There I was...
 

As a sprog PPL all those years ago, sitting in the clubhouse, I recall the opening lines to the Aviation B*********S Prayer:

"There I was, upside down...nothing on the clock but the makers name...and that was in Japanese....."

Now, how did the rest of it go?

I would have thought many variations could be supplied by all in flying, .......mabe even SLF :eek: