Amusing nicknames

[JTobias]

Jacko

Are you bored?
Let me guess the wx was sh**e and you had nothing else better to do.
Which begs the question why I didn't get a phone call?

J

[DBChopper]

Q-Plate - a man who had had so many operations we weren't sure what year he was originally constructed in;

Two ****s - because if you'd had one...

****legs - he fell in a cesspit one day (no, really)

Thames - he was wide at the mouth and full of **** (there seems to be a recurring theme here)

Pearly - well, with the surname "Gates" what did he expect?

[John R81]

For a girl at the office

Bauble

"a visually pleasing object of little intrinsic value"

[nigelh]

You should hear the one we have for you jj i couldnt possibly post it here or it would be taken off by the mods ( like quite a lot of my valuable posta )

Jetcock .....a friend of mine who ,on a first date ,was being stroked by his girlfriend under the table .......a public humiliation

[grizzled]

A Former Officer

in Her Majesty's Royal Canadian Navy: Capt. J. Witt. . .
"Point Five"

[Tail-take-off]

"Black Cat" because if you had a black cat he had a Panther!

[squib66]

Thromby - a bloody clot

[xraf]

A couple of Non PC Airforce ones from the 80's

Thrombosis - A slow moving clot

Cuffs - Cheer up for F***s Sake

[jolly girl]

"Triple A" - Anyone, Anytime, Anywhere

[nutty04]

I dated a girl called "Tarzan". She would swing of anything.

[tacr2man]

"Ankles" because he was so far up the bosses ar$£ thats all you could see

[Foxy Loxy]

"Lighthouse," because the individual it referred to was as useful as one in the desert.

[Reefdog]

Office Girl called

Showbag Was full of S--t

[Fark'n'ell]

Worked on an oil rig many years ago.There was a guy we referred to as OPIUM. Slow moving dope.(True)

[Arnie Madsen]

Mudduck (or Mudhen)

Nice and smooth on the surface , paddeling furiously underneath.

[Bullethead]

A lady acquaintance called 'Mangrove' because she had an indiscriminate rooting system!

A RAAF chopper driver called 'Hubcap' because he thought he was a big wheel but he was really only a . . . . . .

A bloke I met in a pub in Cirencester called 'Harpic' because he was clean round the bend!

Regards,
BH.

[Thridle Op Des]

One of our managers is called TCAS, the last two letters are his initials and the first two are for 'That ***t', now we have other managers who have the first two letters attached to their initials, TCED for example, we are building a whole family! (I'm not sure what TCED stands for, but it makes us feel better)

TOD

[Goggle Up]

'Blisters'......'cause this guy only comes out after the work's done.

[blakmax]

More nicknames

Knew a guy once who was called "Uckker". His name was Cox. You work it out.

Another fellow was called The Interstellar Traveller - Don't know which planet he is on, but it isn't this one.

[TalkSpike]

Along the same vain, pardon the pun, knew a guy called Sux, his last name was Allman.