Helicopter Maintenance Name??
 

Hi Guys and Gals, a friend of mine is opening a new helicopter maintenance operation and was asking me if I had any ideas on a catchy name. Over to you, I'm sure I can get a bottle of malt out of him if he uses any of the suggestions.

Thanks in anticipation!!

PS The Malt going to the person who supplies the name...not me that is :)

Viagra maintenance - We keep it up there!

Spinning firestarters - we keep you turning and burning!

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Tarman

Rotorwrench

If your mate changed his name accordingly by deed poll, he could call his new company 'Ben Dover Helicopter Maintenance'.

Most owners would probably raise a wry smile - we all know that's what happens everywhere anyway.

Ben Dover .........................Bent Hover Maintenance

Flingwing Services

:ok:

Happy to wrack my brains to win a bottle of malt :)

Is he brand specific?

"The Governor"

I'll keep thinking :)

:uhoh:

There may be some long(ish) memories here.

Edit. Disregard. There was a poster some years ago with the same handle. Still doing time I believe.

Spanners and hammers :E

G, Suss-Knutt Engineering.

Cheers

Whirls

OK, I only joined the Helicopter world this year, what am I missing?

What about "Whirls". Nice and simple.

I only like pure malts.

Oi, who are you calling "nice and simple"? :} That'll be Hendrick's Gin then please. :ok:

Cheers

Whirls

"'Copter Doctor"

Or, if there are female employees:

"Nutts-Titan Engineering"

"Talk Wench Engineering".

(Yes, very chauvinistic I know, but only meant in gentle fun :p ).

Blades Runner

loseyourshirt.com

"You bend 'em, We mend 'em"

Sycamore Maintenance

Hovver Bovver

Fixedchoppers4u

Rotorvation

The Chopper Shop

Disc Tilt Aviation Services

Nr Maintenance

Big Green Arrow Overhaul and Maintenance

patchedupchopper.com

chopperdoc

Airfix

Cyclic Engineering

Benoulli & Sons Engineering

Any Islay would be good, but Bowmore is a particular favourite.