41
Replies: 38
Views: 7,802
Posted By The Enema Bandit

:mad:

:mad:
Forum: Australia, New Zealand & the Pacific
22nd Mar 2005, 09:51
Replies: 37
Views: 5,822
Posted By The Enema Bandit

Yeah. If you're into botulism.

Yeah. If you're into botulism.
Forum: Australia, New Zealand & the Pacific
22nd Mar 2005, 04:44
Replies: 23
Views: 4,028
Posted By The Enema Bandit

It is but they pick and choose. No LCC's allowed.

It is but they pick and choose. No LCC's allowed.
Forum: Australia, New Zealand & the Pacific
21st Mar 2005, 07:15
Replies: 39
Views: 6,208
Posted By The Enema Bandit

I guess if Brett gets forced out, it will really...

I guess if Brett gets forced out, it will really give him something to whinge about. I wonder who would replace him? Gary Toomey perhaps??
Forum: Australia, New Zealand & the Pacific
16th Mar 2005, 00:17
Replies: 30
Views: 3,831
Posted By The Enema Bandit

He probably thinks they're a pack of cockheads....

He probably thinks they're a pack of cockheads. Hmm. Funny about that.
Forum: Australia, New Zealand & the Pacific
15th Mar 2005, 04:55
Replies: 43
Views: 8,289
Posted By The Enema Bandit

Rumour has it fartsock has been offered a job as...

Rumour has it fartsock has been offered a job as a check captain at Jetstar.
Forum: Australia, New Zealand & the Pacific
11th Mar 2005, 20:23
Replies: 21
Views: 3,342
Posted By The Enema Bandit

Well if you don't like it go to the Blue Room...

Well if you don't like it go to the Blue Room then.
Forum: Australia, New Zealand & the Pacific
10th Mar 2005, 02:07
Replies: 21
Views: 3,342
Posted By The Enema Bandit

Is he going to Qantas?

Is he going to Qantas?
Forum: Australia, New Zealand & the Pacific
9th Mar 2005, 02:14
Replies: 11
Views: 2,163
Posted By The Enema Bandit

Was it management pilots doing the flying?

Was it management pilots doing the flying?
Forum: The Pacific: General Aviation & Questions
9th Mar 2005, 02:08
Replies: 13
Views: 3,043
Posted By The Enema Bandit

Well congratulations to her but what's the big...

Well congratulations to her but what's the big deal? There's plenty of female captains about these days so stop being so sexist everyone.
Forum: Australia, New Zealand & the Pacific
7th Mar 2005, 02:07
Replies: 19
Views: 3,228
Posted By The Enema Bandit

Why don't you just use the friggin' phone book...

Why don't you just use the friggin' phone book and just ring up??
Forum: The Pacific: General Aviation & Questions
6th Mar 2005, 09:00
Replies: 6
Views: 970
Posted By The Enema Bandit

Sheep urine causes corosion.

Sheep urine causes corosion.
Forum: The Pacific: General Aviation & Questions
6th Mar 2005, 08:58
Replies: 7
Views: 1,080
Posted By The Enema Bandit

Isn't it obvious that he is?

Isn't it obvious that he is?
Forum: Australia, New Zealand & the Pacific
6th Mar 2005, 08:57
Replies: 3
Views: 917
Posted By The Enema Bandit

Well just don't hire the Irish magician. He...

Well just don't hire the Irish magician. He couldn't pull a rabbit out of a hat so he pulled a hair out of his arse.... Doh!
Forum: The Pacific: General Aviation & Questions
5th Mar 2005, 01:27
Replies: 19
Views: 3,714
Posted By The Enema Bandit

Bonvol, that's the funniest thing I've ever seen...

Bonvol, that's the funniest thing I've ever seen on PPRUNE. I pissed myself.
Forum: Australia, New Zealand & the Pacific
4th Mar 2005, 21:41
Replies: 78
Views: 9,414
Posted By The Enema Bandit

Or a wolf amongst the lambs???

