You know you're a pilot when....
Tabs please !
You mend a classic car using lockwire to secure the nuts, it passes an MOT but you can't fix an aircraft that is more straightforward as you don't have the right licence.
other people who know and use the phonetic alphabet. They can't all be pilots, surely?
"When installing a cat flap you find yourself measuring the height of your cat in nautical miles and then drilling everything, sawing everything, based on nautical miles."
Love this - been `DIY,ing in the house for about 15 yrs with the same nm ruler - why does it not lose itself after a week like any normal ruler ?
Love this - been `DIY,ing in the house for about 15 yrs with the same nm ruler - why does it not lose itself after a week like any normal ruler ?
BTW. Whilst the Final(s) discussion continues - surely proof the wx in Albion is poor this week. And thus on a similar pedantic vein............
'A rule is a measuring device, a ruler is a thing for drawing straight lines', is what my maths master used to drill into us.
mike hallam.
'A rule is a measuring device, a ruler is a thing for drawing straight lines', is what my maths master used to drill into us.
mike hallam.
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While out for the Sunday drive with the wife your attention is constantly drawn to the PCAS unit you have stuck up on the dash for the afternoon
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You are a pilot when...
The following question evinces the following reply: -
"How fast do you usually drive on the motorway"?
"77 mph indicated; 70 true".
Regards,
BP.
"How fast do you usually drive on the motorway"?
"77 mph indicated; 70 true".
Regards,
BP.
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Love this - been `DIY,ing in the house for about 15 yrs with the same nm ruler - why does it not lose itself after a week like any normal ruler ?
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...you absent-mindedly increase the pressure on the gas pedal when the nose of the car drifts to the left.
...an hour of flight time becomes your basic economic unit..."Lessee this dinner is costing me...ummmm...an hour and a half of flying! Sod that. We're eating at home!"
...an hour of flight time becomes your basic economic unit..."Lessee this dinner is costing me...ummmm...an hour and a half of flying! Sod that. We're eating at home!"
Very true