Merry xmas! post a good joke eh?
ok why not post some jokes to cheer everyone up a little...
im well known for my rubbish ones so here goes.... what wobbles and flies? ............... jellycoptor burger and chips walks into a bar and says to the barman "two pints of lager please" and the barman replies "im sorry we dont serve food" hahah rubbish eh? can anyone beat them? |
Originally Posted by Pilot.Lyons
can anyone beat them?
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hehe
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Hehe no jokes from anyone? Man pilots are boring! :p |
A chicken and egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied look on its face.
The egg, looking a bit pissed off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and grunts "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!" :D (Gets coat...) |
What do you call a telly tubbie with his finger up his arse?
Stinky pinkie!! |
Bunny the rabbit walks into a bar.
"Cheese and onion tastie please". Eats his toastie and goes home. The next day, Bunny the rabbit walks into the bar. "Egg and bacon toastie please" Eats his toastie and goes home. The next day, a ghost of a rabbit walks in to the bar. "Hello Bunny, what happened to you??" "Mixing my toasties!" |
So I'm sitting at my usual spot by the bar when in walks Van Gogh.
"Blimey!" says I, "You're Van Gough, can I buy you a drink?" "No thanks", says Van Gough, "I've got one 'ere". |
Next time you're having a bad day imagine this:
You're a Siamese twin, you're brothers gay and you're not and you only have the one asshole! |
jokes
Hahaha love it!
:) |
Lets not give up our day jobs eh?! :}
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Yea and remember guys, there are people under 16 who read this forum.
Let's try and keep them aviation related too :) |
What do tailwheel pilots use for contraception?
Their personalities. |
Wot do you call a guy with a seagull on his head - Cliff
Knock, Knock, who's there, ISABEL, Isabel whom? Isabel necessary on a bike? UK joke - David Cameron French joke - Nicholas Sarkozeeeeee..... And the beat goes on..........:ooh: |
What do you call a pregnant flight attendent? Pilot error.
-- Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. After an hour-long wait, it finally took off. A concerned passenger asked the flight attendant, "What was the problem?" "The pilot was bothered by a noise he heard in the engine," explained the Flight Attendant, "and it took us a while to find a new pilot." :} |
I was having a quiet drink with a mate of mine the other evening when out of the blue he confided in me that he was addicted to brake fluid. When I expressed my concern he assured me he could stop any time.
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There are only two types of aircraft - fighters and targets.
The CAA Motto: We're not happy till you're not happy There are only three things the copilot should ever say: 1. Nice landing, Sir. 2. I'll buy the first round. 3. I'll take the fat one. |
Old but good
Pilot takes a flight to Dusseldorf airfield, where the ATC are renowned for their germanic observance of rules. Having harassed the pilot through the circuit, the pilot finally lands and is taxi-ing along when the ATC asks the pilot to hold short of charlie.
"Charlie, just looking on the map to see where that is" "What is wrong with you GBFBD? You've never been to Dusseldorf before? "I did once, but it was back in the 40s, night, and we didn't land....." |
A man has been jailed for forging banknotes. He also got a big fine which he immediately paid in crisp £9 notes.
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A student became lost during a solo cross-country flight. While attempting to locate the aircraft on radar, ATC asked, "What was your last known position?"
Student: "When I was number one for takeoff." |
My favourite....
Just as he was completing the walkround of the sleigh and reindeer prior to his checkride, Santa sees his examiner walking out carrying his flight bag in one hand and a double-barrelled 12 guage in the other.
"What the heck is that for?" asks Father C. Without missing a beat the examiner responds "I'm not supposed to tell you this, but your going to get an engine failure after take-off!" :ok: |
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