Captains Ring

[mad_jock]

Stolen from a thread in the mil forum.

First we had the epaulette war, silver/gold plated 1-5 bars.

Then we had the flightsuit hangbags at dawn, green/blue or pink.

Now we have the ultimate for ripping the piss item for all pilots.

The captains ring

If anyone know's anyone who own's one please out them.

[modelman]

Cap'ns Ring

Does it go slack at moments of high drama

[goatface]

Is that the same as "Captainslog"? (Trekkies will understand..).

[bjornhall]

Zirconium will spontaneously combust at high altitude

Brilliant!

['Chuffer' Dandridge]

I'm glad somebody has copied my thread from the Mil forum to here, it will hopefully achieve a wider audience of ridicule.

Would anyone admit to wearing such a chavvy piece of tat other than those with egos to match?

Stylish it ain't

[mad_jock]

I have been trying to see what other ****e they have for sale.

[fernytickles]

Can you purchase a pair, personalized with a big "L" and a big "R"?

[PompeyPaul]

Wicked!

Do they do a signet version ?

[IO540]

These people obviously know the "poser" market well. I am sure they will sell loads. Look at Brietling, etc.

[tuscan]

What the hells wrong with Breitling???? Gotta get me one of those
Might even wear it on the same hand.......It will go well with my spitfire cufflinks.

[Genghis the Engineer]

Be fair, it's a perfectly reasonable fashion accessory....










.... on anybody who has never been near control of either a ship or aeroplane.

G

[BOAC]

Can you purchase a pair, personalized with a big "L" and a big "R"?

- only if you guarantee to get them on the correct hands

Where is the half-crown/sixpence adjuster?

[XXPLOD]

I have not laughed at a thread on here that much in ages! Absolutely brilliant.

Only a true weapons grade tool would buy one of those.

What is worrying though, is that some people clearly have...

[Lister Noble]

Nothing new there,many a jolly Jack Tar had the captain's ring in the Senior Service.

[Blues&twos]

If you were anorexic you could wear them on each arm instead of epaulettes.

But bloody hell, I cringed so hard when I saw the ad, I nearly turned inside out.

[BOAC]

If anyone know's anyone who own's one please out them.

- I hear a rumour Rainboe has at least one - at least the story has a faint ring about it.

[S-Works]

Is that one of them there c*ck rings?

[poss]

If anyone wants to email them asking what they were thinking when they came up with this idea, heres the email address :
[email protected]

[TheGorrilla]

Think I'll buy four of those rings and make a captains knuckle duster.

[foxmoth]

Zirconium will spontaneously combust at high altitude

This will surely be at the same danger level as a bottle of water and security will stop you taking it on the aircraft!