dear dear dear! stuck on the loo!
 

rather amusing?

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:) :) :) :)

'm not really amazed that the American woman was fat <img src="rolleyes.gif" border="0"> <img src="rolleyes.gif" border="0"> <img src="tongue.gif" border="0">

I betcha she's gonna sue SAS for $50bn

Another compensation for dumb a pax. She should have moved some of that fat to equalize the pressure. Or better yet, the skipper should have yanked on the controls hard enough to get her flubber oscillating to get her unstuck. This is too funny - had to be an American woman. :) :) :)

Yeah, or she could just have stood up before flushing!! <img src="eek.gif" border="0"> . .I don't find the risk of getting blue goo up my a*se so attractive that I’d sit and flush.

The world should have an insurance against Americans and their stupid liability claims!

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This happened a few years ago. The lady in question was visited by the captain who said he would see if there was a plumber on board. At the ladies request the captain gave her his hat to protect her modesty.

When the plumber investigated he told the cabin manager that he could release the lady......but he thought the captain was a goner.

Surely a good feed of beans and broccoli would have prompted some equalising pressure in the required area? :)

Did they declare a PAN ?

When they finally rescued her - she appeared a little flushed...

I would say she was at Flaps 40 for a long time after that!!

Laugh, I almost cried. Surey if you can get a rod between her legs, you be able to equalise the pressure. Unless of course she was on of those chunky americans, i see so often. In which case the fat usually completes the seal, very effectivley.

Ha ha ha . . <img src="wink.gif" border="0">

"I'm a lard arsed, fat to the extreme, stupid american women who f*cked up. Therefore I will sue the Airline accordingly, for an unspecified amount, to cover the enormous trauma I have endured ever since"

Who said that there should be a law to protect the human race from US claims ?

To save the poor lady's modesty during the time she was on the pan with hosties and others trying their best to free her,our honourable captain used his cap to cover her private parts............................................ .When the engineers came on board to free her they announced that she would be o.k.but they thought the captain was a gonner!!

Urban Myth Alert!!!