Nigel

Take your money and become a fund manager.. .Then you can screw up all you like, lose fifty percent of your investors pension funds etc, and still get your £2.5 million bonus, (plus enhanced pesion and share options) No contest, do it mate!

Des

See C. Fishwick remuneration and emoluments, Fund Manager split Cap funds, Aberdeen assett.

This has to be a windup!!!!

Nobody can be that dumb! <img src="smile.gif" border="0">

Mutt.

Nigel has also obviously not worked out how to use the shift key (quote "i was only asking.."etc)

Can I play PLEASE???? AWWWW. Go on...Go on.....

So passengers getting sucked down toilets gets padlocked, but we have to wade through this lot?. .What's the world coming to... <img src="mad.gif" border="0"> . .<a href="http://www.pprune.org/ubb/NonCGI/ultimatebb.php?ubb=get_topic&f=1&t=017896" target="_blank">At least this is funny</a>

Wind up or not this goes to Wannabes where it SHOULD have been all along..

I should wait a while if I were you but perhaps you would like to read a certain thread already on Wannabes asking when the industry will bounce back...

WWW

Woops. <img src="redface.gif" border="0"> Have lost some of my PPRuNe powers. DANNY! Can you come and move this please?

WWW

Not before I get my bit in. Why don't we all just pull our pants down and see who the biggest is and then we can all get back to business as usual. :)

Nigel

Best optoin mate, is to put the Nigel PPLhandle to rest, re-register, and ask again on the wannabees forum.

Good luck (both with flying and ppruning <img src="smile.gif" border="0">

A Very Civil Pilot -

Good Luck in your spelling test mate!

Excellente! Next question coming up...

I WANNA BE A CAPTAIN AND I DONT WANT TO WAIT! AND I DONT WANT TO BE A FIRST OFFICER....EVER!

ADVICE PLEASE FROM ANYONE WHO BELIEVES ME.

Yup, methinks Nigel was taking the proverbial.

I can't believe such a simple question, no matter how it is written could generate so many stupid and unprofessional responses!!!!

Since when has Web "Etiquette become such an issue here.....I don't see the moderators taking people to task over this pathetic matter......get a life for Christ Sake's.

Please close this thread "ASAP"....oops sorry, for I wasn't shouting!!!!

Maybe there should be a forum for "Charisma Bypasses"

NigelPPL.....I am sure you will get all the answers you want from the questions & wannabees forums. However, please be mindful that it's trying times right now!

Good luck

C.N.

Nigel PPL

I'm closing this thread primarily because it is in the wrong forum. Normally I would simply move this thread to the Wannabes section. However, that's a bad idea in this case, due to all the "baggage" that has been generated on this thread.

If you are making a genuine post, please open up a new thread on this subject in the Wannabes forum. When you do so, please abide by at least some basic posting considerations, and I am sure that you will get the responses that you desire.

If your original post was a wind-up, please find another way to amuse yourself, or at least make your posts in Jet Blast <img src="cool.gif" border="0">

Edited -- see, even administrators have to proofread every now and then :)

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