harrasment
 

Dear sirs,

What should I do? One of my very senior pilots keeps making what seems to very "personal" comments to me. He Knows I'm having trouble with my girlfriend and I just put a lot of money into a flat. He keeps asking me to come and have a beer with him. He keeps touching me and I say no.

He's keeps telling me he can help me get upgraded to captain (I need the money) and hints that I would have a better chance if I went out to have a beer with him. He will be my instructor if I get upgaded (to another helicopter) so he has power.

What should I do?

Get a written guarantee of promotion before you sleep with him and don't expect him to respect you in the morning.

Roundagain.......you old tart.
 

Is that how you made Captain.......would be interesting to peek through the window during one of your Check Flights........

Boots the chemists for the KY jelly, and Burton the tailors for a good thick hanky to bite on, then get the CCTV footage and earn some real money!!!!!:D :D :D

Go for it, he might end up being your first officer one day.

Sell him your troublesome girlfriend in return for a promotion, two problems solved at once.

G

I Hope you're taking the p*** Never, ever give these sexual deviants the time of day :mad: :mad: :mad:

Get him round your pad, slip him a mickey & get compromising footage of him with your pet goat, dog, goldfish (whatever) and you're away laughing.

It worked for the Russians :D .

Well, I'd suggest doing what many women would do (apparently... ;-)

- Tell him you'd *love* to go for a beer with him, and you'll arrange it just as soon as you got your schedule with you.

- Get your promotion under way.

- Have a beer with him. Make sure a (Reliable!) friend calls you on your mobile half way through with an urgent family call which means you have to go.

- Get your training under way.

- Tell him you're *So* sorry, let's try again.

- Get your hair cropped and dyed. & wear a tight t-shirt for the occasion.

- Have another beer with him (Make sure he pays!). Get your friend to rush in half way through, needing you desperately for an emergency. Apologise profusely and leave.

- Tell him you're *So* sorry, let's try again.

- Arrange for a candlelit dinner for just the two of you to make up for the ruined evenings.

- Postpone it because of all the 'family problems' that are just going on in your life.

- Repeat the above process until you got the position (!) you want.

- Then dump the bastard!

Holly_Copter

Mmmmm difficult one that.

Bite the bullet and let him have you on a promise of right seat but be firm and say " no tongues".
On the next date get him pregnant and watch him try and get maternity leave off the boss, who cares if he doesn't get it, you've got his seat within nine months now anyway!

Tough one.

You didn't tell him you were a kiwi did you? We told you not too.

Perhaps you can rub his inner thigh and whisper in his ear a word picture about your lithe, but gently muscular, hairless body being lathered up in the shower before allowing him to take you to dinner. At dinner, you order two of everything expensive you can think of, delight him with a bit of foot rubbing action under the table and lead him home on a promise. Tie him to the bed, off with the lights and then leave the room to "slip into something more erotic".

When outside the room, take the $250 cash from each of the 20 gentlemen in your loungeroom whom responded to your ad in the gay porn magizine about an organised gang bang and allow them into the bedroom. Use the cash to pay off your flat, the pictures to blackmail yourself to the R22 captaincy you have always craved, and the entire setup to show your troublesome girlfriend what you are capable of when given "trouble" (be careful here though, she might like it!!).

Problems solved.

:D

Watch out for the old nutmeg of "follow me through on this one" it can disguise all manner of possibilities. Also, be careful during the walkround check if he asks you to check the "underside" for him.....

Failing all else, you could always call his bluff, go out for a beer with him, invite your girlfriend to join you later on and set her on him. You might solve two problems in one go................either way you might at least sort out the problems with your girlfriend.

I was always taught at CFS not to say 'Come on the controls' Good advice or what!!:D

Conned or not...!!!!!
 

Hey guys........considering this was Mr LKHung88's first post....were we all conned???.........either way its obvious that you are all caring souls ready to help a desperate guy [I hope] with an awsome delemour.

The Oz way of dealing with this ........in the Pub [Pommie one of course].....just follow him into the Dunny and punch his lights out......if he complains...just tell everyone that he tried me on..simple.

Red Wine, that's probably the first acceptable reply yet, but I belive this topic to be "sick" period. Basically anyone one would remotely consider, or even give this a second thought, or for that matter even feel he/she has to ask advice on how to handle this situation is sadly (and I'm not saying this sarcastically) as disturbed as the perverted cpt him/herself. If its a "con" leg pulling topic, the person is sicker! Let's stick with either intelligent or humerous subjects.

hmmm .... we note the main thread posting is from hong kong .... hmmm, and they are looking for a new chief pilot? hmmm ... or is it from the other sqn at the gfs? an interesting conundrum! keep in mind Navy first principles, either don't drop the soap in the shower or keep the "hello boys" cheeks together! Yes, this is a totally "sick" situation, the Captain upgrade is not worth selling yourself to the devil, or where will it end? Remember this, a reputable operator should promote you in time if you are proficient in the cockpit, proficiency at "drinkies with the boys" should have nothing to do with it. If it does, I dare say leads to a question of reputation of the outfit.

YoHo

I guess you aren't a heli driver as one of the normal requirements is a banal sense of humour. With all the bad news going on out there, most of us manage to keep moderately sane by using humour as a form of relief valve.
If indeed our friend who started this thread was being serious, then he should indeed follow the advice of "gulliBell", if not then I for one certainly don't feel that any "sickness" has been displayed by anybody taking part in this thread. It just obviously doesn't appeal to your particular sense of humour, if indeed you have one.......

Having said that, let's not flood this site with too much of the same.

Now now flyer43, don't get your undies in knots! I for one rely on humor for most things in fact just about all things. Anyone who knows me will support that. Unfortunately its kinda hard to pick up on that through this form of communication! I'm not saying the replies were sick just the topic.;) so much more to talk and joke about. Trust me I know about the humor bit.

Cheers

OK, so maybe I misread you - no harm intended tho'. But what if friend LKHung88 was being serious? Surely he has a right to seek help though this medium - pity he didn't realise the really banal humour sitting out here in heliland.....

Interetsing to note the he hasn't stuck his nose in again, if you'll pardon the expression...

Any comments LKH ??

No sweat there flyer43 and no offense taken . I suppose "he/she" might have a right to seek advice BUT personally I think it's a no-brainer. My bit only! ;)