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Forum: Military Aviation
17th Apr 2024, 11:19
Replies: 4,356
Views: 223,880
Posted By Hydromet

"Now, if I hadn't had heel spurs..."

"Now, if I hadn't had heel spurs..."
Forum: Military Aviation
13th Apr 2024, 22:12
Replies: 4,356
Views: 223,880
Posted By Hydromet

Never buy a bicycle from Ikea.

Never buy a bicycle from Ikea.
Forum: Military Aviation
11th Apr 2024, 02:40
Replies: 69
Views: 6,222
Posted By Hydromet

Reminds me of the English officer with a degree...

Reminds me of the English officer with a degree in classical Greek in Captain Corelli's Mandolin. When he attempts to converse in Greek, the English translations are all 'thee's, 'thou's and 'dost...
Forum: Military Aviation
9th Apr 2024, 09:50
Replies: 125
Views: 22,312
Posted By Hydromet

As neither an aviator nor a meteorologist, but a...

As neither an aviator nor a meteorologist, but a terrestrial client, I have to agree about the huge strides made in both technology and knowledge from the late '60s to now, that have led to the...
Forum: Military Aviation
6th Apr 2024, 03:57
Replies: 125
Views: 22,312
Posted By Hydromet

As neither an aviator nor a meteorologist, but a...

As neither an aviator nor a meteorologist, but a professional client of our civilian 'weather guessers', I'm enjoying these tales immensely - please keep 'em coming.
Forum: Military Aviation
5th Apr 2024, 06:33
Replies: 69
Views: 6,222
Posted By Hydromet

Bibere plus urina. Motto of Cairns Hash House...

Bibere plus urina. Motto of Cairns Hash House Harriers.
Forum: Military Aviation
4th Apr 2024, 07:16
Replies: 4,356
Views: 223,880
Posted By Hydromet

When the aircraft disintegrated mid flight, the...

When the aircraft disintegrated mid flight, the debris all landed in a single heap.
Forum: Military Aviation
4th Apr 2024, 01:14
Replies: 4,356
Views: 223,880
Posted By Hydromet

Pablo Picasso's little-known side-gig as an...

Pablo Picasso's little-known side-gig as an aircraft designer is seldom spoken of these days.
Forum: Military Aviation
2nd Apr 2024, 22:36
Replies: 4,356
Views: 223,880
Posted By Hydromet

It's always best to rehearse aerobatic manoeuvres...

It's always best to rehearse aerobatic manoeuvres on the ground first.
Forum: Military Aviation
20th Mar 2024, 10:04
Replies: 4,356
Views: 223,880
Posted By Hydromet

Check your pockets, General.

Check your pockets, General.
Forum: Military Aviation
16th Mar 2024, 07:28
Replies: 144
Views: 40,814
Posted By Hydromet

During a flight from UK-USA I was sat next to a...

During a flight from UK-USA I was sat next to a young RAF Cadet who'd just left school. I've also hired a couple of young blokes at times, who were in the Army Reserve. I'm convinced that this...
Forum: Military Aviation
13th Mar 2024, 01:23
Replies: 4,356
Views: 223,880
Posted By Hydromet

Pingu celebrates his promotion to bird Colonel.

Pingu celebrates his promotion to bird Colonel.
Forum: Military Aviation
1st Mar 2024, 23:55
Replies: 4,356
Views: 223,880
Posted By Hydromet

How the RN got around the problem - HMS The...

How the RN got around the problem - HMS The Problem.
Forum: Military Aviation
29th Feb 2024, 04:37
Replies: 4,356
Views: 223,880
Posted By Hydromet

"The CO wants to know how old these pups are." ...

"The CO wants to know how old these pups are."

"Simple. lift up their tails and look at their dates."
Forum: Military Aviation
24th Feb 2024, 06:43
Replies: 4,356
Views: 223,880
Posted By Hydromet

We're having a short arm parade, because we're...

We're having a short arm parade, because we're short of arms.
Forum: Military Aviation
23rd Feb 2024, 21:15
Replies: 4,356
Views: 223,880
Posted By Hydromet

Honorable mentions to Nutty, for "Messersh*tt...

Honorable mentions to Nutty, for "Messersh*tt oneself again sir?" and Dan Gerous for "Sir, I'm not bothered about your cross dressing, but you really need to learn how to unhook your bra yourself."....
Forum: Military Aviation
23rd Feb 2024, 06:34
Replies: 4,356
Views: 223,880
Posted By Hydromet

Judging in about 12 hours, so you can have a...

Judging in about 12 hours, so you can have a fresh one for the weekend.
Forum: Military Aviation
22nd Feb 2024, 01:24
Replies: 94
Views: 14,254
Posted By Hydromet

Date of Hamas attack - I suspect that's the...

Date of Hamas attack - I suspect that's the reason.
Forum: Military Aviation
22nd Feb 2024, 00:34
Replies: 94
Views: 14,254
Posted By Hydromet

Low single number plates go for ridiculous money...

