Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Dear Mr "I want to be a Pilot but don't really want to pay for it":
Take the Roald Dahl classic and replace: 'Charlie' with your 'Name' 'Chocolate Factory' with 'British Airways' 'Golden Ticket' with 'Sponsership' 'Mr Slugworth' with the 'proper job' 'The Oompa Loompas' with the 'CAA' It makes a truly fascinating read, *please note you cannot actually get sponsership from a chocolate bar even though the odds in real life are similar to the story. Nor do the CAA regulate the high quality of the chocolate in Mr Wonka's river* |
We could do a similar thing with the Wizard of Oz, replacing
'following the yellow brick road' with 'competing in the MALGUS selection process' |
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