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Forum: Middle East
13th Nov 2008, 23:24
Replies: 181
Views: 27,790
Posted By Two Dogs....

Yeah but which group of assholes smells the...

Yeah but which group of assholes smells the worst? The rod of self-rightousness has been up there so long rot has set in. Read Bollocks Bush....
Forum: Middle East
12th Nov 2008, 22:25
Replies: 181
Views: 27,790
Posted By Two Dogs....

Stop whining and get back to work lazy swine, all...

Stop whining and get back to work lazy swine, all things Goat are about to change. CP and CPT A320 are about to be axed and I want either job. Watch out! No more nice dog neither. You're here to...
Forum: Middle East
22nd Oct 2008, 15:21
Replies: 19
Views: 3,598
Posted By Two Dogs....

Granted some line pilots are stupid. Let's turn...

Granted some line pilots are stupid. Let's turn to responsibility for this particular Goatie stuff-up. Do you think the A320 DCPT is ultimately accountable to QCAA on this one? The TRE and the...
Forum: Middle East
21st Oct 2008, 14:12
Replies: 10,198
Views: 6,688,111
Posted By Two Dogs....

Roster Vs Lifestyle? I just dont understand the...

Roster Vs Lifestyle? I just dont understand the question Ninja? At Goat Airways staff exist to work, nothing else matters :rolleyes:
Forum: Middle East
18th Oct 2008, 15:11
Replies: 187
Views: 35,329
Posted By Two Dogs....

STUPITY RULES? Yeah sort of true. More...

STUPITY RULES?

Yeah sort of true. More like Immaturity Rules. Goat Airways is a juvenile airline with a nuffy CEO. EY is so young and in spite of past turbulence seems to have a mature...
Forum: Middle East
15th Oct 2008, 00:01
Replies: 187
Views: 35,329
Posted By Two Dogs....

My Mrs passes her time more quickly by busting my...

My Mrs passes her time more quickly by busting my balls :ok:
Forum: Middle East
14th Oct 2008, 23:56
Replies: 10,198
Views: 6,688,111
Posted By Two Dogs....

Goat should be your last resort Rocco. If you...

Goat should be your last resort Rocco. If you dont get DEC, command for you will then take 6-8 years. But if you want a different wife then bring the wife you dont like to Doha :}
Forum: Middle East
12th Oct 2008, 09:26
Replies: 187
Views: 35,329
Posted By Two Dogs....

You may be banned Ho, but it could be worse, at...

You may be banned Ho, but it could be worse, at least you are not in that cell next to Heywood. All pilots are born stupid, what to but laugh :ok:
Forum: Middle East
7th Oct 2008, 10:23
Replies: 10,198
Views: 6,688,111
Posted By Two Dogs....

Qatari515 thats a bit irresponsible to tell...

Qatari515 thats a bit irresponsible to tell people to expect to save $5400pm :( The only way a married couple could do that is if they have two incomes, no kids, and live in accommodation that costs...
Forum: Middle East
22nd Sep 2008, 23:21
Replies: 39
Views: 6,616
Posted By Two Dogs....

Does anyone have any video footage for the...

Does anyone have any video footage for the americans of Qataris on jetskis harassing western women?

Or what about video footage of the accident at sea where locals rammed a Goat pilot's boat...
Forum: Middle East
22nd Sep 2008, 07:21
Replies: 39
Views: 6,616
Posted By Two Dogs....

Have you guys seen the mobile phone video of the...

Have you guys seen the mobile phone video of the Qatari speeding wildly through the crowded Sealine Beach public carpark and then rolling his machine three times?

Does anyone have any footage...
Forum: Middle East
21st Sep 2008, 07:21
Replies: 10,198
Views: 6,688,111
Posted By Two Dogs....

For someone without a Master you do seem rather...

For someone without a Master you do seem rather well practiced at "chase the ball", "find the stick" and "roll over"??? :p

Question: Why do so many people absolutely hate all things Qatari? ...
Forum: Middle East
20th Sep 2008, 08:27
Replies: 10,198
Views: 6,688,111
Posted By Two Dogs....

Lulu I don't think even 515 actually believes...

Lulu I don't think even 515 actually believes half the stuff he says here. He lay with his new master when he first arrived and ever since then has been trying to put a positive spin on the horrid...
Forum: Middle East
8th Sep 2008, 23:12
Replies: 13
Views: 3,586
Posted By Two Dogs....

That's so cool!!! What is your cunning plan Tail...

That's so cool!!! What is your cunning plan Tail Rota? Hijacking? Suicide bombing of the 9th floor? You're gonna let down all Goat Airways tires one night? We already have one psychopathic...
Forum: Middle East
6th Sep 2008, 15:01
Replies: 27
Views: 4,505
Posted By Two Dogs....

Work for wife

Hi EPR SET, my wife couldn't get, wouldn't do, any extra work, lazy tart. But my Philippina housemaid found extra work as a hooker no problem (only funny for a few moments :eek:)
Forum: Middle East
4th Sep 2008, 02:26
Replies: 47
Views: 7,492
Posted By Two Dogs....

You are destined for high office at Goat Airways...

You are destined for high office at Goat Airways Tintin :rolleyes:
Forum: Middle East
26th Aug 2008, 23:05
Replies: 93
Views: 24,195
Posted By Two Dogs....

Maybe we should take him some food? Smuggle in...

Maybe we should take him some food? Smuggle in some sly grog and porn too. Anyone know which lock-up the poor guy is in?? :(
Forum: Middle East
26th Aug 2008, 22:52
Replies: 47
Views: 7,492
Posted By Two Dogs....