Low single number plates go for ridiculous money here - "2" changed hands (with the ar that it was on, the only way you could sell them then) for several million. The father of a fellow woodwork...
Forum: Military Aviation
21st Feb 2024, 20:18
Replies: 4,356
Views: 223,880
Posted By Hydromet

OK ladies & gents, have a go at this one. ...

OK ladies & gents, have a go at this one.
https://cimg2.ibsrv.net/gimg/pprune.org-vbulletin/900x543/screenshot_2024_02_22_at_8_15_04_am_a9461390ca8a2aec5b3167c2fcfc2385b52706f0.png
Forum: Military Aviation
21st Feb 2024, 20:03
Replies: 4,356
Views: 223,880
Posted By Hydromet

Thank you, fly-by-wife. Will see if I can find a...

Thank you, fly-by-wife. Will see if I can find a worthy photo.
Forum: Military Aviation
20th Feb 2024, 00:30
Replies: 4,356
Views: 223,880
Posted By Hydromet

Rumour is that Doris was screwing one of the big...

Rumour is that Doris was screwing one of the big wheels.
Forum: Military Aviation
18th Feb 2024, 20:45
Replies: 4,356
Views: 223,880
Posted By Hydromet

Doris, remember what I told you! Use the right...

Doris, remember what I told you! Use the right tool for the job. Now, go and get a shifter.
Forum: Military Aviation
13th Feb 2024, 00:34
Replies: 46
Views: 6,097
Posted By Hydromet

As a young officer cadet, the toughest WO II on...

As a young officer cadet, the toughest WO II on the DS had hand tattoos, end there were some tough ones there, including one who later earned a VC. I'd rather have him beside, in front of or behind...
Forum: Military Aviation
12th Feb 2024, 20:20
Replies: 4,356
Views: 223,880
Posted By Hydromet

They always thought there was a 'touch of velvet'...

They always thought there was a 'touch of velvet' about the CO, but when he said he fancied a daisy chain, there was a deliberate misunderstanding.
Forum: Military Aviation
12th Feb 2024, 09:51
Replies: 4,356
Views: 223,880
Posted By Hydromet

"Nice tattoo, young man, but couldn't you wait...

"Nice tattoo, young man, but couldn't you wait until you could grow a real moustache?"
Forum: Military Aviation
4th Feb 2024, 20:08
Replies: 4,356
Views: 223,880
Posted By Hydromet

The camp-followers were so ugly that they could...

The camp-followers were so ugly that they could only ply their trade with bags over their heads, and even then, only at gunpoint.
Forum: Military Aviation
29th Jan 2024, 08:24
Replies: 4,356
Views: 223,880
Posted By Hydromet

"I don't know why the RSM has us doing an emu...

"I don't know why the RSM has us doing an emu bob, any fule know there are no emus in Afghanistan.".
Forum: Military Aviation
27th Jan 2024, 05:31
Replies: 4,356
Views: 223,880
Posted By Hydromet

From the committee that brought you the camel,...

From the committee that brought you the camel, when the specification was for a horse...
Forum: Military Aviation
26th Jan 2024, 20:32
Replies: 4,356
Views: 223,880
Posted By Hydromet

This is where Colonel Sanders got his idea for...

This is where Colonel Sanders got his idea for the Donald Trump pack - all right wings and a**holes.
Forum: Military Aviation
26th Jan 2024, 09:04
Replies: 4,356
Views: 223,880
Posted By Hydromet

Judgement day is upon us. Honourable mentions...

Judgement day is upon us.
Honourable mentions to Treadigraph for
"You are very good at that Cynthia...

Yes, I've been practicing at home with my husband.

Is he a Conscientious Objector?
...
Forum: Military Aviation
25th Jan 2024, 19:26
Replies: 4,356
Views: 223,880
Posted By Hydromet

Keep them coming. Judging in about 12 hours time.

Keep them coming. Judging in about 12 hours time.
Forum: Military Aviation
23rd Jan 2024, 20:47
Replies: 4,356
Views: 223,880
Posted By Hydromet

Thanks Nutty, Have a go at this one, folks. ...

Thanks Nutty,
Have a go at this one, folks.
https://cimg7.ibsrv.net/gimg/pprune.org-vbulletin/1306x934/screenshot_2024_01_24_at_8_44_49_am_0e8a985a97ad72a1660f5e1f331b6b05ed3bb5a1.png
Forum: Military Aviation
20th Jan 2024, 09:31
Replies: 4,356
Views: 223,880
Posted By Hydromet

"If you want something red, hot and throbbing...

"If you want something red, hot and throbbing between your legs, you can come for a ride on my Matchless."
Forum: Military Aviation
18th Jan 2024, 00:16
Replies: 4,356
Views: 223,880
Posted By Hydromet

You seem to have a flare for this sort of thing,...

You seem to have a flare for this sort of thing, von Bloggs.
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