United Express
 

Flew IAD to AUS on Tuesday night. After reaching cruising altitude announced snack & beverage service. Profuse apologies for lack of alcoholic beverages. Damn.

AUS to IAD tonight. Again.. .no freaking cocktails.

Thought maybe given the routing they got their license pulled after getting busted serving the Bush twins, but same BS from IAD to YYZ on the connection.

What gives?

Reminds me of flying on American Eagle on a sector with a block time of an hour. No beverage service "because of the short duration of the flight". So the cabin crew member retreated to the back of the aircraft and read her magazine for the entire flight instead.

Hello? Some airlines serve hot meals on flights of that length.

I think the word Express should have said it all.