Jacko

Are you bored?
Let me guess the wx was sh**e and you had nothing else better to do.
Which begs the question why I didn't get a phone call?

J :ok:

Q-Plate - a man who had had so many operations we weren't sure what year he was originally constructed in;

Two ****s - because if you'd had one...

****legs - he fell in a cesspit one day (no, really)

Thames - he was wide at the mouth and full of **** (there seems to be a recurring theme here)

Pearly - well, with the surname "Gates" what did he expect?

:)

For a girl at the office

Bauble

"a visually pleasing object of little intrinsic value"

You should hear the one we have for you jj :eek: i couldnt possibly post it here or it would be taken off by the mods ( like quite a lot of my valuable posta :ok:)

Jetcock .....a friend of mine who ,on a first date ,was being stroked by his girlfriend under the table .......a public humiliation :(

A Former Officer
 

in Her Majesty's Royal Canadian Navy: Capt. J. Witt. . .
"Point Five"

"Black Cat" because if you had a black cat he had a Panther!

Thromby - a bloody clot

A couple of Non PC Airforce ones from the 80's

Thrombosis - A slow moving clot

Cuffs - Cheer up for F***s Sake

:ok:

"Triple A" - Anyone, Anytime, Anywhere

I dated a girl called "Tarzan". She would swing of anything. :mad:

"Ankles" because he was so far up the bosses ar$£ thats all you could see :rolleyes:

"Lighthouse," because the individual it referred to was as useful as one in the desert.

Office Girl called

Showbag Was full of S--t

Worked on an oil rig many years ago.There was a guy we referred to as OPIUM. Slow moving dope.(True)

Mudduck (or Mudhen)

Nice and smooth on the surface , paddeling furiously underneath.

A lady acquaintance called 'Mangrove' because she had an indiscriminate rooting system!

A RAAF chopper driver called 'Hubcap' because he thought he was a big wheel but he was really only a . . . . . .

A bloke I met in a pub in Cirencester called 'Harpic' because he was clean round the bend!

Regards,
BH.

One of our managers is called TCAS, the last two letters are his initials and the first two are for 'That ***t', now we have other managers who have the first two letters attached to their initials, TCED for example, we are building a whole family! (I'm not sure what TCED stands for, but it makes us feel better)

TOD

'Blisters'......'cause this guy only comes out after the work's done. :ok:

More nicknames
 

Knew a guy once who was called "Uckker". His name was Cox. You work it out.

Another fellow was called The Interstellar Traveller - Don't know which planet he is on, but it isn't this one.

Along the same vain, pardon the pun, knew a guy called Sux, his last name was Allman.:eek: