Captions and one-liners - nothing to do with helicopters, just holiday time fun!
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Been racking my one remaining brain cell trying to remember (was it Mauritius?) where EJ was pretty well acting as UK ambassador with a concert, attended by head of state and ministers, and he just flounced off, minutes before it was due to start.
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>No problem, G-CPTN, with Elton's sexuality, but his music?
I did say "I suppose".
Some of his tunes are a lot better than anything that I could write . . . (and I'm an Engineer!) . . .
>Not on the south coast by any chance?
No. Bourne (not Bournemouth).
And it WASN'T Hereward the Rake:-
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bourne,_Lincolnshire
I did say "I suppose".
Some of his tunes are a lot better than anything that I could write . . . (and I'm an Engineer!) . . .
>Not on the south coast by any chance?
No. Bourne (not Bournemouth).
And it WASN'T Hereward the Rake:-
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bourne,_Lincolnshire
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Wonderful cars in their day.
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I think the 'civil partnership' legislation is a bad move.
The media luvvies are already referring to them as 'marriages' and, in consequence, it's almost inevitable that the majority of the population will soon pick up the expression.
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I think the 'civil partnership' legislation is a bad move.
The media luvvies are already referring to them as 'marriages' and, in consequence, it's almost inevitable that the majority of the population will soon pick up the expression.
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Queen EJ has taken David 'up the aisle'.
Does this mean that 'king David now owns half of EJ's whole?
Bet there was a pre-nuptual!
Does this mean that 'king David now owns half of EJ's whole?
Bet there was a pre-nuptual!
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Following "Elton's wedding dress" ..........and being somewhat ni-eeeeeve in these matters, I started poking around on google to see what I was missing.
Well, one thing was the Christian Raincoat
>>>>Dear (thread organizer.)
I find your site to be very interesting. Your readers may be interested in our experience.
We have two teenage girls and like other parents were worried about their behaviour. Like other girls before them they have taken a shine to unsuitable rough lads. They have come home smelling of smoke or worse smelling of cannabis and behaving oddly. Like many others they have come home red in the face and smellying of cider.
Most teenagers drink cheap booze in the local bus shelter but we were worried about what to do with them. We didnt want teenage pregnancies and ruined lives.
On a trip to Ohio my husband met some people who also had problems with teenage girls. We followed their example and advice and both our girls have now left school and gone to university.
They said you don't want your girls drinking or smoking whilst out or kissing or having sex with lads. So stop them!
You cant follow them about but can set what they wear when they go out. We bought home several "Christian Raincoats" that the people in Ohio used.
The girls were to wear these coats all the time and did so for four and five years until they left school. They were belted hooded raincoats not unlike a tradition English school girls raincoat. But made of a heavy tough material with a heavy double zip fastening at the front running from the hem to the hood. They had two hoods - an inner hood that went tightly round the head and covered the nose and mouth and a heavy cowl-like hood that protuded six inches in front of the face. Only the eyes were left showing.Both hoods were held in place by wire shapers and padlocks. The double zip was also held in place by padlocks. The coats had belts at the waist and hem which were also locked in place. A heavy material belt was padlocked between the legs from the back to the front of the coat.
These coats stopped all drinking or smoking. Denied access for kissing or worse. Our daughters were safe and sound and of little interest to the local rough lads, but, remainded friendly with more worthy boys.
The coats came with accessories which we very rarely needed to use.The outer cowl hood had a zip round its outer edge this could be used to totally enclose the head and could be padlocked shut over the face.The cuffs had wrist fastenings and could be padlocked to rings on the waist belt, holding the hands either side of the waist. The hem at the ankles also had a padlockable strap to hold the ankles together.
The girls soon got used to wearing these coats and did so without protest.They were large on the girls so two each was enough to get them through school. They both got good A Levels.
The younger girl still wears her coat in her first year in university.<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
Well, so much for my parenting skills.
Well, one thing was the Christian Raincoat
>>>>Dear (thread organizer.)
I find your site to be very interesting. Your readers may be interested in our experience.
We have two teenage girls and like other parents were worried about their behaviour. Like other girls before them they have taken a shine to unsuitable rough lads. They have come home smelling of smoke or worse smelling of cannabis and behaving oddly. Like many others they have come home red in the face and smellying of cider.
Most teenagers drink cheap booze in the local bus shelter but we were worried about what to do with them. We didnt want teenage pregnancies and ruined lives.
On a trip to Ohio my husband met some people who also had problems with teenage girls. We followed their example and advice and both our girls have now left school and gone to university.
They said you don't want your girls drinking or smoking whilst out or kissing or having sex with lads. So stop them!
You cant follow them about but can set what they wear when they go out. We bought home several "Christian Raincoats" that the people in Ohio used.
The girls were to wear these coats all the time and did so for four and five years until they left school. They were belted hooded raincoats not unlike a tradition English school girls raincoat. But made of a heavy tough material with a heavy double zip fastening at the front running from the hem to the hood. They had two hoods - an inner hood that went tightly round the head and covered the nose and mouth and a heavy cowl-like hood that protuded six inches in front of the face. Only the eyes were left showing.Both hoods were held in place by wire shapers and padlocks. The double zip was also held in place by padlocks. The coats had belts at the waist and hem which were also locked in place. A heavy material belt was padlocked between the legs from the back to the front of the coat.
These coats stopped all drinking or smoking. Denied access for kissing or worse. Our daughters were safe and sound and of little interest to the local rough lads, but, remainded friendly with more worthy boys.
The coats came with accessories which we very rarely needed to use.The outer cowl hood had a zip round its outer edge this could be used to totally enclose the head and could be padlocked shut over the face.The cuffs had wrist fastenings and could be padlocked to rings on the waist belt, holding the hands either side of the waist. The hem at the ankles also had a padlockable strap to hold the ankles together.
The girls soon got used to wearing these coats and did so without protest.They were large on the girls so two each was enough to get them through school. They both got good A Levels.
The younger girl still wears her coat in her first year in university.<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
Well, so much for my parenting skills.
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IKEA have brought out a new range of furniture to help celebrate lesbian civil partnerships. No screwing its all tongue n groove.
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Did you write the headline for The Sun today? ;-) All done in the best Finbarr Saunders manner Pnarf! Pnarf!!
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Did you write the headline for The Sun today? ;-) All done in the best Finbarr Saunders manner Pnarf! Pnarf!!
BD
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Actually i have seen this picture before and have in fact seen that suite being trialled.
During a R&D phase in to helicopter airbags the R&D team took a picture of the deployed airbag.
I do hope to see this item being installed in all helicopters in the future.
During a R&D phase in to helicopter airbags the R&D team took a picture of the deployed airbag.
I do hope to see this item being installed in all helicopters in the future.
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mystery?
How did this thread get from Jetblast ? Maybe a phantom mod ?? Odd one !!
I'm always sensible over this side !
It had been removed from JB and I thought it was worth salvaging for a bit of Christmas fun.
NB: We will not be having any of the 'Who can post the most trivial rubbish and how long can we keep the thread going' threads from JB.
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I'm always sensible over this side !It had been removed from JB and I thought it was worth salvaging for a bit of Christmas fun.
NB: We will not be having any of the 'Who can post the most trivial rubbish and how long can we keep the thread going' threads from JB.
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I'm with G-GPTN, his earlier music was genius. But his lifestyle, eesh. But I also just learned today that some movie about two gay cowboys is a bit hit. Man, what is this world coming to?
p.s. obviously science fiction, as there is no such thing in real life as a gay cowboy.
p.s. obviously science fiction, as there is no such thing in real life as a gay cowboy.