Is it April 1 (fool) already
 

It must be somewhere, Ryanair is installing vending machines: Ryanair to install vending machines on planes - MarketWatch

Too bad he can't operate with only two FAs ...

Any others?

Who would buy johnnies on a plane?

People buy cigarettes on planes and they can't use those on board either! Neither can you drink your Duty Free booze. I think he's missing a trick here, if he did a link up with the main supermarkets, you could have your groceries waiting for you when you land.

Yes, it is 1 April!

Would just two cabin crew be legal on a 189 seat 737?

They report here internet won't be available tomorrow for 24h due to switching from IPv4 to IPv6. :}