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Forum: Tech Log
19th Aug 2015, 19:10
Replies: 21
Views: 12,464
Posted By HOMER SIMPSONS LOVECHILD

FCeng84 Thank you sir ( madam ? ) for your...

FCeng84
Thank you sir ( madam ? ) for your interesting and informed post. A rare breath of fresh air.
I rarely post on pprune these days. Like most Professional pilots, I'm worn down by the fsm...
Forum: Australia, New Zealand & the Pacific
10th Mar 2014, 12:31
Replies: 132
Views: 27,595
Posted By HOMER SIMPSONS LOVECHILD

So you're downwind at 4000', gin clear day,...

So you're downwind at 4000', gin clear day, number 1 in no traffic and the runway is firmly in sight to both of you. A/P, A/T and F/D's off.
Can someone explain what all this furious knob twiddling...
Forum: Interviews, jobs & sponsorship
9th Dec 2013, 11:15
Replies: 35
Views: 14,409
Posted By HOMER SIMPSONS LOVECHILD

Woody, I wish you well and commend you for...

Woody, I wish you well and commend you for choosing not to join the race to the bottom.
However your post reads like a whiney text-speak tantrum from a spoilt brat. ( I'm sure you're not ,but that's...
Forum: The Caribbean and Latin America
22nd Nov 2013, 19:52
Replies: 62
Views: 24,179
Posted By HOMER SIMPSONS LOVECHILD

Just remind me how we are supposed to land these...

Just remind me how we are supposed to land these things . :ugh:
Forum: Questions
8th Nov 2013, 18:39
Replies: 16
Views: 5,914
Posted By HOMER SIMPSONS LOVECHILD

I'm more concerned by the fact that you seem to...

I'm more concerned by the fact that you seem to know exactly what fault you are going to get, at what phase of the flight and what you are expected to do!
What kind of training scenario is that?
Forum: Rumours & News
21st Oct 2013, 21:42
Replies: 68
Views: 29,401
Posted By HOMER SIMPSONS LOVECHILD

Wow , how many "avoiding action" instructions...

Wow , how many "avoiding action" instructions have you received? I've got around 12000 hours in busy airspace and I've never received one. If I ever do I hope to follow my company SOPs and...
Forum: Questions
20th Aug 2013, 14:37
Replies: 9
Views: 1,941
Posted By HOMER SIMPSONS LOVECHILD

Cavortingcheetah. 500 quid for a flight bag:eek: ...

Cavortingcheetah. 500 quid for a flight bag:eek:
I think you should change your moniker to "havinagiraffe"
Forum: Questions
18th Aug 2013, 20:45
Replies: 9
Views: 1,941
Posted By HOMER SIMPSONS LOVECHILD

There is a school of thought ( within the prison...

There is a school of thought ( within the prison community) that if you push from astern- it doesn't count . It's only dodgy if you are in front.
Don't buy it myself.
( btw- the op could maybe just...
Forum: Questions
18th Aug 2013, 18:48
Replies: 9
Views: 1,941
Posted By HOMER SIMPSONS LOVECHILD

One of the basic and fundamental laws of physics....

One of the basic and fundamental laws of physics.
It is not possible for a man to pull a small trolley case without "mincing"
Either embrace your feminine side and mince confidently or "man up" and...
Forum: Rumours & News
15th Jun 2013, 18:55
Replies: 73
Views: 32,757
Posted By HOMER SIMPSONS LOVECHILD

All roads around PIK closed for several hours....

All roads around PIK closed for several hours. Hundreds of plods in X5 beemers etc.
Utter lunacy.
Forum: Middle East
13th May 2013, 12:53
Replies: 59
Views: 9,225
Posted By HOMER SIMPSONS LOVECHILD

Well I'm with the Retarded one on this. Don't...

Well I'm with the Retarded one on this.
Don't these Atcos realise the work involved in reaching up to the glareshield and winding back the speed? Are they not aware of how exhausting it is pressing...
Forum: Rumours & News
28th Apr 2013, 21:35
Replies: 42
Views: 17,505
Posted By HOMER SIMPSONS LOVECHILD

No, hundreds of ships have foundered since the...

