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Forum: Fragrant Harbour
14th Jul 2005, 15:49
Replies: 48
Views: 21,209
Posted By Kapt. Ive

Hey Mate - do you recall any of the names of the...

Hey Mate - do you recall any of the names of the blokes that interviewed you? I'm just wondering how many of those KA "Out of Office" emails are due to Oasis...? :}
Forum: African Aviation
14th Jul 2005, 15:46
Replies: 11
Views: 1,580
Posted By Kapt. Ive

Takes one back to being a kid at school doesn't...

Takes one back to being a kid at school doesn't it..? Cardinal Puff (or is that Poef?), I hope you're running around your house taking all the mirrors down mate !? :yuk:
Forum: Terms and Endearment
13th Jul 2005, 17:18
Replies: 48
Views: 19,872
Posted By Kapt. Ive

Now that my sides have stopped aching and I'm...

Now that my sides have stopped aching and I'm able to stop laughing just long enough to comment here again:
The wheel has turned full circle, I rest my case! Enjoy the good rogering guys (as you...
Forum: African Aviation
13th Jul 2005, 14:09
Replies: 17
Views: 1,590
Posted By Kapt. Ive

Board of Enquiry Result

1. White officer pushes 4 non-swimmers into river.
2. Helicopter hovers low above non-swimmers to aid in forcing them under water.
3. 3 non-swimmers sink to bottom drowning soon thereafter.
4. 1...
Forum: Airlines, Airports & Routes
13th Jul 2005, 14:01
Replies: 24
Views: 3,309
Posted By Kapt. Ive

Why is this thread still here? I thought that the...

Why is this thread still here? I thought that the theme was Rumours and News, not Pathetic Questions by Racist Morons...?
Forum: Terms and Endearment
13th Jul 2005, 09:56
Replies: 48
Views: 19,872
Posted By Kapt. Ive

Post Fair Cop

Dear SAAB Pilots -

Once upon a time, not so long ago, when your company was being disolved and incorporated into the new SWISS, (So What It's Still Swissair) your management embarked upon a...
Forum: Terms and Endearment
12th Jul 2005, 10:31
Replies: 48
Views: 19,872
Posted By Kapt. Ive

What can only be described as a typically SWISS...

What can only be described as a typically SWISS knee-jerk reaction. There's a lot of dirt underneath the surface of that airline, and indeed, that country! :ugh:
Forum: Passengers & SLF (Self Loading Freight)
3rd Jul 2005, 16:47
Replies: 37
Views: 5,397
Posted By Kapt. Ive

apaddyinuk

Is that because they're Italian, or is it because they're students..? :}
Forum: Fragrant Harbour
3rd Jul 2005, 12:16
Replies: 20
Views: 7,963
Posted By Kapt. Ive

...and now we're hearing that TCW has been...

...and now we're hearing that TCW has been personally calling Boeing captains to give them a tongue-lashing...? C'mon guys, tell your Airbus buddies all about it?! :}
Forum: Fragrant Harbour
30th Jun 2005, 08:00
Replies: 5
Views: 2,064
Posted By Kapt. Ive

Just months to go.... Don't let the door hit...

Just months to go....

Don't let the door hit you on the ass on your way out! :}
Forum: Fragrant Harbour
26th Jun 2005, 14:53
Replies: 17
Views: 5,533
Posted By Kapt. Ive

Devil rhdriver

You;ll learn sometime: we're only allowed to complain about the locals in the pub when we're p!55ed and thinking clearly. Not here in an open forum where it's embarrassing for everyone to find out...
Forum: Fragrant Harbour
24th Jun 2005, 20:18
Replies: 24
Views: 6,124
Posted By Kapt. Ive

Devil Can't see what she's still doing in the company...

Can't see what she's still doing in the company anyway? Probably still trying hard to write one off ? Matter of fact; I can't see why any of you freighter-trash put up with the KA Cargo sh!tty...
Forum: African Aviation
24th Jun 2005, 18:20
Replies: 12
Views: 897
Posted By Kapt. Ive

Confession: In 1995, I fired up my mobile on the...

Confession: In 1995, I fired up my mobile on the flight deck one morning. Simultaneously, the FMS popped some of it's circuitry. Two hour delay !!! A few days later, thinking that it was a mere...
Forum: Tech Log
23rd Jun 2005, 07:37
Replies: 26
Views: 5,697
Posted By Kapt. Ive

Devil O'Leary: "Sell your car!"

The Guardian are reporting that Mr O'Leary is once again making ground-breaking statements:

QUOTE: The thorny issue of climate change has left most airlines bending over backwards to sound green....
Forum: Rumours & News
7th Jun 2005, 09:38
Replies: 12
Views: 5,553
Posted By Kapt. Ive

Devil Dirgruntled-Glorified-Waiter

What's this? Another disgruntled-glorified-waiter posting? :yuk:
Forum: South Asia and Far East Wannabes
5th Jun 2005, 06:45
Replies: 4
Views: 1,346
Posted By Kapt. Ive

Good luck guys! It's all just a hoop-jumping...

Good luck guys! It's all just a hoop-jumping excercise. :ok:
Forum: African Aviation
4th Jun 2005, 17:57
Replies: 11
Views: 1,169
Posted By Kapt. Ive

Devil On a point of grammar

QUOTE: "Has OLOG shot themselves in the foot on wages now?"

1. Have OLOG shot themselves in the feet regarding wages?

or

2. Has OLOG shot it/him/herself in the foot regarding wages?

The...
Forum: The Pacific: General Aviation & Questions
4th Jun 2005, 17:35
Replies: 25
Views: 2,222
Posted By Kapt. Ive

Devil a firm grasp of the non-essentials

I heard from some (South African) friends of mine over at EK the other day that Emirates pilots talk about us Aussies as having "a firm grasp of the non-essentials." I agree with them entirely !!!
Forum: Terms and Endearment
2nd Jun 2005, 20:34
Replies: 38
Views: 8,147
Posted By Kapt. Ive

Good on ya mate! It's more than our (Dragonair)...

Good on ya mate! It's more than our (Dragonair) blokes on the freighter fleet got!!!
Forum: Fragrant Harbour
2nd Jun 2005, 20:31
Replies: 11
Views: 2,337
Posted By Kapt. Ive

No, we don't do that. At least, not officially....

No, we don't do that. At least, not officially. We sure as hell do have some beauties though. We've got blokes making a living out of changing the SOP's.
Forum: Fragrant Harbour
2nd Jun 2005, 20:28
Replies: 20
Views: 7,963
Posted By Kapt. Ive

Mine's lying in the bottom of The Harbour amongst...

Mine's lying in the bottom of The Harbour amongst the shark-sh!t; where it belongs.

As for the freighter 2%: I'm guessing that'll be just about enough to cover your losses once the Mayor of Wan...
Forum: Australia, New Zealand & the Pacific
2nd Jun 2005, 13:10
Replies: 15
Views: 6,519
Posted By Kapt. Ive

Good to see my countrymen flying the flag of...

Good to see my countrymen flying the flag of despicability as usual.
Forum: African Aviation
2nd Jun 2005, 13:06
Replies: 8
Views: 987
Posted By Kapt. Ive

Paid regular visits to RSA in the eighties (when...

Paid regular visits to RSA in the eighties (when it was still safe to go there) and loved the place; especially the flying !!! :ok:
Forum: Fragrant Harbour
2nd Jun 2005, 13:00
Replies: 24
Views: 6,124
Posted By Kapt. Ive

Devil Take it. It's a flying job, and you're being...

Take it. It's a flying job, and you're being offered it, so unless you're financially independant or flying for someone better (who that could be, I wouldn't know) you might as well take it.
...
Forum: African Aviation
2nd Jun 2005, 12:00
Replies: 29
Views: 3,289
Posted By Kapt. Ive

I simply don't understand how people can still be...

I simply don't understand how people can still be talking about "things getting better" in South Africa ??? :confused:
Forum: African Aviation
2nd Jun 2005, 11:54
Replies: 8
Views: 987
Posted By Kapt. Ive

ZS-KRE

Is ZS-KRE still around? Good lord. It was all shiny and new when I last flew it !!! :cool:
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