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Forum: Middle East
1st Oct 2005, 10:43
Replies: 203
Views: 34,442
Posted By mascarpone

Hey Mascaprone Quod, you just love insults...

Hey Mascaprone

Quod, you just love insults can't have enough can you?

Think everyone is daft like you not to see the handle?

You hate lebos cause they are too good for you!

Lucky for you...
Forum: Middle East
1st Oct 2005, 10:35
Replies: 20
Views: 3,750
Posted By mascarpone

Sorry Lady M. Think someone is trying to...

Sorry Lady M.

Think someone is trying to hijack my name sake.

Must be so disturbing that someone gives them their 2cenzworth

Mascaprone, no need for a rocket scientist, a peasant like you...
Forum: Middle East
1st Oct 2005, 08:36
Replies: 20
Views: 3,750
Posted By mascarpone

We'll see if they want to make it go that way,...

We'll see if they want to make it go that way, all it is is a question someone needs to answer, not to be bombarded with arrogance and insults evertime one asks one.

Cheers.
Forum: Middle East
1st Oct 2005, 07:11
Replies: 203
Views: 34,442
Posted By mascarpone

I'll do you guys a huge favour and bid everyone...

I'll do you guys a huge favour and bid everyone farewell on this thread.

My point was made.


Thanks everyone for allowing me to prove my point.

:ok:

Bye!
Forum: Middle East
1st Oct 2005, 07:08
Replies: 20
Views: 3,750
Posted By mascarpone

Good you had one, I was thinking you needed one,...

Good you had one, I was thinking you needed one, cna't imagine what you must be like just before you take it.

Thought I'd share that with Mr. Dump (Another Cocky little man from the F/D)

Just a...
Forum: Middle East
30th Sep 2005, 18:47
Replies: 20
Views: 3,750
Posted By mascarpone

Hey mach log did you call? Do you want some...

Hey mach log did you call?

Do you want some hot towels to count the hairs up your deck mate's arse?

She was just stating something, perhpas if you guys were not so up it she wouldn't ask so...
Forum: Middle East
30th Sep 2005, 17:54
Replies: 203
Views: 34,442
Posted By mascarpone

Desert whine Are you a samaritan?...

Desert whine



Are you a samaritan? Thank you for your concern though I am touched! So much so I need to take a quick Cr@p! better now!


Oh! Hamlet Hamlet! Where art thou!

I play with...
Forum: Middle East
30th Sep 2005, 17:43
Replies: 203
Views: 34,442
Posted By mascarpone

I can't wait! It's beyond me this humour is...

I can't wait!

It's beyond me this humour is just taking the best of me!

Say desert whine!

You busy?

Do you need more towels?
Forum: Middle East
30th Sep 2005, 17:41
Replies: 203
Views: 34,442
Posted By mascarpone

Well i do have a real job, difference being I do...

Well i do have a real job, difference being I do work with women because in today's world most men work with women unlike a particular profession which has yet to open up to them.

So when you are...
Forum: Middle East
30th Sep 2005, 17:23
Replies: 203
Views: 34,442
Posted By mascarpone

Take your pay and your dumb blondes with you...

Take your pay and your dumb blondes with you mate, we've done blondes, done any middle eastern girls? I doubt it she would spit you out before you even think of it!

Your lot are not considered men...
Forum: Middle East
30th Sep 2005, 17:08
Replies: 203
Views: 34,442
Posted By mascarpone

Gring, Gring, Gring! Hello this is EK...

Gring, Gring, Gring!

Hello this is EK clinic, time to take your cipralex Desert whine.

Ashamed of being a trolley dolley?

Oh! Bashfull you! bet you can't even make yourself a cup of coffee...
Forum: Middle East
30th Sep 2005, 15:25
Replies: 203
Views: 34,442
Posted By mascarpone

Ding ding great posts thanks for the input. ...

Ding ding great posts thanks for the input.

Desert whine; get some cipralex.