Or a wolf amongst the lambs???
Forum: Australia, New Zealand & the Pacific
4th Mar 2005, 05:13
Replies: 10
Views: 1,245
Posted By The Enema Bandit

Yeah, you're right Sunny. Some of them receive...

Yeah, you're right Sunny. Some of them receive too don't they?
Forum: Australia, New Zealand & the Pacific
4th Mar 2005, 04:42
Replies: 10
Views: 1,245
Posted By The Enema Bandit

If you blokes had any resolve at all, you'd be...

If you blokes had any resolve at all, you'd be having a stopwork to shove it fair up Dicko's arse. Time for you lot to show some guts and take a leaf out of the hosties book.
Forum: Australia, New Zealand & the Pacific
28th Feb 2005, 20:42
Replies: 25
Views: 3,995
Posted By The Enema Bandit

Now hold on. Would I be correct in saying that if...

Now hold on. Would I be correct in saying that if they get rid of three thousand that will only leave managers in the place won't it? And who will they then be able to sack to get their bonus's then?
Forum: Australia, New Zealand & the Pacific
28th Feb 2005, 08:41
Replies: 78
Views: 9,414
Posted By The Enema Bandit

Trans Tasman.Who is making Money? Definitley not...

Trans Tasman.Who is making Money? Definitley not the Jet Connect, Pacific Blue and Freedom Air pilots.
Forum: The Pacific: General Aviation & Questions
19th Feb 2005, 08:19
Replies: 2
Views: 676
Posted By The Enema Bandit

Well you're a clever little dick aren't you?

Well you're a clever little dick aren't you?
Forum: Australia, New Zealand & the Pacific
15th Feb 2005, 02:19
Replies: 9
Views: 1,587
Posted By The Enema Bandit

If you happen to be on AO7863 for a holiday, how...

If you happen to be on AO7863 for a holiday, how do you get home?
Forum: Australia, New Zealand & the Pacific
15th Feb 2005, 02:09
Replies: 12
Views: 3,422
Posted By The Enema Bandit

Scumfish, who will you use if Qantas is cheaper? ...

Scumfish, who will you use if Qantas is cheaper?

Mr EB will be taking a rest from this thread for a bit.:mad: W

Respect.
Forum: The Pacific: General Aviation & Questions
13th Feb 2005, 09:20
Replies: 12
Views: 1,147
Posted By The Enema Bandit

I knew it. A Commodore. Obviously you let your...

I knew it. A Commodore. Obviously you let your girlfriend drive otherwise you wouldn't have a miscoloured bumper and if you could stop her talking (or does she nag like the rest of them?) the radio...
Forum: Australia, New Zealand & the Pacific
13th Feb 2005, 08:50
Replies: 152
Views: 16,620
Posted By The Enema Bandit

Good question Scuddy. I still reckon you National...

Good question Scuddy. I still reckon you National Jerk lot are tossers. Do you really think Jetstar would employ you in the same company as their mainline pilots? Wouldn't it be a seperate company to...
Forum: Australia, New Zealand & the Pacific
11th Feb 2005, 23:44
Replies: 152
Views: 16,620
Posted By The Enema Bandit

And what other conditions did those tossers give?...

And what other conditions did those tossers give? Come on you tossers, tell us how much of a pay cut you negotiated?
Forum: Australia, New Zealand & the Pacific
11th Feb 2005, 22:37
Replies: 12
Views: 1,405
Posted By The Enema Bandit

Well I guess you'll just have to stop selling...

Well I guess you'll just have to stop selling their tickets then.
Forum: Australia, New Zealand & the Pacific
11th Feb 2005, 22:34
Replies: 3
Views: 844
Posted By The Enema Bandit

These blokes know how to whinge don't they? So...

These blokes know how to whinge don't they? So there are only two European airlines running to Europe. Big bloody deal. So how many other airlines are running there. Now let me see. Malaysian,...
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