Very wise wanting to do an astronaut TR. Phone up Richard Branson , he's looking for drivers for his new Virgin Galactic start up:}

I dont want to do the Virgin Galactic TR as they make you pay for it and your uniform and your id badge .I think Ill wait for Ba to do it then i will be free and I will be paid thousands of pounds.


Sorry guys following todays "Is there Hope" Thread I cudnt resist putting this back to the top

Hope!!!!! well my ex wife killed my cock, robin

I’m surprised nobody’s following this thread up with the usual...

No, don’t do it!! you will pay 2 gazillion pounds for training, but being qualified isnt enough, no, then you need to hand over your wife and kids to the Airline in exchange for a TR, before spending the rest of your life on a salary £1 per month! If you're lucky. A mate of mine got a job and after finishing line training he wasn’t even given a plane, the airline expected him to carry all the passengers on his back and flap his arms madly, he was eventually fired because he couldn’t make the aeroplane noises properly! But that’s all irrelevant because you’ll never a get a job, just like I didn’t!

..so I’ll add it

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Sorry to continue this thread, but I felt this needed said.

Clunk - Brilliant, funniest post I've read all week! :)