Squid boy; get a hat with holes in it, for anyone who thinks like you must be a cepahlopodian!:E

Ree; oh yes...
Forum: Middle East
30th Sep 2005, 15:12
Replies: 203
Views: 34,442
Posted By mascarpone

Nai oblaspop! Behave moro behave :}

Nai oblaspop!

Behave moro behave
:}
Forum: Middle East
30th Sep 2005, 14:58
Replies: 203
Views: 34,442
Posted By mascarpone

Ding Ding Well good you see as well that we...

Ding Ding

Well good you see as well that we have opinions and that we can debate and discuss them, we are all grown up and I understand that some F/D have a difficult time.

We carry their...
Forum: Middle East
30th Sep 2005, 14:44
Replies: 203
Views: 34,442
Posted By mascarpone

mach log Yes by keeping you responding to...

mach log

Yes by keeping you responding to my threads it certainnly is!

Village idiot!

Have you seen the Village dog?

:E
Perfect example of people who can't handle the truth!
Forum: Middle East
30th Sep 2005, 14:34
Replies: 203
Views: 34,442
Posted By mascarpone

Oblaspop Get sense mate youa re a cra.p...

Oblaspop

Get sense mate youa re a cra.p stirrer and your buck stops here!

Go see if I am at ops!
Forum: Middle East
30th Sep 2005, 14:25
Replies: 203
Views: 34,442
Posted By mascarpone

dinding You are on the mark, funny though...

dinding


You are on the mark, funny though how a thread con be misinterpreted and how some shoot of the hip.

I would expect the courtesy and consideration to the concern raised over the recent...
Forum: Middle East
30th Sep 2005, 13:19
Replies: 203
Views: 34,442
Posted By mascarpone

Gee wiz can you enable your pm service pls ...

Gee wiz can you enable your pm service pls

To the others, dry as a bone!

The truth hurts.......

Whether I am mid eastern or not is not the issue, I would like to see you master the idioms of...
Forum: Middle East
30th Sep 2005, 12:05
Replies: 203
Views: 34,442
Posted By mascarpone

Hey Mr. Camelot "Son"; Will you please hold...

Hey Mr. Camelot "Son";

Will you please hold my hand I am shaking!!!!! Brrrr! you scare me with your tone! I feel so threatened!

Been there done that on shk Z road even got the Tea Shirt (blop)...
Forum: Middle East
30th Sep 2005, 08:36
Replies: 203
Views: 34,442
Posted By mascarpone

EK according to Quod Boy

Captain Quod Boy awaiting his pick up in the Springs (AKA Guantanamo) Should be arriving in 5.


http://www.humorbug.com/fpics/f_humorbug_ad27c03563.jpg

Oh Captain yes, yes, show us how much...
Forum: Middle East
30th Sep 2005, 08:05
Replies: 203
Views: 34,442
Posted By mascarpone

For one thank you Marcellus for giving us your...

For one thank you Marcellus for giving us your worthy note on CRM, at least one who is pragmatic and efficient in analysing these threads.

And rightly said that it does not take much to wind up EK...
Forum: Middle East
29th Sep 2005, 15:34
Replies: 203
Views: 34,442
Posted By mascarpone

I am there already mate, modern technology does...

I am there already mate, modern technology does wonders I can follow the threads form my little PDA and reply, maybe you should get yourself one of these, they are quite handy, if you know how to use...
Forum: Middle East
29th Sep 2005, 15:27
Replies: 203
Views: 34,442
Posted By mascarpone

Can I have head! on my beer please! ...

Can I have head!


on my beer please!

What were you saying red dwarf?

Ah! I hear you better now, you are the new EK mascot for F/D, good on you it was about time ID was replaced!
Forum: Middle East
29th Sep 2005, 15:19
Replies: 203
Views: 34,442
Posted By mascarpone

Didn't think Irony came into play in an aluminium...

Didn't think Irony came into play in an aluminium tube, but you do have a point!

However, anything with a battery is considered dangerous!

And if you started answering this thread, it is only...
Forum: Middle East
29th Sep 2005, 15:18
Replies: 203
Views: 34,442
Posted By mascarpone

Yea! thanks for the advice I'll keep a look out...

Yea! thanks for the advice I'll keep a look out for both RSI's and FBI's too!

As long as I am on TCAS, and my ILS is calibrated, Don't see how I can miss the runway, but like they say:

You...
Forum: Middle East
29th Sep 2005, 15:10
Replies: 203
Views: 34,442
Posted By mascarpone

Hi red Dwarf; With hairy balls, I think...

Hi red Dwarf;

With hairy balls,

I think you pre-empted the question, I was not asking F/D to answer, let the CC come back on this one!

Then you get your chance to speak. Everyone their turn...
Forum: Middle East
29th Sep 2005, 15:00
Replies: 203
Views: 34,442
Posted By mascarpone

Cerberus

You surprise me with your knowledge of sexual practices, I thought most of you were bent like a 9bob note!

But not to worry as long as the red Dwarf has got big hairy balls, everything will be A...
Forum: Middle East
29th Sep 2005, 14:55
Replies: 203
Views: 34,442
Posted By mascarpone

The stinginess of EK Flight Deck!

Since we are on the subject let's speak of the stinginess of EK flight deck.

And so they want the crew to honour them with their presence?

Who pays the bill?

I would think that it can be...
Forum: Middle East
29th Sep 2005, 14:48
Replies: 203
Views: 34,442
Posted By mascarpone

Errr! Ok I have a deal for you Mr....

Errr!



Ok I have a deal for you Mr. Ree, you stop being Mr. Nice guy and we don't come into the flight deck or feed you, please ask your wify to pack lunch for a 7 day slip....Sure!

She...
Forum: Middle East
29th Sep 2005, 13:58
Replies: 203
Views: 34,442
Posted By mascarpone

Oh! Alphatrot, can i be your friend? Oh pelease!...

Oh! Alphatrot, can i be your friend? Oh pelease! You are so great and wonderful, I can't sleep at night you are sooooo Intelligent! Wow!

Can I come and stay with you in Guantanamo in your luxury...
Forum: Middle East
29th Sep 2005, 11:34
Replies: 203
Views: 34,442
Posted By mascarpone

Gentlemen; I would be interested in your...

Gentlemen;

I would be interested in your definition of CRM, or for that matter your definition of manners.

It is obvious from these posts that none of you have an idea of who or what I am,...
Forum: Middle East
28th Sep 2005, 17:05
Replies: 203
Views: 34,442
Posted By mascarpone

Hey Quad Boy, you cheese head! Want some...

Hey Quad Boy, you cheese head!


Want some cheese, what did you say? I can't hear you!

What?

You suck what?

Can't make out whether he is saying the fuel feed of his nissan or taking it...
Forum: Middle East
26th Sep 2005, 13:10
Replies: 203
Views: 34,442
Posted By mascarpone

SandIgger, I could only agree with you, as a...

SandIgger, I could only agree with you, as a matter of fact all new recruits are stupid, including the pilots they are getting these days, I think you are living proof of that!


Oh yes, and...
Forum: Middle East
26th Sep 2005, 10:11
Replies: 203
Views: 34,442
Posted By mascarpone

Perhaps this article on ITP might enlighten some...

Perhaps this article on ITP might enlighten some of you as to what is really happening, TD wants to bring in his colleagues from BA......


Emirates in top management cull
by Rhys Jones...
Forum: Middle East
25th Sep 2005, 20:00
Replies: 203
Views: 34,442
Posted By mascarpone

Oh ! Desert whine pitty you are no good for me...

Oh ! Desert whine pitty you are no good for me just another fore-akh-skin!

Your post is too long and I have no time!


Good night, and if you have a manual for the porsche keep it under your...
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