no, no, let blender pilot believe the website, obviously our disinformation campaign is working well.
dr

For so many years I was led to believe that helicopter pilots were bright, clever and technically educated. But, reading the blurb that has come forth I'm now not sure. So: whatever, the device shown above is the Mk2 version of the IR transmitter specifically designed to locate and track FNFs'. The Mk1 failed to track the FNFs' sufficiently accurately that the whole project was in turmoil. It was subsequently discovered that the remedy was to scrap the black outer protective cover and replace it with a clear polycarbonate one. The project team are now a far happier bunch and the results obtained and the success rate is most encouraging and sales of this device are outstripping the manufacturing base.
FNFs' are desireable objects which until now were tracked with the human eye. The limitations of the human eye are well known and these limitations were the basis of the technology that went into the design of the FNFTD.
A Mk3 version is in the pipeline which will be DGPS supported and linked to the national census data base. These improvements will ensure that the future of the FNFTD is such that it will give users years of trouble free location, tracking and we assume final satisfaction.
Free Naked Female Tracking Devices are not available at the present time on eBay.

Thronomister
 

Now I did think that 'Desert Dingo' was having us on with this thronomister talk, so bein a bit curious I asked old mate Google if he knew anything of it. Nothing in latin lead me around at all- and after selecting the first site - low and behold it has been referred to on pprune (jet blast) b4, so it must be true.

I still have no idea what it is. it mentioned qantas in the sad tale and as we know everything that comes out of qantas is definately true.

The best part of the old pprune thread was at the bottom of the page there was reference to a FNF piloting an R22 no less, so 'nigelh' and 'thomas coupling' ( who is mysteriously quiet of late) will have to beat that and quite obviously 'Head Turners' explanation would have to be the most plausible so far.

i agree with the bit about 'Blender' he must have been in Disneyland on his way back south in his new 407 when he thought that one up!