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The following conversation was reliably reported as having taken place during a 'surveillance' flight by CASA (Australian Civil Aviation Safety Authority (or the C*nsp*r*cy Ag**nst S*f* *v**t**n'))on a B7*7:

Surveillor: What is the maximum taxy speed of this aircraft?

Surveillee: I understand the tyres are limited to 182 Kts.

No laughter..........