No, hundreds of ships have foundered since the Costa Concordia,including several passenger ships.
It's just that the deaths of lots of foreign brown poor people in far away countries is not really...
Forum: Rumours & News
28th Apr 2013, 20:47
Replies: 42
Views: 17,505
Posted By HOMER SIMPSONS LOVECHILD

And how about the P2F skipper on your holiday...

And how about the P2F skipper on your holiday flight. Is he OK with you too?
After all he'll be good enough for Lion O'leary Jet.:ugh:
Forum: Rumours & News
28th Apr 2013, 20:08
Replies: 42
Views: 17,505
Posted By HOMER SIMPSONS LOVECHILD

There are none so blind as cannot see. For...

There are none so blind as cannot see.
For those of you who reckon there is "nothing to see" here or that this issue is a mere administrative nicety, I suggest you look at the Merchant Navy( from...
Forum: Questions
28th Oct 2012, 09:49
Replies: 33
Views: 7,818
Posted By HOMER SIMPSONS LOVECHILD

There is of course a difference between the...

There is of course a difference between the visual references required to continue an approach beyond DA/DH ( which,without getting too specific ,is just about anything that confirms that the...
Forum: Spectators Balcony (Spotters Corner)
19th Oct 2012, 14:22
Replies: 8
Views: 2,720
Posted By HOMER SIMPSONS LOVECHILD

"Why didn't they return to Manchester?" Smoke...

"Why didn't they return to Manchester?"
Smoke in cockpit!
Didn't this use to be a professional pilot's forum.:ugh::ugh::ugh:
Forum: Questions
4th Sep 2012, 14:27
Replies: 7
Views: 4,825
Posted By HOMER SIMPSONS LOVECHILD

Captain usually gets first class grub and FO gets...

Captain usually gets first class grub and FO gets business.
Switching off engines and having to get down quickly check list.
Just when you thought it was safe to fly Kimchi Airlines. Classic!
Forum: Rumours & News
23rd Sep 2011, 11:27
Replies: 238
Views: 139,299
Posted By HOMER SIMPSONS LOVECHILD

This is what happens when pilots disconnect the...

This is what happens when pilots disconnect the automatics and are practicing those darned manual flying skills instead of staying glued to the magenta line and letting the aircraft autoland like the...
Forum: Safety, CRM, QA & Emergency Response Planning
20th Aug 2010, 12:11
Replies: 111
Views: 31,381
Posted By HOMER SIMPSONS LOVECHILD

If we are to banish distractions from the flight...

If we are to banish distractions from the flight deck there are much better places to start than this.
The vast bulk of my pre flight prep is now spent wrestling with various deficient and user...
Forum: Rumours & News
23rd Dec 2009, 20:22
Replies: 200
Views: 95,022
Posted By HOMER SIMPSONS LOVECHILD

For the benefit of "Alanmac" and anyone else who...

For the benefit of "Alanmac" and anyone else who found my remark about the FR crew standing around the bus stop looking like "Albanian refugees" arrogant.
As a lad I remember seeing the Pan Am...
Forum: Rumours & News
23rd Dec 2009, 14:08
Replies: 200
Views: 95,022
Posted By HOMER SIMPSONS LOVECHILD

Just drove past. Ac is about 45 degreees to rw...

Just drove past. Ac is about 45 degreees to rw with nose in the dirt and tail still just about encroaching onto threshold of RW13. Clearly in the process of clearing rw when physics took over....
Forum: Tech Log
12th May 2009, 19:58
Replies: 4
Views: 875
Posted By HOMER SIMPSONS LOVECHILD

I to do average 8.64 minutes.:ugh:

I to do average 8.64 minutes.:ugh:
Forum: Questions
30th Apr 2009, 18:34
Replies: 4
Views: 1,011
Posted By HOMER SIMPSONS LOVECHILD

Grammar police alert! Badge's what ????

Grammar police alert!
Badge's what ????
Forum: Tech Log
22nd Mar 2009, 10:32
Replies: 24
Views: 13,622
Posted By HOMER SIMPSONS LOVECHILD

Was told a long time ago by a senior engeneer...

Was told a long time ago by a senior engeneer that he would probably never have to replace a bulb if us pilots would stop switching the bloody things on and off.
Whadya think? Saving electricity or...
Forum: Questions
28th Feb 2009, 08:09
Replies: 4
Views: 1,628
Posted By HOMER SIMPSONS LOVECHILD

See that Piper Cub flying along the beach? See...

See that Piper Cub flying along the beach?
See that big banner it's towing with "Blogs Suncream"written on it?
That's aerial advertising that is!
Forum: Questions
29th Jan 2009, 18:15
Replies: 11
Views: 4,257
Posted By HOMER SIMPSONS LOVECHILD

Depends entirely whether it's a Boeing or an...

Depends entirely whether it's a Boeing or an Airbus. Also whether you are approved or modular . Oh and whether you are civilian or ex-mil!:E
Forum: Questions
28th Jan 2009, 18:42
Replies: 24
Views: 2,898
Posted By HOMER SIMPSONS LOVECHILD

The fuel nazis have had a recent purge on using...

The fuel nazis have had a recent purge on using this function in our mob.Smoother transition/engine cooling etc are based on pure urban legend and "Heard it from a friend" sources so they've got a...
Forum: Tech Log
4th Aug 2008, 20:31
Replies: 29
Views: 5,350
Posted By HOMER SIMPSONS LOVECHILD

This reminds me of the old "T word" joke (...

This reminds me of the old "T word" joke
( Q-how many Nigels does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer=100,1 to change the bulb, 99 to tell you how they changed the bulb on the Trident)

The...
Forum: Spectators Balcony (Spotters Corner)
2nd Aug 2008, 19:32
Replies: 39
Views: 16,405
Posted By HOMER SIMPSONS LOVECHILD

Well, as you sit in your Scarebus,fat dumb and...

Well, as you sit in your Scarebus,fat dumb and happy, thumb up bum,in 8/8ths severe clear-you better hope it doesn't all go Tango-Uniform and put you in the Cumulo Granite! Tea and bikies minus the...
Forum: Questions
5th Jan 2008, 09:22
Replies: 16
Views: 1,564
Posted By HOMER SIMPSONS LOVECHILD

Suggest you try airliners.net. Alternatively, ask...

Suggest you try airliners.net. Alternatively, ask a pilot at "your" outfit.:ugh:
Forum: ATC Issues
22nd Oct 2007, 17:34
Replies: 17
Views: 3,898
Posted By HOMER SIMPSONS LOVECHILD

As for the gs disappearing downwards while...

As for the gs disappearing downwards while waiting for a break in the rt to call loc established... See numerous threads on this subject.
Personally,bearing in mind they told you on first contact...
Forum: Tech Log
31st Aug 2007, 20:18
Replies: 76
Views: 70,693
Posted By HOMER SIMPSONS LOVECHILD

50' call-wake up and prepare to do something. ...

50' call-wake up and prepare to do something.
20' call-close eyes and do something.
Quality of resulting landing is entirely dependant on side off hair parting but is just as consistent as all the...
Forum: Tech Log
24th Jul 2007, 13:53
Replies: 13
Views: 2,458
Posted By HOMER SIMPSONS LOVECHILD

Embeded in the software but not explained in the...

Embeded in the software but not explained in the fcom regarding vnav mode.
At a frequency of 12.3 x 3(as a derivative of tas) the vnav function of the afcs shall command a random act of utter...
Forum: Tech Log
3rd Jul 2007, 13:35
Replies: 57
Views: 18,228
Posted By HOMER SIMPSONS LOVECHILD

Shock horror,stop the press! A new generation of...

Shock horror,stop the press! A new generation of first officers discovers that everybody is different.It was ever the burden on the fo to have a little book of captain's likes and dislikes.There are...
Forum: Terms and Endearment
2nd May 2007, 19:55
Replies: 849
Views: 539,396
Posted By HOMER SIMPSONS LOVECHILD

Sorry, but wtf exactly is a "Hog" and how does...

Sorry, but wtf exactly is a "Hog" and how does one "drive" one?(assuming we're not talking Harleys)
Does it involve banjos?
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