ADSL and a pregnant wife
 

...ADSL installed last Friday, the latter 'installed' a few months ago.

I'm not sure which is more exciting! ;)

But despite the latest technological advances, they tell me a baby still takes nine months to come along, even at 576,000 bps...

PS: To the moderators - this is definitely 'News' not 'Rumour', I've seen the scans... :D

Congratulations! You must be delighted.
Oh and well done with the baby too!!!! :D