As for recent job ads...
 

It read like this

Must be energetic, quality-conscious, and good at dealing with people. Non-smoker and non-drinker preferred.

Non-drinker...are they kidding. What I do in the off time then:{

I'm sure you can think of some more enjoyable vices other than drinkin' and smokin'!

Cheers

Whirls

Some people just don't understand even the basics of "being a pilot".:}

I spent half my money on Whisky and Women.....the rest I just plain wasted.

No Drinking?
 

I thought we were encouraged to drink a little and often during long flights?

I'm sure the add was a typo. What they probably meant to say was : Smoker and Drinker preferred!