Captains Ring
 

Stolen from a thread in the mil forum.

First we had the epaulette war, silver/gold plated 1-5 bars.

Then we had the flightsuit hangbags at dawn, green/blue or pink.

Now we have the ultimate for ripping the piss item for all pilots.

The captains ring

If anyone know's anyone who own's one please out them.

Cap'ns Ring
 

Does it go slack at moments of high drama:E

Is that the same as "Captainslog"? (Trekkies will understand..:p).

Brilliant! :}

I'm glad somebody has copied my thread from the Mil forum to here, it will hopefully achieve a wider audience of ridicule.

Would anyone admit to wearing such a chavvy piece of tat other than those with egos to match?

Stylish it ain't:yuk:

I have been trying to see what other ****e they have for sale.

Can you purchase a pair, personalized with a big "L" and a big "R"?

Wicked!
 

These people obviously know the "poser" market well. I am sure they will sell loads. Look at Brietling, etc.

What the hells wrong with Breitling???? Gotta get me one of those:ok::ok:
Might even wear it on the same hand.......It will go well with my spitfire cufflinks.

Be fair, it's a perfectly reasonable fashion accessory....










.... on anybody who has never been near control of either a ship or aeroplane.

G

- only if you guarantee to get them on the correct hands:)

Where is the half-crown/sixpence adjuster?

I have not laughed at a thread on here that much in ages! Absolutely brilliant.

Only a true weapons grade tool would buy one of those.

What is worrying though, is that some people clearly have...

Captains Ring
 

Nothing new there,many a jolly Jack Tar had the captain's ring in the Senior Service.:)

If you were anorexic you could wear them on each arm instead of epaulettes.

But bloody hell, I cringed so hard when I saw the ad, I nearly turned inside out.

- I hear a rumour Rainboe has at least one - at least the story has a faint ring about it.:rolleyes:

Is that one of them there c*ck rings?

If anyone wants to email them asking what they were thinking when they came up with this idea, heres the email address :
[email protected]

:ugh:

Think I'll buy four of those rings and make a captains knuckle duster. :}

This will surely be at the same danger level as a bottle of water and security will stop you taking it on the aircraft!:p