Can't talk to God in economy class?
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Can't talk to God in economy class?
Evangelical Ministers Ken Copeland and Jesse Duplantis claimed they talked to God on a private jet and that their supernatural feat was impossible to accomplish while riding in economy.
Maybe they forgot to pay the additional fee to the airline for that.
Preachers claim they need to fly first-class because it's impossible to talk to God in coach
Maybe they forgot to pay the additional fee to the airline for that.
Preachers claim they need to fly first-class because it's impossible to talk to God in coach
Paxing All Over The World
Even if you don't admire what they say, you must admire the wig and hair coulouring of the one on the left. God has clearly blessed this old man by banishing grey hair.
Yes, they are truly special and should be anointed with many things ...
“Private jets are sanctuary that protect the anointed.”
Benny Hinn has a Gulfstream 4SP which has a private area in the rear where he can talk to Jesus. For a sizeable donation sponsors could have their name written on the wall to remind him who paid for the jet.
List of Pastors That Use or Own Private Jets & Mansions
This site gives a few other names as well.
List of Pastors That Use or Own Private Jets & Mansions
This site gives a few other names as well.
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Brings back memories of teh late great Oral Roberts
"I n January 1987, during a fundraising drive, Roberts announced to a television audience that unless he raised $8 million by that March, God would "call him home."
"I n January 1987, during a fundraising drive, Roberts announced to a television audience that unless he raised $8 million by that March, God would "call him home."
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People say outlandish things every day. Things that are clearly figments of their own lunatic minds. Ridiculous things even by the standards of the bible. But what really beats me is that there are obviously many people who believe what these clowns spout. And they actually send these thieving, lying immoral 
money. Worse, these same people have a vote!
The world is doomed, as will I be when they they call God using their direct dial number from the suite of a luxury hotel or their personal quarters on their closer-to-God executive jet. They'll no doubt claim I've been blaspheming and have me struck down.
money. Worse, these same people have a vote!The world is doomed, as will I be when they they call God using their direct dial number from the suite of a luxury hotel or their personal quarters on their closer-to-God executive jet. They'll no doubt claim I've been blaspheming and have me struck down.
there are obviously many people who believe what these clowns spout
Mind you, a recent survey discovered that among the UK population aged between 18 and 30 years old, 12% think that honey is obtained by squeezing bees. This is the same demographic that thinks Mr Corbyn's promises are realistic.
Yep, we've had quite the selection of media clerics here. Oral Roberts had (has ?) a university in KTUL which at one time had a medical school attached. And he had a Lockheed Lodestar at one time.
But my favorites are more entertaining: Jim and Tammy Baker...and who could forget Jimmy Swaggart !!
But my favorites are more entertaining: Jim and Tammy Baker...and who could forget Jimmy Swaggart !!
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I think it was Oral Roberts who was mocked in the John Denver/Goerge Burns movie "oh God"
"GAWD sees every sparrow that falleth... he sees every cent you put in the bucket....."
"GAWD sees every sparrow that falleth... he sees every cent you put in the bucket....."
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I don't understand... I paid £2000 to get gods direct number, I can speak for hours with him.
I've noticed it's a premium rate number but I suppose it's hard to connect direct to heaven,
He really helps me every time I struggle...
Only last week he gave me advice on saving money on buy one get one free shopping and it was only £100 for that information.
They should always fly by private jet if they can help us so much.
I've noticed it's a premium rate number but I suppose it's hard to connect direct to heaven,
He really helps me every time I struggle...
Only last week he gave me advice on saving money on buy one get one free shopping and it was only £100 for that information.
They should always fly by private jet if they can help us so much.
