The latest threat to pilot job security?
Experts believe cognitive abilities of the most intelligent pets can be directed towards flying a plane. ... After weeks of problem-solving and reasoning tests, the best-performing dogs will be sent to flight school for ten weeks of intensive training. One will ultimately be chosen to take the controls of a light plane in the experiment... http://static.independent.co.uk/s3fs...icFilmsLtd.jpg Britain's smartest dogs selected for TV plane challenge | Home News | News | The Independent |
I always said this job was going to the dogs!
|
They have got it wrong.
The dogs's job is to make sure the human does not touch the computer.:D |
Will not solve the crewing problems in the Mid East airlines,they do not like dogs.
Same with the Chinese airlines,they eat dogs. |
They've choosed a male dog. This is unfair, and a serious discrimination act
|
|
Didn't a Flybe pilot get into trouble for calling his F/O a bitch....now maybe he can say it in a legitimate fashion !
|
I wonder if pay to fly will be forced on them...
|
He'll sound as good on the comm as some of those New York controllers.
|
MOL is way ahead on this, junior f/o...........
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b9...psuzfk5mz4.jpg |
Soon there 'll be flying cats cadet programs in the ME, kittens will go for 777 and mature zooids for 380, watch the news!:8
|
And with more than two of them on flight deck they can perform a CATIII landing easily....
|
Korean airways will struggle with the landing after the cabin service :}
|
“You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, ‘Wow, you’re right! I never would’ve thought of that!’”
Dave Barry |
Putting seeing eye dogs on the flight deck is one way of addressing the laser problem. They lie there snoozing with eyes closed until needed.
|
Negotiations with management should be a little less one sided with a room full of pit bulls. The other positive aspect is the crew food will improve.
|
Biggest threat to Pilots join security - themselves .....
If it was your Company would you employ some of your colleagues ....??? |
Things are going to get Ruff!
With all those dogs on guard! :D |
I fear they're barking up the wrong tree with this one.
|
Barrister: And what were you doing when this most serious upset occurred?
Dogpilot: "urrrr, blush, ahem, I was actually licking my balls your honour......sob" Mac :} |
All times are GMT. The time now is 09:48. |
Copyright © 2024 MH Sub I, LLC dba Internet Brands. All rights reserved. Use of this site indicates your consent to the Terms of Use.