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Forum: Military Aviation
21st Apr 2024, 23:31
Replies: 4,476
Views: 229,484
Posted By cynicalint

Are you really sure the MAW is not working and I...

Are you really sure the MAW is not working and I have to keep watch?
Forum: Military Aviation
21st Apr 2024, 23:28
Replies: 4,476
Views: 229,484
Posted By cynicalint

OK! Ok! I'm not really a woman!

OK! Ok! I'm not really a woman!
Forum: Military Aviation
21st Apr 2024, 23:27
Replies: 4,476
Views: 229,484
Posted By cynicalint

Well, this is easier than giving evidence in the...

Well, this is easier than giving evidence in the Covid Enquiry!
Forum: Military Aviation
21st Apr 2024, 23:24
Replies: 4,476
Views: 229,484
Posted By cynicalint

Please! Just land and I'll support the...

Please! Just land and I'll support the Pro-Palestine marches!
Forum: Military Aviation
21st Apr 2024, 23:22
Replies: 4,476
Views: 229,484
Posted By cynicalint

The 'Just stop Flying' movement took on a...

The 'Just stop Flying' movement took on a dangerous aspect!
Forum: Military Aviation
21st Apr 2024, 23:22
Replies: 4,476
Views: 229,484
Posted By cynicalint

You WILL stop flying until you reduce your carbon...

You WILL stop flying until you reduce your carbon footprint
Forum: Military Aviation
19th Apr 2024, 22:52
Replies: 4,476
Views: 229,484
Posted By cynicalint

Trumps robotic control aerial on his head was far...

Trumps robotic control aerial on his head was far too visible on this occasion...
Forum: Military Aviation
18th Apr 2024, 15:50
Replies: 4,476
Views: 229,484
Posted By cynicalint

When Trump fitted his own personal shower on his...

When Trump fitted his own personal shower on his head, he'd forgotten to include a removal system for events like this.
Forum: Military Aviation
17th Apr 2024, 15:08
Replies: 4,476
Views: 229,484
Posted By cynicalint

Trump assumed these were the original British...

Trump assumed these were the original British soldiers who burnt down the first White House...
Forum: Military Aviation
17th Apr 2024, 11:00
Replies: 4,476
Views: 229,484
Posted By cynicalint

The moment Trump realised the Army needed...

The moment Trump realised the Army needed updating...
Forum: Military Aviation
16th Apr 2024, 16:54
Replies: 4,476
Views: 229,484
Posted By cynicalint

Let's run the Col. up the flagpole and see who...

Let's run the Col. up the flagpole and see who salutes him...
Forum: Military Aviation
14th Apr 2024, 23:23
Replies: 4,476
Views: 229,484
Posted By cynicalint

Please, do stop pulling down on my erection,...

Please, do stop pulling down on my erection, there's a good chap!
Forum: Military Aviation
13th Apr 2024, 19:43
Replies: 4,476
Views: 229,484
Posted By cynicalint

After turning a six inch gun into a 6 foot gun,...

After turning a six inch gun into a 6 foot gun, our next trick is to turn a six-inch mortar into two three-inch mortars.
Forum: Military Aviation
13th Apr 2024, 19:35
Replies: 4,476
Views: 229,484
Posted By cynicalint

Did you say "The Upper Flange Gasket is attached...

Did you say "The Upper Flange Gasket is attached at the top, perpendicular to the wheels. The downward thrunge piston crossbar is located 5 feet up from the firing pin at 30 Deg. The artillery...
Forum: Military Aviation
13th Apr 2024, 19:26
Replies: 4,476
Views: 229,484
Posted By cynicalint

Nope! The end of the gun barrel is still blocked...

Nope! The end of the gun barrel is still blocked by the sands of the Nile!
Forum: Military Aviation
11th Apr 2024, 22:11
Replies: 4,476
Views: 229,484
Posted By cynicalint

Oh, no! I'm going to have to buy that...

Oh, no! I'm going to have to buy that supercilious, self-satisfied and arrogant so-and-so a pint after ridiculing him that his contraption would be never fly!
Forum: Military Aviation
10th Apr 2024, 16:36
Replies: 4,476
Views: 229,484
Posted By cynicalint

It's called the Tuit. Because its the only way t...

It's called the Tuit. Because its the only way t get a pilot to do naff jobs, ie once he gets a round Tuit, he will do it!
Forum: Military Aviation
7th Apr 2024, 16:23
Replies: 4,476
Views: 229,484
Posted By cynicalint

Testing the craft to see if it has the legs for a...

Testing the craft to see if it has the legs for a cross-Atlantic flight....
Forum: Military Aviation
5th Apr 2024, 19:19
Replies: 224
Views: 45,183
Posted By cynicalint

I wouldn't know, the chauffeur always fills up...

I wouldn't know, the chauffeur always fills up for me.....
Forum: Military Aviation
5th Apr 2024, 19:17
Replies: 224
Views: 45,183
Posted By cynicalint

Yep, where I am, the local Esso (£1.51) is the...

Yep, where I am, the local Esso (£1.51) is the cheapest by 1ppl compared with Asda (£1.52) and Tesco (£1.52). yet another Esso garage on the main road is £1.56!. Worth carrying the card as it is...
Forum: Military Aviation
3rd Apr 2024, 22:18
Replies: 4,476
Views: 229,484
Posted By cynicalint

By the time my baby grows out of this pram, this...

By the time my baby grows out of this pram, this is what his aircraft will look like!
Forum: Military Aviation
3rd Apr 2024, 21:39
Replies: 69
Views: 6,312
Posted By cynicalint

Centurion enters a tavernum and asks for a...

Centurion enters a tavernum and asks for a martinus. The keeper says "do you mean Martini?" Centurion says - "Listen Palus, If I wanted a double, I'd have asked for one!"

(Massive thread drift -...
Forum: Military Aviation
3rd Apr 2024, 17:03
Replies: 4,476
Views: 229,484
Posted By cynicalint

Well, it Self-Identifies as an aircraft!

Well, it Self-Identifies as an aircraft!
Forum: Military Aviation
3rd Apr 2024, 16:59
Replies: 69
Views: 6,312
Posted By cynicalint

Misspelled Fish Langley! Should be GHOTI! ...

Misspelled Fish Langley!
Should be GHOTI!
rouGH
wOmen
acTIon.
Forum: Military Aviation
31st Mar 2024, 23:54
Replies: 4,476
Views: 229,484
Posted By cynicalint

Capt Clutz won the Sqn trophy of a case of...

Capt Clutz won the Sqn trophy of a case of champagne for being the first to not recognise the trans....
Forum: Military Aviation
29th Mar 2024, 21:11
Replies: 4,476
Views: 229,484
Posted By cynicalint

Do you think there is enough left in the Defence...

Do you think there is enough left in the Defence Budget to repair or replace?
Forum: Military Aviation
29th Mar 2024, 00:58
Replies: 224
Views: 45,183
Posted By cynicalint

Not that I've seen....

Not that I've seen....
Forum: Military Aviation
28th Mar 2024, 22:15
Replies: 224
Views: 45,183
Posted By cynicalint

Talk Shy tall knight, the Blue Light card also...

Talk Shy tall knight, the Blue Light card also gives you a free Esso Fuel card, normally £43 per year. It gives 3 p off a litre of unleaded, 4 p off a litre of diesel, 5p off a litre of unleaded...
Forum: Military Aviation
17th Mar 2024, 22:27
Replies: 4,476
Views: 229,484
Posted By cynicalint

I rolled that loose bit of cotton into a ball,...

I rolled that loose bit of cotton into a ball, and it seems it comes from that man's white coveralls!
Forum: Military Aviation
16th Mar 2024, 15:12
Replies: 4,476
Views: 229,484
Posted By cynicalint

Hostie flutters her eyelashes at a passing pilot...

Hostie flutters her eyelashes at a passing pilot to get him to help her put on the emergency replacement wheel.....
Forum: Military Aviation
13th Mar 2024, 22:17
Replies: 4,476
Views: 229,484
Posted By cynicalint

Wiggy made the mistake of handing over to the...

Wiggy made the mistake of handing over to the next Chief of the Aquarium Staff instead of.....
Forum: Military Aviation
12th Mar 2024, 22:14
Replies: 4,476
Views: 229,484
Posted By cynicalint

RAF Regiment Officer recognizes the next higher...

RAF Regiment Officer recognizes the next higher level up on the RAF pecking order...
Forum: Military Aviation
11th Mar 2024, 16:59
Replies: 4,476
Views: 229,484
Posted By cynicalint

What Kung Fu that knife into my back?

What Kung Fu that knife into my back?
Forum: Military Aviation
9th Mar 2024, 22:15
Replies: 4,476
Views: 229,484
Posted By cynicalint

Hoskins, I'm not sure this Pogo Stick Landing...

Hoskins, I'm not sure this Pogo Stick Landing Gear is going to work properly!
Forum: Military Aviation
9th Mar 2024, 13:42
Replies: 89
Views: 25,751
Posted By cynicalint

Secrets and Public Funds. A Screw up on either...

Secrets and Public Funds. A Screw up on either and you soon find you have no friends! 'Twas ever thus....
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