How To Retire Rich
 

Good Day:

I thought I would share some of the schemes I receive. I have contacted a number of these and should get my windfalls shortly, so I will not post the addresses so any of you can beat me to it.

The idea is to post those schemes you don't need. Your favorites. Based on originality, cost, location, promised payouts, and appeal to gullibility.

The latest:

NOTIFICATIONS OF AWARD 2007.
Euromillion loteria Espanol Award 2007.
Paseo De La castellana
15-89, 28008 Madrid. Spain ,Branch.

Ref. No: ES/007/05/12/MAD.
Batch. No: GHT/2907/333/05.

YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS WON THIS YEAR EURO MILLION LOTTERY.

We wish to congratulate you over your email success in our computer
balloting sweepstake held on 25th January, 2007. This is a millennium
scientific computer game in which email addresses were used. It is a
promotional program aimed at encouraging internet users, therefore you
do not need to buy ticket to enter for it.Your email address attached
to ticket star number :(4/5) drew the EUROMILLION lucky numbers 3-19-26-49-50 which
consequently won the draw in the Second category.
You have been approve for the star prize of $ 950,000,00. (Nine Hundred And Fifty
Thousand United States Dollars Only).

CONGRATULATIONS !!!

You are advised to keep this winning very confidential until you
receive your lump prize in your account or optional cheque issuance to
you,This is a protective measure put in place to avoid people applying
for your winnig fund,as we have had cases like this before.Please send ,

Your Full Name,------------------------------------
Home and Office Telephone numbers,-----
Mobile Tele Number -----------------------------
Fax Number-----------------------------------------
and your winning ticket number,reference numbers and amount
won information.
For processing of your winning fund to our registered claim agent Via addrress below:

Dr Luis Martinez
PROSEGUR SECURITY FIRM,
Avenida de America 12 Madrid Spain.
E-mail:[email protected]
All winning must be claimed not later than 15th Febuary, 2007.Please
note,in order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications, remember
to quote your reference number and batch number in all correspondence.
Furthermore, should there be any change of address do inform our agent
as soon as possible.

Once again congratulations.
Best Regards,
Mrs.Emily Simon
(Lottery coordinator).

This promotional program takes place every year. This year lottery was
promoted and sponsored by THE MANAGEMENT OF THE STAATSLOTERIJ COMPANY
B.V AND SULTAN OF BRUNEI, we hope with part of your winning you will
take part on our next year 2 million international lottery.

¿Quieres viajar a buen precio? Te lo ponemos fácil. Entra y descúbrelo

Can you top this one?

Que Pasa.

Charlie Alexander
SirVivr

SASless hasn't shared yet.

How to retire Rich ?

by deed poll ?

Reminds me of an old adage...

The best way to make a small fortune in aviation is to start with a large one.

Offer him a Golden Handshake when he's 60! :ouch:

Cheers

Whirls

The only thing Whirls has offered me is an ugly and untimely death.


Perhaps it is something I said?

Will Rogers said the best way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back into your pocket.;)

SAS & Whirls.

One can only admire your "love affair"

In my part of town/country the ones who retired richest were the ones who had the most children. And I'm not born in a 3rd world country!

"Own a pub", ..... and "near a Large Helicopter base" ...... Together! ;)

Cheers (hic) :E

Work in the public sector !!

That's what happens with one banjo joke too many my pet! You know the deal Sassy dahling, love me, love my banjo!

Cheers

Whirls

The one that suckered me was my interview with a big helicopter company.

Young man, they said, with what you are bringing to the company, there is no reason you should not have a command in 2 years. Just sign here - these are our standard terms and conditions.

Fortunatly, on arrival at my operational base, I kept the first bit quiet and so did not provoke the howls of laughter that others have when they repeated promises made to them.

The standard Ts and Cs were, of course the new, enhanced ones that had "special" salary scales, no LOL cover, degraded pension etc.

I wish that I had spoken to BALPA before signing.

OA