You know you're a pilot when....

[riverrock83]

when you spend as much time looking at the sky for other planes around you as you do looking for cars on the road in front of you

[Sorry Pilot.Lyons - now realised thats a dup]

[transmitforDF]

Definitely put my life at risk every time I happen to be on the M25 to the west of Hounslow.

When you p*** everyone in the supermarket car park off as you slowly reverse out of your bay then pause for a while as you await the imaginary tug to drive off. Of course brake testing proceeding this makes you very popular too.

[natops]

checklist

.....when you wonder why your wife doesn't come with a checklist...

[Aspiring Pilot Alex]

... when a man can follow instructions (checklist), not deviate and do what he thinks is right.

[Genghis the Engineer]

Originally Posted by MMArdmore

.....when you use old VNC's for wallpaper....then point out any changes when someone comments on it....

Personally I used them for birthday and christmas wrapping paper.

G

[mary meagher]

When you realise that wearing the pilot suit featuring your wings is naff, and you roll up to fly in a beat up old car looking more like a mechanic.....

[thing]

and you roll up to fly in a beat up old car looking more like a mechanic.....

But I've always done that....