Boy oh Boy 515, why do you think there are no...

Boy oh Boy 515, why do you think there are no trees in Doha? All cut down for letter paper....
Forum: Middle East
26th Aug 2008, 05:33
Replies: 15
Views: 2,343
Posted By Two Dogs....

Why do we end up with all the village idiots?? ...

Why do we end up with all the village idiots?? Recruitment need to develop a spelling test. Did you own a pencil when you were at school Mr Ho?
Forum: Middle East
26th Aug 2008, 00:57
Replies: 47
Views: 7,492
Posted By Two Dogs....

Have some self respect, in a real airline where...

Have some self respect, in a real airline where pilots are a respected team members, letters of this nature (+warning letters) are unnecessary. Stop the letters, show some respect, get due respect...
Forum: Middle East
25th Aug 2008, 09:27
Replies: 47
Views: 7,492
Posted By Two Dogs....

How full do ya want it? :suspect: Full as a fat...

How full do ya want it? :suspect: Full as a fat girls sock please!!! :O

5 useless things to a safe pilot:
1. Runway behind you
2. Sky above you
3. Air in the fuel tanks :O
4. Engineer...
Forum: Middle East
23rd Aug 2008, 23:50
Replies: 11
Views: 2,513
Posted By Two Dogs....

Historical horny facts: Goat Airways line...

Historical horny facts: Goat Airways line training can take a little as a month, or as in many past instances it may spin right out to 6 months or more. In the past, new recruits awaiting training...
Forum: Middle East
23rd Aug 2008, 07:49
Replies: 37
Views: 7,823
Posted By Two Dogs....

Who's rack did you run your fingers over Paddy? ...

Who's rack did you run your fingers over Paddy? :ok:
Forum: Middle East
23rd Aug 2008, 07:42
Replies: 16
Views: 2,611
Posted By Two Dogs....

Some Goat Airways FO's live in a dream world...

Some Goat Airways FO's live in a dream world Nikola. Some even try to grease their own career wheels by trying (and failing) to put a positive spin on the Poison Dwarfs evil rule. There are...
Forum: Middle East
21st Aug 2008, 09:19
Replies: 114
Views: 14,228
Posted By Two Dogs....

Don, they do leave, are leaving or have left. ...

Don, they do leave, are leaving or have left. Bitching on this forum is just helping other pilots with their research. If you think The Goat is a good deal then you should get out more. Cheers.......
Forum: Middle East
20th Aug 2008, 23:56
Replies: 2
Views: 617
Posted By Two Dogs....

I believe the Poison Dwarf wanted to construct a...

I believe the Poison Dwarf wanted to construct a rack a while back and had to shelve the project because he couldn't find an engineer in Doha to build it. Maybe you are his wet dream A340. Give the...
Forum: Middle East
20th Aug 2008, 23:51
Replies: 9
Views: 1,662
Posted By Two Dogs....

Who cares about new destinations or fleet mix? ...

Who cares about new destinations or fleet mix? People are leaving because of the boss, the rosters and the money :* Any changes on the horizon for the important issues A300Man?
Forum: Middle East
18th Aug 2008, 06:47
Replies: 37
Views: 5,385
Posted By Two Dogs....

Hey the airport Taj was a great place to watch...

Hey the airport Taj was a great place to watch the Tiger Airforce bomb the crap out of the airport. Sri Lankan AAA with a cold beer was always something to look forward to. I guess someday that war...
Forum: Middle East
18th Aug 2008, 05:57
Replies: 22
Views: 70,980
Posted By Two Dogs....

Excellent work guys :D:D:D:D:D Can anyone do a...

Excellent work guys :D:D:D:D:D Can anyone do a song for Goat Airways to a Leonard Cohen or Nick Cave tune ;)
Forum: Middle East
15th Aug 2008, 09:07
Replies: 93
Views: 24,195
Posted By Two Dogs....

These people are just assholes....

These people are just assholes....
Forum: Middle East
13th Aug 2008, 23:24
Replies: 37
Views: 5,385
Posted By Two Dogs....

Hey Pierre, multi-day trips may actually improve...

Hey Pierre, multi-day trips may actually improve quality of life for A320 crew if they get rid of all the pointless night duties around the Gulf. AUH, BAH, DXB and KWI all through the night duty for...
Forum: Middle East
7th Aug 2008, 21:54
Replies: 114
Views: 14,228
Posted By Two Dogs....

And later that evening at the White House: ...

And later that evening at the White House:

"Poison, Poison, where are you? Dinner's ready Poison"

Poison eventually swaggers into the house on stumpy legs with a big grin.

"Poison why are...
Forum: Middle East
5th Aug 2008, 02:51
Replies: 114
Views: 14,228
Posted By Two Dogs....

More importantly how many pilots have resigned...

More importantly how many pilots have resigned from Goat to work with Ethihad? Many I think?

How many have left Etihad for Goat? Zero I think?

Has a single pilot gone to Etihad and then...
Forum: Middle East
28th Jul 2008, 04:13
Replies: 10,198
Views: 6,688,111
Posted By Two Dogs....

89'er scabs are a myth Lulu, just like the the...

89'er scabs are a myth Lulu, just like the the Jewish suicide bombers that took down the world trade center. Your fellow pilots have not been entirely truthfull to you. Regards, ;)
Forum: Middle East
25th Jul 2008, 22:22
Replies: 10,198
Views: 6,688,111
Posted By Two Dogs....

I nominate Pierre as our Leader!! He has the...

I nominate Pierre as our Leader!! He has the loudest bark.
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